Ice Skating Lake Spermo on our AIBU chip-piss-sticks TTC Bus 32

[Minster2012]

Are we sitting comfortably MN?? Clutching them pearls tightly?? Are we being reasonable?? I doubt it!

Good, cos we’ve CUM TO PISS ON YOUR CHIPS...oops sorry, our Piss sticks, and use pearls in our ass...well, it’s a special occasion right??? ❤️🥰🎁💌

We’ve got the fastest TTC 🚌in the UK & we talk like it’s a WhatsApp group so be prepared...but don’t worry cos long as you pop in and out & say hello once in a while you can sit on top, we’ve got room for you to chill out if TTC gets too much.

We thought we might make it to Valentine’s Day ♥️💓 but FOR THE THIRD TIME no!

If you want to talk most things other than TTC we are the right bus, tv, (married at first sight Australia what the hell?!) & pissing off the rest of Mumsnet.

We’ve got a rowdy bus of newbies, oldies with history, excited ladies going forwards for IVF & pregnant mates we can’t get rid of and we are now OWED BIG.

Valentine’s Day Menu....

• Some Ladies ordered new undies 🙌🏻
• Some Ladies ordered sticks to piss on 🤞🏻
• Some Ladies ordered no undies 👌🏻
• Some Ladies ordered wine & chocolate 🍷
• The bus driver ordered BFPs all round

Whatever we all get for Valentines, we’ll be here for support ❤️🥰😍

And if you see mention of my blog then blame these guys they made me do it...#shamelessplug

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Story so far...

June 24 BFPs
July 11 BFPs
August 18 BFPs
Sep 4 BFPs
Oct 7 BFPs
Nov 7 BFPs
Dec 14 BFPs
7 BFPs for jan

Come on February 🥰

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PEAK!!! Ovulation is imminent! And in preparation for my TWW, I started this bad boy. It is on.

@missgoldilocks glad you've recovered from the horrible covid, hope you are feeling better and can't wait to hear about Bubbas heartbeat xx ❤️😘

@notyetamumbuttrying I'm having my first set of blood tests next cycle!

First month TTC, my period was 3 weeks late - thought I'd hit the jackpot! But no, and it's been a rollercoaster ever since. I think I might have had COVID that first month - has anyone else experienced disruption to their periods who have had it? Very curious

@Juno231 although she might not have been the best people person, it sounds positive that things are moving with more tests and they're taking things seriously so glad it went well in that respect

@Kally9 I had it early March last year, but doesn't look like it affected my cycles at all. I wasn't TTC back then, but was actively tracking.

@Juno231 it's good you are on the ball, it's so frustrating I'm afraid it's like my appointment that came through the list AFTER the date it was 🤦🏼‍♀️it will be really interesting what the AMH shows vs the other one! Let's hope it's higher!!

@Kally9 stress & Covid can all put cycles out is whack I'm afraid and kind of excitement of TTC. It's so stupid

@Tornado2Inc BOOM!! Have you DTD in advance too? And not meaning to offend but what is it?!!

@lucyrp we've been doing stickers & drawing, this is for you 🤣🤣

Ooh cycle buddies @Tornado2Inc! Hi!

@Minster2012 grey and overcast here, hoping sun comes out and I can sneak out for a walk between work calls!

@Minster2012 we've been DTD every other day since my period stopped. Topped up last night, too. And trying to think of a way to harvest some semen tonight as well, without looking suspicious! It's challenging, as DH is not really aware we are ttc 🤣 He knows it's a possibility, and he wants it, but I'm doing my best to keep the pressure off. Last thing I need to deal with is a floppy willy 🤣

It is my newly learned brioche knitting stitch! If things work out, it should look something like this.

@Minster2012 i know, comes naturally...
@Tornado2Inc , @ahobbyaweek? I can't tag her and I also knitt and crochet, this year my gloves are very popular 🧚

@Franklydear Oooooh, nice! Always good to meet a fellow crafter! 😊 I never got into crochet (though my mom is very good at it), and knitting is a newly acquired hobby, but I have been sewing for almost 10 years now. So meditative!

@InkyPaper I think because I haven't DTD the night before ov I'm like omg, but it's fine😂

@Minster2012 I think because of the Mexico thing, IF we do go this is my second to last chance of trying so I want to get it right😩 no pressure on myself or anything😳

@Juno231 annoying that she was late and seemed to rush but not much of a wait so I suppose that's a positive!!

I have found a new trashy guilty pleasure programme - Little Women LA on prime (it's season 2 I started watching, haven't seen season 1 yet). I started it yesterday mainly because they're all sitting on a pregnancy test on the picture and while we're not ttc for now I'm still mega broody so any baby related programmes get watched 😂 It's a group of women basically getting pished a lot falling out and causing drama, but good for a brain free watch. And some of them are having fertility problems, one has had a CP, one looking into IVF/adoption so minus all the drama amongst themselves it's relatable. Just thought I'd throw it out there if anyone wants an easy watch

@Tornado2Inc can we put in our orders ? That jumper is gorgeous.

@blackcurrantqueen I hope it ends up looking at least similar! I might have chosen a project that might be a might be a bit too ambitious!

@Tornado2Inc & @larrythelizard right you guys keep track of each other with your peaks & I think @Haiyaa you are in there too? Oh and @Tornado2Inc & @larrythelizard you two are POAS addicts so that works out well 🙄I love the jumper & the colour too!

I can vouch for @Franklydear's gloves, amazing! Even for pixie hands like me. Yes it was @AHobbyaweek that was also crochet & lots of hobby's (obviously!) 🤪 how you feeling darling!?

@Vil10 nothing like a bit of pressure!! 😝worked for @blodyn91

So AF basically finished here & we started how we mean to go on lady night with DTD. DH was like "have you got a condom?" I said we don't need it now...treat yourself! Of course still a bit of AF and as he hadn't had it for a week meant the HUGEST red pink lake spermo in action
🤢🤮😳luckily it was right in between the 2 of us!!

So do we hope for miracle child again or take bets on how long my cycle is gonna be this time before needing northisterone to bring on a period??

@Minster2012 love it !😍 looks just like Luna! There will be something on the way to you in the post at some point but I think my post lady is also stealing my post 🤣

@Tornado2Inc jesus that will be gorgeous!

Well I caved and tested as I'm 11DPO and it's the expected stark white!
Gearing up to call the hospital this Sat then! (or Monday if the office is closed on a weekend)

@Minster2012 @larrythelizard The addiction is real! Don't think there was a single drop of urine that didn't hit a stick startong from dpo6, all the way to AF! Why do you think I took up knitting? 🤣

@tornado2inc that jumper gives me a warm fuzzy feeling just looking at it

@minster2012 who knows maybe all that lovely floofiness could come in handy this time round and settle things down. Bodies are strange things.

I just spent the last 15 minutes on Tesco adding 'healthy' snacks to our next week's shop as I've realised I am snacking every 2 hours to keep the nausea away...its been bad the last 2 days but seems OK again today had a big breakfast. Started craving weetabix o I've ordered those bad boys to come today, woohooo, so rock n roll

@Franklydear and @Tornado2Inc I have just learnt brioche too. Knitting baby booties atm.

@AHobbyaweek Awwwww! Picture, please! Go on, make us all gooey 😂

@Juno231 gosh sounds information overload for 13mins...🤯 hope your feeling positive about it!

@Juno231 right all systems go for that plan then, it's good you are so bloody organised 🤔😳(and hugs to you obviously but you know that, we've got you hun)

@Kirky658 did you see the weetabix post that broke the internet...shall we have a bus poll...

Baked beans on weetabix...reasonable or unreasonable??

www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-9247491/Weetabix-baked-beans-dish-Victorian-police.html

@AHobbyaweek oh my god when we all get BFPS you can make us all booties for announcements! I mean you won't be busy with a newborn right??? 🥳😘

@Minster2012 no I won't be busy at all!
I love them they are easy and getting knocked up while listening to video meetings at work