Ice Skating Lake Spermo on our AIBU chip-piss-sticks TTC Bus 32

[Minster2012]

Are we sitting comfortably MN?? Clutching them pearls tightly?? Are we being reasonable?? I doubt it!

Good, cos we’ve CUM TO PISS ON YOUR CHIPS...oops sorry, our Piss sticks, and use pearls in our ass...well, it’s a special occasion right??? ❤️🥰🎁💌

We’ve got the fastest TTC 🚌in the UK & we talk like it’s a WhatsApp group so be prepared...but don’t worry cos long as you pop in and out & say hello once in a while you can sit on top, we’ve got room for you to chill out if TTC gets too much.

We thought we might make it to Valentine’s Day ♥️💓 but FOR THE THIRD TIME no!

If you want to talk most things other than TTC we are the right bus, tv, (married at first sight Australia what the hell?!) & pissing off the rest of Mumsnet.

We’ve got a rowdy bus of newbies, oldies with history, excited ladies going forwards for IVF & pregnant mates we can’t get rid of and we are now OWED BIG.

Valentine’s Day Menu....

• Some Ladies ordered new undies 🙌🏻
• Some Ladies ordered sticks to piss on 🤞🏻
• Some Ladies ordered no undies 👌🏻
• Some Ladies ordered wine & chocolate 🍷
• The bus driver ordered BFPs all round

Whatever we all get for Valentines, we’ll be here for support ❤️🥰😍

And if you see mention of my blog then blame these guys they made me do it...#shamelessplug

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Story so far...

June 24 BFPs
July 11 BFPs
August 18 BFPs
Sep 4 BFPs
Oct 7 BFPs
Nov 7 BFPs
Dec 14 BFPs
7 BFPs for jan

Come on February 🥰

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Oh no @blackcurrantqueen
Put the tv on.
Child rearing by tv.
That was my Sunday after hangover from hell
Then get some 🍆girl

@Meredithgrey1 bloody bitch AF, what a twat. I mean PMS if a shitter really isn't it

@clolo I watched some then fell out of love. Maybe I just don't have the attention Span

@blackcurrantqueen oh get on it if OV is happening shortly then but you must be shattered after that night bless you.

Also loving the horse and dog chat and of course they can get pregnant easier than us. 😂 On the greys anatomy front I’m a McSteamy girl haha.

@Kirky658 sorry to hear your feeling so rough.

Morning ladies, catching up, my penance for going to bed early
@Juno231 I bet your brother gets away with so much shit like mine, I would never would have been allowed half..

On fostering, I don't think I could let go, 100+ would be a biiig family
@Gem176 my boy is autistic too, so that's another level (crazy considering doing this again)

@Meredithgrey1 I also get sickness sometimes on the bloody pms, 😭 I never watched greys anatomy either, will have to investigate

@Minster2012 get onto the new thread, driver, you don't have long

@Franklydear yes! He earns more money than my parents yet doesn't have to contribute a penny. My parents think that's being helpful but in reality it means he has no idea how to budget or has any concept of the value of money. Hence the £600 jeans! (or £800 jacket?). He's also suuuuuper skinny cause he's too lazy to eat/cook for himself essentially.

Morning everyone!

Welcome to the newbies 👋

@Justanothercyster I tried your pancake recipe this morning and it was delicious 😋 thanks for sharing 😄

@blackcurrantqueen ooouch, that's not a good start to the day. Hoping you have a better night tonight!

My app suggest that AF is due on Thursday, so I've decided I'll test this weekend if AF doesn't show. At least if it's a BFN I'll only have to wait a week or two and then it'll have been a year so I can go back to the doctor again. Aside from backache, mild cramps and heartburn I don't have any symptoms going (and all those could be IBS related), so I don't feel confident in my chances

@Minster2012 yeah!! Ohh we can dream can't we!🤞🏼

@blackcurrantqueen get bonking!!

@InkyPaper fingers crossed for you🤞🏼

@InkyPaper let's hope you don't need the doctors again from this weekend 🤞🏻🤞🏻

So ok let's start collating new thread names ladies

I've got yoga squirt
Impregnating dogs & horses but not us??
Death by fitness

Ooh what that @KarenKarensen person said to be deleted? I'll make pancakes in the afternoon, couldn't be bothered for breakfast and my boy doesn't always eat them

@InkyPaper I know that feeling of not daring to hope....🤞

PANCAKE DAY!!! My kiddo will lose her s* when she comes back from the nursery 🤣

4dpo! Soon we'll check if my yoga slurp did it's magic 😂 Obviously I'm symptom spotting like mad. Headache, runny nose, sore muscles...never mind that we all caught come sort of flu 🤣

@Franklydear looks like a troll name to me, so probably nothing nice 😂

@Franklydear @Tornado2Inc it seemed a fairly normal post - they linked a youtube video and commented on it. Maybe it was posted here by accident and they asked for it to be removed?

@Tornado2Inc just wondering how we managed to offend, or who reported so quickly.... Off to write a thread I suppose...

@Juno231 that's not dramatic enough!😂
On the brothers, mine lives in the gym, and pisses off my mother trying to bring his girlfriend over, they've been together 3 years, my mum just say move in with her, but not in my house

Welcome newbies! Sorry haven't been very active on here I've tried to catch up but there's just too much 🤣 hope everyone's okay 💕 happy pancake day!🤪

I was wondering what got deleted, I mean it's usually us that offends?? I'm getting fomo that it wasn't us!! 🤣it was possibly a troll link or outside affiliate or they asked for it to be removed! @Franklydear US, offend?? Noooooo never???

@Tornado2Inc was it a full moon when you ovulated?? Was your little toe pointing in the right direction?? Do you have an itchy ear lobe??

@Crazydoglady123 btw you MUST have dogs by your username so we need pics for your bus ticket please

I've now been out on daily exercise with toddler beast for over an hour 😅😳hes now rolling on the grass. Having rolled snowballs in more snow he's found. Said hello to cows. The dogs have loved it, I've written emails despite freezing hands, I've done 2 phone calls & sent messages I'm feeling very smug but very cold 😝

We did pancakes for breakfast (DS & I) vegan ones cos of DS, DH wants his for dessert later so that's legit 2 lots for me 🤣👌🏻

@lucyrp have you had pancakes & are you feeling less sick??

@Franklydear ooh that reminds me - my brother brought his gf over in 2016 one day. She didn't leave until he broke up with her 2,5 years later! Never asked my parents if she could move in or anything! Again though, I blame my parents. They moaned about it to me and were angry about the increase in food/bill costs and how neither of them helped out but expected mum to do their laundry etc - yet never said anything to my brother about it. Drives me nuts!

@Tornado2Inc I feel you I’ve been symptom spotting for ages but clearly it’s all in my head.

@Juno231 sorry temp has dipped and it looks like the witch is on her way.

Thanks everyone! I do indeed have two sausage dogs however I can't seem to add pictures on the app from my gallery. If I can get them to sit still I'll try and get one later.

Horse semen collection is done in a leather round briefcase looking holder which you hold and it's lined with basically a thick rubber condom which you fill with warm water 😂 horses generally seem a lot easier to get in foal than us ladies and my dogs have both lapped me too 🥺

@Minster2012 do you mean Mark? 😂

@InkyPaper oh yay! Glad you liked them :)

@Franklydear I don't know but if her name was Karen then can't have been good 😂