The nurse impregnated me when DH wasn’t there 🤞🏻😱TTC bus 39

[Minster2012]

Well that was an ovulation tea party to remember! 💃🏼🥑🍍🥗🌮

Thanks for turning up you lovely lot and so Welcome back on board the bus where our route now takes us through the POAS early corner of shame to the “I’m gonna wait until AF is late this time” and then stopping at the fertility clinic to drop off a bunch of giggling girls going to get their foof felt up by a load of nurses and hopefully get impregnated by them! 🤞🏻

This bus is the one where TTC happens in many different forms, shagging conventionally, unconventionally, with the help of scientific intervention, IUI/ICSI/Clomid/IVF & even just watching from the top of the bus 👀. It doesn’t matter if you’ve been trying for days, weeks, months or like some of us we’ve been around each other for so long we can’t bear to leave, nothing is TMI and there’s never a silly question...

Hell we KNOW TTC is tough, lots of us have had heart ache & are chasing 🌈so we are there for each other, as well as trying to have laughs along the way 🥰☺️

Oh and we like an embarrassing story to get your ticket for entry please!

And if you see mention of my blog then blame these guys they made me do it...#shamelessplug

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Story so far...

June 24 BFPs
July 11 BFPs
August 18 BFPs
Sep 4 BFPs
Oct 7 BFPs
Nov 7 BFPs
Dec 14 BFPs
jan 7 BFPs
February 8 BFPs
March 5 BFPs

April Easter eggs! 3 BFPs so far ...
3 @Minster2012, @Asthenia @2020mission
There’s plenty of time for more

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OMG the irony of your typo @Minster2012 😂

@Minster2012 that's the best typo ever 🤣🤣🤣 xx

@minster2012 just jumped on to see all what's been happening! Glad you're ok and definitely time for you to slow down a bit and take it easy X hope your not freaking out too much. We are here to hand hold and distract for the next 10days 🙂

For me I'm glad to see af out the window for now.. no idea if and when I'll ovulate but will just stick to the weekly sex for now.. currently have a run down poorly OH so nothing on the menu today

@Franklydear delivering words of truth again. Hope your DS is appropriately chastised and suitable punishment now.

I look at the general trend @Haiyaa but only this cycle have I got super strict about temping at the same time.

@Minster2012 I read a thread on here the other day about clots - apparently often they are reabsorbed with no bad effects so 🤞🏼🤞🏼🤞🏼 this is you. Lol that an orgasm could have had a bad effect!

I'm just catching up and BA HA HA at your typo @Minster2012!

I am looking forward to DH getting home tonight and getting some 🍆🍆🍆, haven't managed any since the flashy faces started!

Maybe clits resolve themselves too??? With some tickling?? No clit tickling for me 🤦🏼‍♀️😳😫I've just had to change an autocorrect FROM clit to clot so obviously my keyboard just hates me & wants the opposite 🤣

@larrythelizard get on that clit, dick everything!! And thank you for the reassurance yes that's what the doctor said if I'm careful and take it easy...someone tell that to DS please 😬

Ha yeah it's easily said when you don't have a toddler isn't it?! Hopefully your house sells really quick and then you don't have to worry about keeping it clean (or your DH doesn't!) @Minster2012

@larrythelizard anybody who hears him would think we are strict cold parents, the truth is he’s never been punished, just having discussions about what’s right/wrong/inappropriate ... his worst fear is still that we might be disappointed in him, teenage will be interesting
@Minster2012 that typo😂 someone call Freud , now you have only one job for the next few months, grow a little human

Oh bless him @Franklydear!

Here's hoping @larrythelizard 🤞🏻🤞🏻

@Franklydear im sure he feels suitably bad poor thing

@Minster2012 so sorry to hear you have had such a stressful night! Hope you are ok. Take it easy and get in the habit of giving instructions from your sofa!

Right now @Minster2012 please rest 🙏 Tell DS mummy's got a sore tummy (my poor DS has had to endure that one the last few months and thinks I'm going for an op tomorrow to make it better 🤣). Make sure you put your feet up and let your DH look after you. Good luck with the abstaining though...mine is the biggest sex pest atm and especially the last couple of days having to abstain till tomorrow. I'm so scared he's going to have a wet dream and his sample will be crappy swimmers tomorrow 😬 one more night 😂🙈

@Minster2012 Take it easy and remember it’s not in your control I’m afraid all you can do is distract as much as possible until the next scan, I have fingers and toes crossed all will be ok!....just one point have they given you progesterone, I had an SCH before and they doubled the dose and told me that could help... 🧐

@Crazydoglady123 yeah FH didn't take to happily to the no sex comment 🤣😬I've sent him an article on the haematomas where it says bed rest & no sex to reinforce 🙄honestly men eh?? I said to DS yesterday when I wasn't feeling great & needed to lie down that mummy didn't feel well so when going to the hospital & picking me up that's what he was asking "are you ok? Do you feel better?" So sweet

Am on the sofa don't worry, just given DH a break for a run & DS & I played "fish the toys" with fishing nets & toys on the floor which is a really good game for being prone on the sofa 😂@Katao so I'm trying!

@Thinkingandblinking no they haven't given me progesterone as they said my hcg levels are good & they didn't think anything but time will help the clot & we've just got to see about the baby's growth in 10days.

It just scares me as very similar to last years MMC 🥺

Anyway enough about me there's got to be more exiting stuff going on for a bank holiday weekend???

Aww @Minster2012 your wee boy is so sweet asking! How far along were you with your MMC? I would really try not to worry right now as you said hCG was high and we know a blood clot doesn't mean the pregnancy can't progress it's been fine for others 🤞 the one good thing is you're getting a couple of early scans out of this. Keep positive!

@2020mission last year I went for a scan when I should have been 7 weeks & they said they could see something more like 5 weeks & went back for 2 lots of repeat hcg tests & another scan and it hadn't progressed. I think the highest hcg I got them was 1400 though

@Minster2012 I've been thinking about you constantly and I'm so happy to hear this little rainbow is staying stuck 🌈💕
Good vibes - and 2 magpies - only!!!!

@Minster2012 what a stressful day! Glad all seems well though, and just echoing others on the taking it easy. 😘

Just checking back in to see how @Minster2012 is doing: glad things are OK! Rest up and look after yourself ❤️

@Minster2012 brilliant typo! 🤣
I'm pleased everything seems OK. Definitely rest up. They say sex makes no difference and now this! Sex ban?! Nightmare. But yes, if needs must. Baby needs to stay put!

In other news. My rhr is dropping. Sigh. 🙄

@paintfairy I'm new to monitoring my rhr.. what's the meaning with it all lol xx sorry yours has dropped x

@paintfairy @dollybird89 if it helps, my RHR hasn't changed since my BFP and I'm almost 21 weeks now 🤣

@Dollybird89 it goes up after you ovulate and drops for your period. This is mine last month. The red dots are day one of my period and the yellow dot is where I think I ovulated. So you can see a rough trend? If pregnant it should go up instead of dropping when AF is due.

@Kirky658 but I'm betting it didn't drop before you got it though? Like mine is?

@kirky658 @paintfairy thank you... Now I'm gonna get obsessed .. though it may be harder with 3month cycles lol