The nurse impregnated me when DH wasn’t there 🤞🏻😱TTC bus 39

[Minster2012]

Well that was an ovulation tea party to remember! 💃🏼🥑🍍🥗🌮

Thanks for turning up you lovely lot and so Welcome back on board the bus where our route now takes us through the POAS early corner of shame to the “I’m gonna wait until AF is late this time” and then stopping at the fertility clinic to drop off a bunch of giggling girls going to get their foof felt up by a load of nurses and hopefully get impregnated by them! 🤞🏻

This bus is the one where TTC happens in many different forms, shagging conventionally, unconventionally, with the help of scientific intervention, IUI/ICSI/Clomid/IVF & even just watching from the top of the bus 👀. It doesn’t matter if you’ve been trying for days, weeks, months or like some of us we’ve been around each other for so long we can’t bear to leave, nothing is TMI and there’s never a silly question...

Hell we KNOW TTC is tough, lots of us have had heart ache & are chasing 🌈so we are there for each other, as well as trying to have laughs along the way 🥰☺️

Oh and we like an embarrassing story to get your ticket for entry please!

And if you see mention of my blog then blame these guys they made me do it...#shamelessplug

minstermusings.co.uk for the blog that’s where the full stuff happens
& minstermusings on insta - some of our ladies have made special anonymous accounts so we can link up via me 🥰
If you want to sign up & get updates please do, please note your username if you comment shows up to others so maybe make it anonymous I won’t be offended 😂🤣(unless you are mean)

Story so far...

June 24 BFPs
July 11 BFPs
August 18 BFPs
Sep 4 BFPs
Oct 7 BFPs
Nov 7 BFPs
Dec 14 BFPs
jan 7 BFPs
February 8 BFPs
March 5 BFPs

April Easter eggs! 3 BFPs so far ...
3 @Minster2012, @Asthenia @2020mission
There’s plenty of time for more

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@paintfairy he was complaining?? Have you shown him a picture of the dildo cam you get regularly violated with?? Honestly men FFS. What's your breakfast of choice?!

@Crazydoglady123 ooo the halloumi was nice! I shall try that kind of lunch, what's the gyros seasoning? We've got chicken breasts and bulged wheat/quinoa mix & veggies tonight I think or maybe that tomorrow? Not decided. The stims AND the progesterone gave me awful hot flushes & night waking, waking up and not sleeping from the progesterone later on is awful. How you finding it @unCliche? Other than undignified 🤣

@Vil10 yeah I guess that's reasonable especially with your trip, you can see your mums often, have they chosen the pups already or waiting to see personality?

Damn pressed too soon...@MessyBob89 I only got the squintiest of lines on an IC when FRER was strong, even yesterday my IC was pretty faint I honestly don't know how they can pick them up before the FRER but yours may be better sensitivity?? 🤞🏻🤞🏻🤞🏻there's def something there let's hope it's the real deal ✨

@Minster2012 shit! I better pick some frers then.... I have a tone of ics and a week digital to save until his majesty decides I am allowed to use it

@Minster2012 dildo cam 🤣 I don't even mind dildo cam any more. Does that make me strange? And i think dildo cam by the roadside would be much less pleasurable. 🤣 I do think men don't honestly know how good they get it though?

I reckon I've ovulated anyway! Temp this morning (wasn't tracking but I know how it behaves) looked good. And my rhr has also been at 65bpm since yesterday. Which was my post ovulation rhr last month.

I'm too lazy to have proper breakfast. I just grab cereal. 😁

Hi ladies, I’ve cracked and ordered some IC and Frer. This week has been full on but the distraction from TTW is great. I’m testing on Saturday morning. I’ve been having the strangest dreams all week. So I’m definitely convinced I’m pregnant 🤣🤣🤣🤣.

@Minster2012 oh that sounds good on the progression front so 😃

@DJmum83 I'm so sorry to hear, that's so stressful. We will all be here to get you through the testing and wai. Just take it one bit at a time x

Welcome to all rhe newbies. I see one of you is pregnant already ffs 😂 I do see something on that test @MessyBob89, hopefully a clearer result tomorrow 🤞

@Franklydear I was all worked up for your test this morning then you changed your mind! Good luck for the morning.

Nothing happening with me in the "tww" of our month off so just waiting for af so we can start tcc again next month. A weekish to go. Also still waiting for a follow up appointment with the fertility clinic, should have heard by now and getting impatient. Waiting waiting always waiting!

@paintfairy well I have because I thought front end only but I've obviously a lot to learn 😂 yesss to the egg 🥚 🥳

@Crazydoglady123 urgggh sorry the stims are making you feel ill ☹️

@bez91 Thank you! Yup, it's just progesterone. My fertility consultant prescribed it to me to basically make me go away and stop bothering him 😌 but since I've been paying for him to essentially tell me there's nothing wrong with me, I think the cyclogest is the least he can do 😂

@Minster2012 I unfortunately don't embarrass easy but I definitely felt second-hand embarrassment when I received DH's SA results and I went trudging down the stairs shouting "your sperm results are here!" while he was on a Teams call with his fellow colleagues. Apparently everyone on the call went quiet 🤷‍♀️ oops.
Apparently up the bum is less messy, I haven't had any leakages so that seems to be right! Symptoms have been ok. I've got my usual sore boobs so nothing new there. Maybe a bit of grumpiness and I've definitely been feeling more tired but like you, I've found I've been waking up earlier (around 6am though, so could be worse). My temps and RHR have been the highest they've ever been so I think it's safe to say they're working.

@MessyBob89 Good luck with testing tomorrow! I've only just joined so sorry if you've already mentioned it, what DPO are you?

Hi @Katao
Thanks for the welcome 👋
Cautiously optimistic on the squinter but not getting hopes up yet given it appeared after the window and my CP last cycle.

Eagerly awaiting everyone's poas updates too!

Hi ladies - just taking my seat!

Great to see much positivity at the end of the last bus - lets keep everything crossed for some more good news soon!!

Congratulations @2020mission & @Asthenia!!! please feel free to pop over and say in the Sidecar - i know you're already over with us tentitivley @2020mission.

www.mumsnet.com/Talk/pregnancy/4200916-Minsters-Side-car-bumping-along-TTC-Graduates-Bus-1?msgid=106707052

Glad to see all the positive updates from you and although im not commenting muhc i am reading, cheering you on and sending so much baby dust (& Ovulation dust) to you all

@MessyBob89 sorry about your losses. Hopefully this is it for you. early testing is a curse really, it only causes more questions and impatience. If only we could help ourselves!

@Katao 🤣 short stay.
@bez91 you can do anything with the back door that the front door does. 😁 Just about. 🤣
@unCliche I have only tried it the front way. But I̶'̶v̶e̶ ̶g̶o̶t̶ ̶a̶ ̶b̶l̶a̶c̶k̶ ̶h̶o̶l̶e̶ i don't get leakage.

Right I'm back. Felt like a complete failure earlier this week between AF, some work stuff and realising how much weight I've put back on but am back on the up now and ready to get back on it. Told DH some of the above and he just looked panic stricken...he's not the best at emotions!!

@DJmum83 here to hold your hand x

@Franklydear ooh a stitch like feel you say?! You're an impressive woman not testing yet!!

Nothing to report here as a boring CD4.

@larrythelizard😭 dh wouldn’t let me and I couldn’t test, get a positive and not tell him, tomorrow is the day but in my dreams is always a negative, I am petrified it’ll be a negative though, keep feeling wet and going to check for af but not even spotting yet

Dh is loosing his cool, he’s texting to check on af

@Franklydear haha love that he's losing his cool - bet he wishes you'd saved some FMU!

@paintfairy yay for ovulation! I ovulated yesterday as well but my egg must be so lonely with no swimmers to reject lol

@Crazydoglady123 ooh where do you get gyros seasoning from? I'm def recreating your lunch this weekend

RUNS FOR THE BUS CLUTCHING ALL THE STICKS WHILE CUPS OF PISS SPILL ONTO THE PAVEMENT. Hands driver a wad of empty test packets and desiccant sachets instead of a ticket.

You lot are making me laugh with your broken dishwashers and roadside dildo cams.

Still not a frigging clue what's going on with any bits of my body.

Internet cheapie says I had an LH surge 8 days ago. Clear Blue says stupid flashy smashy face (GAH!) high fertility for 8 days but no static face (however only started testing day of my LH surge so baseline probably wonky.) F*ck that stupid smiley face.

However my BBT is low... no peak which I'm guessing is pretty conclusive that I have not ovulated. Anyone ever ovulated/been pregnant but had low BBT afterwards?

The main issue is that I am SICK AS A DOG. Four days of solid nausea and achy boobs. I've never had anything like it, apart from when I was pregnant.

My internet cheapie showed LH starting to rise again yesterday, but hcg is negative.

ANYONE GOT ANY THOUGHTS WHATSOEVER?!

I'm actually trying really hard to move away from obsessing so much about it. It's completely consuming and yet so, so dull.

p.s HUGE congrats for @Minster2012

@Juno231 @Minster2012 this is the seasoning

I'm jumping on board taking my seat in the iui section! Thanks for the new bus @Minster2012!

Handhold here @djmum83. It's hard not to be scared. It's good the test is so soon. Keeping my fingers crossed everything comes back ok.

Welcome @MessyBob89 and @Sunbird24. Sorry you've been through so much @Sunbird24. Are you ttc#1? Ivf is such a minefield, it's tough to know what to do. Have the clinic advised testing?

And I just realised I missed the last 2 pages of the bus before I posted 🙄 I'm tired 🤣

Fingers crossed @MessyBob89, I can see a line! Promising signs for you too @Franklydear!

Welcome @unCliche! This bus really shows how complicated ttc as we're all taking different routes.

Oh @paintfairy, I forgot to ask how do you know you ovulated using rhr? I have a fitbit too but can never really figure it out.

I'll stop spamming the bus now with messages 🙈

@MartyMcShy yes, trying for no.1! Clinic have suggested PGT but I’m torn 🤷🏻‍♀️

Maybe a stupid question @pennysays but have you done a pregnancy test?!

You're right @MartyMcShy I never knew how complicated it was before!

@pennysays had all symptoms including sickness before, don't trust it, it's a rouse, when I did fall it was much more underwhelming, as it's this cycle, fingers crossed for you

@larrythelizard yes, have done a few cheap ones. All negative - but no surprise really, I'm only 8 days past potential ovulation.