The nurse impregnated me when DH wasn’t there 🤞🏻😱TTC bus 39

[Minster2012]

Well that was an ovulation tea party to remember! 💃🏼🥑🍍🥗🌮

Thanks for turning up you lovely lot and so Welcome back on board the bus where our route now takes us through the POAS early corner of shame to the “I’m gonna wait until AF is late this time” and then stopping at the fertility clinic to drop off a bunch of giggling girls going to get their foof felt up by a load of nurses and hopefully get impregnated by them! 🤞🏻

This bus is the one where TTC happens in many different forms, shagging conventionally, unconventionally, with the help of scientific intervention, IUI/ICSI/Clomid/IVF & even just watching from the top of the bus 👀. It doesn’t matter if you’ve been trying for days, weeks, months or like some of us we’ve been around each other for so long we can’t bear to leave, nothing is TMI and there’s never a silly question...

Hell we KNOW TTC is tough, lots of us have had heart ache & are chasing 🌈so we are there for each other, as well as trying to have laughs along the way 🥰☺️

Oh and we like an embarrassing story to get your ticket for entry please!

And if you see mention of my blog then blame these guys they made me do it...#shamelessplug

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Story so far...

June 24 BFPs
July 11 BFPs
August 18 BFPs
Sep 4 BFPs
Oct 7 BFPs
Nov 7 BFPs
Dec 14 BFPs
jan 7 BFPs
February 8 BFPs
March 5 BFPs

April Easter eggs! 3 BFPs so far ...
3 @Minster2012, @Asthenia @2020mission
There’s plenty of time for more

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@bez91 yes, paracetamol all the way, fantastic! The more people vaccinated the better
Boobs are so massive they are spilling out of my dd cups in front fastening, which wears bigger... dh will accept test on Friday but not tomorrow, so, there you go, Friday, he’s convinced af will arrive tomorrow

@franklydear I got a funny feeling your gonna be smiling Friday when you test! 🤞😊

@bez91 if it's AstraZeneca you might get flu symptoms but it doesn't seem to kick in until about 11 hours after so you probably don't need to take paracetamol straight away. Just take it easy that night 👍

@DJmum83 big hugs to you but definitely keep reminding yourself the odds against it are still in your favour!

Thank you all very much.
Sorry I'm not catching up on the thread I will tomorrow promise.

Going to try sleep doubtful but a massive thanks xxx

@Minster2012
Sorry just catching up! Embarrassing story? Hmm the one that comes to mind is when DH and I first started seeing each other at uni and we were in my halls' bathroom which had a shower/bath. I lost my balance and went over the edge, grasping the shower curtain en route and ripping it entirely off and landing in a naked heap with it, legs in the air much to his amusement 😂

Yes TTC #1, I'm 31 and DH 30 - I had a MC in December after trying for 3 months, now been trying a further 4 with a CP last cycle and possibly one before that too. So 7 months total so far. Just trying to feel fortunate I was able to conceive at all even though it ended in MC. Feel like everyone around us is announcing pregnancies too atm, including one of my best friends who told me last weekend, who it happened for on pretty much the first go apparently... Hoping it will happen for us soon and sending positive vibes to everyone else here waiting for their bfp ❤️

@DOB78 tell me you poas this morning too?? Lol still a bfn at 10dpo.. af due on Monday.

@Franklydear so your testing tomorrow I see? Ahhh I have a good feeling for you this month 🤞

@Hopefull110 been on nights so I'll be poas when I get up this afternoon I've started now may as well keep going!

@franklydear @2alreadywantanother I'm going to talk to OH about it later. I'm just fed up with the emotional roller coaster I'm losing myself. I can't think of anything else watch what you eat, don't drink too much coffee or wine, exercise, take the vitamins, drink the water. If I could relax about it, it would probably happen sooner I just can't.

@paintfairy I have 2 girls already 21 and 17 from a previous relationship probably a bit mad to be starting again.

I think I'm slowly going insane and working nights is pushing me over the edge🤯

@DOB78 I have an autistic 11 year old, I also suspect my grab in sanity is not great, nothing to report this morning

Morning ladies, @Franklydear it's my fault on the no crystal ball on the bus, when designing it I chose the funky disco glitter ball option instead 💃🏼for dancing see?! So is it tomorrow then for testing?

@Dollybird89 I can do a squat challenge!! Count me in! That's exercise I should be able to do and will make me do stuff!

@DJmum83 you don't need to catch up darling don't worry and I like what @Clairey844 said, the statistic is actually 89 out of 90 chance of not. You are there darling 😘

What's in store today for perverts are us @paintfairy? Is it getting felt up by the nurse with a big dildo cam to then impregnate you?! 🤞🏻I've heard she's really looking forwards to it

@bez91 yes paracetamol throughout the day and day after and lots of other ppl also suggest baby aspirin for a week or so, I did those anyway after ovulation

@MessyBob89 you def get your ticket on the bus! And can I ask did you & DH carry on finishing DTD after you fell in a heap? Or did it put pay to sexiness?! There's lots of us here that have had MC, MMC, and CP's so we know it's hard, and of course everyone is pregnant around us, always the way when you want something! It will be your time soon

@Hopeful110 still on BFNs, there's still lots of time, how's the rest of POAS corner of shame? Ahhh @DOB78 working hard!

@notyetamumbuttrying you wanna do the squat challenge as part of your lose weight for next cycle?

It seems nice and sunny here today, really need to get those summer clothes out

@Vil10 how's the pups? Have you persuaded OH to keep one?

@Dollybird89 I'll do the squat challenge 🙋🏼‍♀️😊

@Minster2012 thank you will give that a go tomorrow. You have a dirty mind.... @MessyBob89 never actually said she was DTD 😂😉

Ok, bare with me, cos we are entering lunatic territory, so last night I had a stitch? in my left side like ovary wise, so strong I woke up and couldn’t get back to sleep, weird me out but google only told me about ovulation pains, not helpful and some very vague about womb stretching, so what the fuck is that?

Hi ladies! It'll be lovely to join if that's OK!

Currently on cycle 8 TTC #1 and taking cyclogest up the bum. DH has low sperm count and I have low progesterone so we're both not doing a very good job at making this baby! 😁

Good luck to everyone here! 🍀

@Franklydear that's strange 🤔 less than 24 hours to go though! Hang in there!

@unCliche welcome, cyclogest up the rear end. Tell me more, I'm intrigued 😆. Is cyclogest just for progesterone?

@Minster2012

Oh no, any mood killing by nearly cracking my head open on the sink 😂

@Franklydear come join me and @Hopeful110 in poas corner. I'm surprised I'm not banned off Google for the amount of stupid symptoms spotting I do😳
@Minster2012 busy night in AED think the full moon is bringing everyone's nutty side.

So ladies,

Bfn yesterday with FRER on 10 dpo. This morning 11 dpo, used my last cheapie.
There is a squinty line! BUT, nothing in the proper timeframe, this was probably half an hour after the window. Could it be evap? I've never had an evap line on these tests I don't think 😬

Me???!!! A dirty mind @bez91 @MessyBob89 I don't know WHAT you are on about!!

On that, orgasms can't knock the baby out right?? If so I've failed already 🤣

@Franklydear I got those and getting those, good signs!

@unCliche hello and welcome and please can we have an embarrassing story for entry?! And progesterone up the bum isn't embarrassing enough for here I'm afraid that's pretty standard! Why up the bum though, why not up the foof??? I thought foof more normal?

@DOB78 is it a full moon??🌕@Franklydear clearly keeping up our nutty side!

@bez91 now you've perked up. 🤣🤣🤣 Yes it's progesterone and can be put in either hole. 😆
@Minster2012 easy day for us. Dtd this morning and now I can switch off to it all! Definitely nothing to see here.... 😆
@DOB78 yep, mad. 🤣 It does take over. I'm not even that obsessed but with what's happening now you just can't really be any other way. It's impossible. Although you aren't entitled to ivf or anything on the nhs I think they are still obliged to do so much? So it's worth going and see. Because if you do get private help then it'll save paying for some of the tests etc. They did all my friends tests and the SA on the nhs. Basically everything leading up to actual fertility treatment. Then she took copies of everything to the private clinic for ivf.

@MessyBob89 there's def a line there so tomorrow should show up on another FRER or if you could wait til Saturday? 🤞🏻🤞🏻🤞🏻

@paintfairy switch off right I see, how's that going?! Did DH get any performance anxiety for the big event?

By the way @Crazydoglady123 your lunch yesterday looked immense, what was in it please??

Here's my breakfast of choice to join the party

@Minster2012 🤣 he was protesting and complaining but it seemed easy enough from where I was sat. He's never had performance issues in his life. 🤣 Thank god. Like we don't have enough problems?
I need breakfast. But it won't look like that...... 😆

@Minster2012

I'll definitely try with FRER tomorrow, I'm too impatient! I have quite a few but might buy some more cheap ones to check for any progression 🤞🏻

@Minster2012 it was grilled chicken with gyros seasoning then I made a Greek salad (cucumber, tomatoes, onion, feta, olives, chickpeas, lemon juice and olive oil) with a dollop of tzatziki on the side 😋 I'm making your chemoula halloumi tonight. Sipping my protein smoothie this morn. I think the stims are making me feel nauseous 🤢 I was up loads in the night with hot flushes and a watery mouth like I was going to be sick. Fingers crossed I don't have to stay on these too long 🤞

@Crazydoglady123 that doesn't sound pleasant! I think the meds are the hardest part? I can't imagine how ivf meds make you feel. Fingers crossed for you that it isn't much longer.

@DJmum83 hand hold! Try not to worry too much until you get results from the test❤️

@Minster2012 if anything I think it would be him that would need to persuade me!! I just don't think it's the right time for a pup at the minute, I wouldn't be able to watch it during the day, and OH takes the other 2 to work with him but wouldn't be able to take the pup yet and even when he could he wouldn't be able to train a dog whilst working☹️ however ours friend who are the owners of the bitch are keeping one!! And we're giving our pick of the little to my mum! So keeping 2 in the family which is nice!!

Welcome to newbies❤️❤️