Ice Skating Lake Spermo on our AIBU chip-piss-sticks TTC Bus 32

[Minster2012]

Are we sitting comfortably MN?? Clutching them pearls tightly?? Are we being reasonable?? I doubt it!

Good, cos we’ve CUM TO PISS ON YOUR CHIPS...oops sorry, our Piss sticks, and use pearls in our ass...well, it’s a special occasion right??? ❤️🥰🎁💌

We’ve got the fastest TTC 🚌in the UK & we talk like it’s a WhatsApp group so be prepared...but don’t worry cos long as you pop in and out & say hello once in a while you can sit on top, we’ve got room for you to chill out if TTC gets too much.

We thought we might make it to Valentine’s Day ♥️💓 but FOR THE THIRD TIME no!

If you want to talk most things other than TTC we are the right bus, tv, (married at first sight Australia what the hell?!) & pissing off the rest of Mumsnet.

We’ve got a rowdy bus of newbies, oldies with history, excited ladies going forwards for IVF & pregnant mates we can’t get rid of and we are now OWED BIG.

Valentine’s Day Menu....

• Some Ladies ordered new undies 🙌🏻
• Some Ladies ordered sticks to piss on 🤞🏻
• Some Ladies ordered no undies 👌🏻
• Some Ladies ordered wine & chocolate 🍷
• The bus driver ordered BFPs all round

Whatever we all get for Valentines, we’ll be here for support ❤️🥰😍

And if you see mention of my blog then blame these guys they made me do it...#shamelessplug

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Story so far...

June 24 BFPs
July 11 BFPs
August 18 BFPs
Sep 4 BFPs
Oct 7 BFPs
Nov 7 BFPs
Dec 14 BFPs
7 BFPs for jan

Come on February 🥰

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@Minster2012 omg I was reading that twitter feed as it was unfolding and it was so hilarious. Poor OH doesn't get twitter though so thought Weetabix had been the one creating the comment section...

@minster2012 omg. I did haha it really made me chuckle. I would actually probably eat that now as I am also loving baked beans!!!!! Lol

@AHobbyaweek YOU ARE GETTING KNOCKED UP WHILST ON VIDEO CALLS??? Well that's not fair...you are already bloody knocked up, is that how it works?? Does that explain why WE ARENT getting knocked up?? 😩🤪

@Juno231 @Kirky658 I know so funny right!! Bloody good marketing of them!
I'm a fan of neither. Runs away & hides

@Minster2012 @AHobbyaweek next thing you know, we'll be organising ovulation day Zoom orgy party!

Things escalate quickly on this bus 🤣

HAHAH I meant making the booties!! But to be honest I have had the odd naughty time listening into the all company meetings when I am not expected to join in!

OMG
Ok I know I said I wouldn't test but I woke up feeling really sick and had to keep peeing.
3 different wondfo tests had lines, my FRER just arrived so 4th pee of the day and I got this.
I'm shaking xx

@djmum83 omg I see it!!! Eeeeeek!!!!

It's pink it's actually pink. X

@Tornado2Inc I'm pretty sure back in the summer we considered that 🤪😜

@DJmum83 quick get the Prosecco out to toast that bean 🥳🥳🥳🥳🥳🤩🤩🤩🤩🥰🥰🥰😘😘😛 yesssssss

@Minster2012 I said to hubby I'll just test and if definitely negative we can have a good few tomorrow.
Nearly fell off the toilet seat when the wondfo had a clear line.
AF not due till weekend so must try not to get ahead of myself but so hard.

First people I wanted to show was all you lovely ladies xx

@DJmum83 yay!! Stay away now AF but that is a promising test for this early on 🥰

@djmum83 I've got everything crossed that it's a sticky bean! 🤞🤞😁

@DJmum83 Beautiful pink line!!! Congratulations! 🎉🎉🎉

@DJmum83...such a good sight, routing for you at the back!

@Minster2012 maybe that'll make me get my BFP then! Must put pressure on myself! Red pink lake spermo😂😂😂

@DJmum83 I see it!! Congrats!! I'm keeping everything crossed it's a sticky one🤞🏼

@notyetamumbuttrying I haven't looked anything up in case I read things by accident. Elizabeth- yes! Another strange one.
@larrythelizard did you look it up? 🤣
@Minster2012 trailer trash yes.
@Missgoldilocks yes it's the Australian one we are watching. Covid? Oh no!
@Juno231 the amh difference will be interesting to see, wonder if those tests are anywhere close or not? Rubbish about the bfn. But at least things can move forwards now!
@DJmum83 🥳

Baked beans on weetabix? Absolutely not. 🤢

OMG @DJmum83 that is DEFINITELY pink - and 4th wee!! Bet you'll get a really bright line on FMU tomorrow. Fingers so tightly crossed for a sticky bean...!

@Minster2012 I was also going to bring up the weetabix tweet...you can see that the whole world is bored and gone mad with lockdowns with all the people piling on to get involved!

@paintfairy yes I completely did but I don't want to ruin it for you! OMG at Cyrell...!!

@paintfairy @Minster2012 good point - I'll treat the AMH test as a science experiment and compare!

@DJmum83 haha you crazy fertile woman!! That is so pink and such a good line - and ooooh would this mean a Halloween baby?!

HA I think this a thread you'll all enjoy...

www.mumsnet.com/Talk/am_i_being_unreasonable/4161970-To-pretend-I-didnt-notice-my-friend-sent-me-a-dick-pic-of-her-husband

@Missgoldilocks & @blackcurrantqueen if you want to get into MAFS please watch the first USA one on 4 on demand. That's the best. From years ago. The one that started it. Brilliant

@paintfairy I've avoided looking stuff up too but DH is taking on that mantle 🤪😛

@larrythelizard it's like no one has anything else to do 😝OMG I need to read that. That is everyone's worse nightmare, and I would totally send it back like errrrrr fun times at yours guys!

@Juno231 yeah I'm really interested to see how they compare!

@DJmum83 you are clearly fertile which is great, we just need it to stick now 🤞🏻🤞🏻🤞🏻🤞🏻

@djmum83 omg omg omg, so so so bloody happy for you!!!! This one is a sticky bean I feel it ❤️❤️❤️ my bean is wriggling in solidarity xx

Question for you all: can you get ewcm and not be around/near ovulation? I thought that I had ovulated around 28/29th Jan going by the ewcm so I figured it might mean AF would turn up today. But today I've just started with more ewcm 😩 suspecting it means I might not be ovulating at all...

My cycles in the last year have been anywhere between 30 & 87 days, so I don't know what to think. Poas is so expensive and seeing more ewcm has thrown me completely!

@DJmum83 so exciting!! Keeping everything crossed for you!

@larrythelizard omg. 🤣 The op is useless. I wouldn't even need to ask this question?!