The nurse impregnated me when DH wasn’t there 🤞🏻😱TTC bus 39

[Minster2012]

Well that was an ovulation tea party to remember! 💃🏼🥑🍍🥗🌮

Thanks for turning up you lovely lot and so Welcome back on board the bus where our route now takes us through the POAS early corner of shame to the “I’m gonna wait until AF is late this time” and then stopping at the fertility clinic to drop off a bunch of giggling girls going to get their foof felt up by a load of nurses and hopefully get impregnated by them! 🤞🏻

This bus is the one where TTC happens in many different forms, shagging conventionally, unconventionally, with the help of scientific intervention, IUI/ICSI/Clomid/IVF & even just watching from the top of the bus 👀. It doesn’t matter if you’ve been trying for days, weeks, months or like some of us we’ve been around each other for so long we can’t bear to leave, nothing is TMI and there’s never a silly question...

Hell we KNOW TTC is tough, lots of us have had heart ache & are chasing 🌈so we are there for each other, as well as trying to have laughs along the way 🥰☺️

Oh and we like an embarrassing story to get your ticket for entry please!

And if you see mention of my blog then blame these guys they made me do it...#shamelessplug

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Story so far...

June 24 BFPs
July 11 BFPs
August 18 BFPs
Sep 4 BFPs
Oct 7 BFPs
Nov 7 BFPs
Dec 14 BFPs
jan 7 BFPs
February 8 BFPs
March 5 BFPs

April Easter eggs! 3 BFPs so far ...
3 @Minster2012, @Asthenia @2020mission
There’s plenty of time for more

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@Minster2012 today's random mix gave me spice girls wannabe 🤔😂

@Minster2012 yeah exactly, it just wouldn't be fair on the pup, but I'm definitely never saying never to having one of his future pups! I'm at my mums everyday so I'll get puppy snuggles then!! We're waiting on personality and characteristics first, I don't think they've even opened their eyes yet, we're letting others come and look and choose at 4+ weeks so we need to choose before then!

@MartyMcShy if you look at the chart i posted- it hit 65 yesterday and today is the same. I think I ovulated yesterday. If you look at the beginning of the chart you can see i flat lined at 65 at ovulation for a week and then it went up again a bit higher for a few days, before it came back down for AF. I'm CD 11 today, so you can work out when AF was.

@MartyMcShy and I mean 66. Lol.

Marking
Taking my seat

@katiekattty I'm having real.life dreams, mad 1s fingers crossed.

@minster2012 hope ur well huni. Got ur package this morning. Thank u so much xx do I start taking them today. And up to af? Any advice.

Did u test @franklydear. Did I see a comment saying ur gona.

@pennysays Hahaha love the intro to joining the bus!!
@Minster2012 yes Pink Moon tonight messing with everyone's sanity
@paintfairy I say I want to give up but I'm really not sure I could I feel so invested now but it's not doing me any good mentally. We couldn't afford IVF so don't think that would be an option and I think it would stress me more. I honestly Don know what we'll do. I still feel hopeful this month but we'll see what happens.
I didn't test today after being on nights drank loads of water and piddling all night so I'll wait till tmora now

@minster2012 children's clothing 🤣🤣 would have looked well dodge if they had opened it lol

Wow this thread moves fast!

@Vil10 @Minster2012 Haha I have no idea about his porn habits - there are definitely things I don't need to know about! The bad habit is the devil's lettuce, but I've not been on Mumsnet long so I wasn't sure about the etiquette of speaking about such things that's why I was being such a weirdo about it.

I came home to my parents' house by the seaside last night. We have builders doing work on our house and WFH is obviously impossible. It's so nice to be out in the countryside and the weather is stunning.

Last night I got a full report of all the births and pregnancies in our group from my mother. 2 new babies. 3 new pregnancies. I feel like everyone on earth except for me is pregnant! One of the pregnancies is my very best friend who fell pregnant in January on her first try. I am very happy for her but I just hope it's not somehow awkward when I see her in the next few days. She was the only person I told about TTC, she replied that she might start trying in the New Year and then boom. Pregnant.

Hope everyone's having a good day!

If anyone's going to IKEA anytime soon and wouldn't mind posting a couple of things to me that would be great. I had a mini breakdown as I realised the baskets I had envisioned for the baby's nursery are being stopped and what's left in certain stores is all that's left. I need 2/4 more 😩 I went to my IKEA on the weekend to get some as they said they were in stock and travelled 2 hours to get there and waited 40 minutes in the queue to find they'd all sold before I got there 😩

@MartyMcShy this was when I ovulated the month I got my BFP , for me my rhr dipped on the day of ovulation then continued to rise and if AF had come I believe it should have dipped back down

I'm getting gradually worse at keeping up with this thread I'm so sorry ladies, I struggle to check in and miss newbies and sometimes even BFPs! So welcome to everyone new and congrats to those with BFPs. I also find it hard to contribute as much as maybe I was as I know a lot of you don't like hearing about pregnancy or babies but some do so I never know what to do 🙈🙈

@pennysays

I'm feeling nauseous too but I tend to get a migraine just before AF and they make me feel sick so nothing new there for me! Slightly tender boobs started last night and I had that last cycle. I used to say I didn't get any pre menstrual symptoms but think ttc you feel everything more! Hoping they're pregnancy symptoms though! I had metallic taste in my mouth too last cycle when I hap a CP

Ah yeah fair enough @pennysays. Like @Franklydear says, try to ignore it - I felt quite sick last week but it was just my body messing with me!

Jumping on, been a bit quiet and probably will continue to be to be honest.

Lots of excitement I see with IVF and inseminations!

Congratulations on the BFP’s @Asthenia and @2020mission!

Think I just ovulated - brief stabbing pain down where my left ovary should be. Weirdly, my tests only finally got back to negative on Monday after my last miscarriage so it shouldn’t really happen for another week or so. OPKs suggested it might though. If only I wasn’t doing this solo I’d be able to do something about it!

@lucyrp arrrrgh I went yesterday! It was impromptu but if I go again I'll let you know x

Thanks everyone! You're right @MessyBob89 it is my body messing with me as this afternoon I FINALLY HAVE A STATIC SMILEY! Day 29! THIS IS NOT A DRILL! I'd say these internet cheapies are unequivocal.

Sorry Late check in been planting all day trying to pretend I'm a gardener

@2alreadywantanother I took them all cycle, there's no harm but def after ovulation and I always mark everything children's clothing! As they know that's what I tend to send, but yeah would have been awkward!

@Franklydear loving the spice girls mix!

So we've got a few ppl feeling nauseous, some sore boobs on the bus (add me into that!)

@pennysays welcome back and please no throwing piss pots at the driver I will just throw them back at you and you'll have an impromptu golden shower! So hcg negative? The flashing smiles we have had someone have 14 then get static and get pregnant, they must be almost due now, they are joker faces but it could be a non ovulation cycle

@Crazydoglady123 noted thank you

@MartyMcShy no don't stop spamming have you not noticed a lot of my messages are like that?

@Somatronic oh talking about porn is mild here, our thread has been complained about twice for the use of some fun language in the title!! A lot of us share our new sex toys too, not as in SHARE that's mingin, but show & get reviews & tips! I asked my hubby for a bigger dildo for Xmas & on our wedding anniversary in Dec was presented with a rampant rabbit. I've actually flashed my bum on here too in jab in a bum flap onesie he bought me 🤣😬

@Sunbird24 what do you mean doing it solo? Are you making a baby with insem? Have I missed that?

Here starts the argument between @Justanothercyster & @lucyrp having missed the trip to IKEA 🙄🤣😬

Thanks everyone! You're right @Franklydear @MessyBob89 it is my body messing with me as this afternoon I FINALLY HAVE A STATIC SMILEY! Day mf 29...However I'd say these internet cheapies are unequivocal.

THIS IS NOT A DRILL! THIS IS NOT A DRILL! THIS IS NOT A DRILL!

Sperminator at the ready. If only I didn't feel like vomming.

oops. Double whammy. Much like I hope the sperminator will give me tonight.

@Minster2012 @lucyrp haha I hope not. Tbf you could tell it had been ransacked, hardly any of the little storage stuff! People have clearly had a clear out over lockdown 🙈

@Minster2012 yep, ivf with sperm donor! Last time I was anywhere near a naked man was 2018... 🤦‍♀️

@2alreadywantanother tomorrow is the earliest DH let me test again
@MartyMcShy I am the queen of spamming, specially at night when the driver isn't looking
@lucyrp you can't leave, you live here now
Feel more nauseated but managed to eat a little, really hope this is not my body trolling me

@Sunbird24 so tell us the story, we had solo ladies and same sex couples before