Ice Skating Lake Spermo on our AIBU chip-piss-sticks TTC Bus 32

[Minster2012]

Are we sitting comfortably MN?? Clutching them pearls tightly?? Are we being reasonable?? I doubt it!

Good, cos we’ve CUM TO PISS ON YOUR CHIPS...oops sorry, our Piss sticks, and use pearls in our ass...well, it’s a special occasion right??? ❤️🥰🎁💌

We’ve got the fastest TTC 🚌in the UK & we talk like it’s a WhatsApp group so be prepared...but don’t worry cos long as you pop in and out & say hello once in a while you can sit on top, we’ve got room for you to chill out if TTC gets too much.

We thought we might make it to Valentine’s Day ♥️💓 but FOR THE THIRD TIME no!

If you want to talk most things other than TTC we are the right bus, tv, (married at first sight Australia what the hell?!) & pissing off the rest of Mumsnet.

We’ve got a rowdy bus of newbies, oldies with history, excited ladies going forwards for IVF & pregnant mates we can’t get rid of and we are now OWED BIG.

Valentine’s Day Menu....

• Some Ladies ordered new undies 🙌🏻
• Some Ladies ordered sticks to piss on 🤞🏻
• Some Ladies ordered no undies 👌🏻
• Some Ladies ordered wine & chocolate 🍷
• The bus driver ordered BFPs all round

Whatever we all get for Valentines, we’ll be here for support ❤️🥰😍

And if you see mention of my blog then blame these guys they made me do it...#shamelessplug

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June 24 BFPs
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August 18 BFPs
Sep 4 BFPs
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Come on February 🥰

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Hmm maybe a briefcase is the way forward then @Crazydoglady123?!

Last night going to bed I considered POAS this morning just for fun but FMU ending being at 5am as DS wanted a cuddle (FFS) so common sense prevailed @Tornado2Inc...no symptoms here, just a vague hope!!

Have been doing bad googling re short luteal phase and progesterone tablets and considered seeing if I could just buy some online and stick them up my foof or whatever but then realised I'm being an idiot!

So anyway back to being a sensible person and not overreacting!

Just coming on to say that this thread is hilarious 🤣 although quite harsh considering she's picked the name now

Middle name for Forest? www.mumsnet.com/Talk/baby_names/4166869-middle-name-for-forest

@Juno231 what??? When I was ill & had to move back in with my parents & was on SSP my parents charged me rent FFS. I mean I nearly died shows more about them I think

@Crazydoglady123 you hold a briefcase and they spunk in it?? Is this where we've been going wrong?? We have been getting the guys to spunk in the wrong places?? Mind you mine spunked in a pot & it still didn't work 🤣😩and your dogs have lapped you? As in they have given birth before you or licked you?

@Justanothercyster yes whoever is with Ning they all sound the same!

@larrythelizard I'll join you in the not being sensible. I'm considering using my progesterone pessaries in between cycles just for the sheer why not anything might help eh? But I doubt I ovulate. Then I was like when would they help??

[quote notyetamumbuttrying]Just coming on to say that this thread is hilarious 🤣 although quite harsh considering she's picked the name now

Middle name for Forest? www.mumsnet.com/Talk/baby_names/4166869-middle-name-for-forest[/quote]
Without reading the whole thread what's the middle name then?! I was thinking park bench might be nice
Or "of dreams"

@Minster2012 clearly I think you should just do it?!

I think I need to do another cycle then can speak to the GP as it's been 6 months, although the first couple of months were pretty half arsed but i probably won't tell them that.

So I just need to wait for AF, go again, then contact the Dr!

Haha @notyetamumbuttrying Forest?! Poor kid!

@Minster2012 @notyetamumbuttrying I wanted it to be Woodward, short Woody (like Woody Harrelson). Fact of the day btw - did you know Woody's dad was a professional hitman and even murdered a federal judge?

@Crazydoglady123 ..did you just describe a horse flesh light? I love it!

AF is here!!!! I've never been so happy for it to show up lol. Okay that's me all set then, blood test on Thurs and HSG/US next Friday. If HSG comes back fine then I have a good shot at the egg a few days later too (with tubes clear of debris!)

For tv series recommendation - the horse pipi reminded me of "The Great" on Channel 4. So dark and funny!

@larrythelizard and anyone else for that matter so when do we use progesterone (if we were to?!) and of course you don't say that that GP!

@Juno231 that's really good!! Awesome! You are all set! And @clolo I'm so pleased moving it back worked 👌🏻🙌🏻♥️

OMG @Crazydoglady123 tes it's a horse flesh light 🤣😂

We need thread names ppl

@Juno231 phew that's good, finally here!

@Minster2012 I don't actually know, all I read was low progesterone = bad and could be what is causing my new short luteal phases...! I fear I'm one of those people that knows a tiny bit thanks to google so it sounds like I know stuff when I really don't!

@notyetamumbuttrying talk about feeding yourself to the lions - gateau got me 🙈

Hi ladies, 😁👋✨

Hope you don't mind me joining your thread? I've been an active member of another TTC thread at the moment but thought I'd get involved in this one too! 🤗

I'm 30 and have just had my first month TTC (unfortunately have AF at the moment).

I've been sent an invite to book my COVID vaccine (I double checked with my GP and it's not a scam).

From what I understand I will need to stop TTC between the first and second jab. However does anyone know if you can then start TTC straight away after the second jab?

I just thought maybe others in this thread may have the same dilemma 🧐

@Juno231 she spent a night last year and my mum nearly threw her out in the middle of the night 😲 good job she likes her!
Good news on the scans and test for quite a few people then🤞
@Minster2012 horse flesh light needs to figure, surely 🙈

Welcome @Crazydoglady123, @Minster2012 I think horse flashlights need to feature somewhere in the new title 😂

And welcome @greenfrogs1, I had mine done the other week and found the info contridictory, the gov has updated the info on their website to say its ok to get and you don't need to stop ttc it's only if you fall pregnant you delay the 2nd jag. But after I had it done the leaflet they gave me said don't actively ttc for 3 months. So I don't know if the leaflet is out of date or if theyre just trying to cover their asses just incase. 🤷‍♀️

@clolo oh I second guess that kind of stuff all the time too! I booked my HSG but have been dreading AF not showing and having to tell them to reschedule so that's what I'm most relieved about!

@Minster2012 yes AMH! When are you expecting results?

@greenfrogs1 welcome! I think a few ladies on here have had the first jab but none stopped TTC from what I remember? Maybe the advice has changed slightly?

@bez91 omg gateau had me howling! Poor woman like @clolo said but totally set herself up for ridicule there. No answer on the winning name yet @Minster2012 I'll keep you posted! Must go bk to work now 🤪
Will be normal later and read and join in rather than just post hilarious threads 😂
Loving that fun fact @Juno231!!

@Minster2012 no pancakes yet but they're on the agenda for late this afternoon when OH is home. He's a lemon and sugar person where as I might sneak some Nutella and bananas in mine👀 feeling less sick today although headache is persistent !
Doesnt help I've spent all day on the phone trying to sort lots of things out !

On the name thread I went to school with a family who were called things like, forest, leaf, summer, etc although they all suited them down to the ground and were quite pretty named when you knew the faces to match!

@lucyrp me and OH are the same! He's having lemon and sugar on his and I'll have nutella, banana and a bit of whipped cream on mine!

@greenfrogs1 you don't need to stop TTC you just delay second jab, have a google for the current guidelines x hope this helps and welcome x

@Juno231 mmmm can't wait! I probably won't bother doing anything for tea the pancakes will be enough for me 🥰🤣

Omg I'm a greedy fat bitch 🤦‍♀️🤦‍♀️🤣🤣

But I'm mega impressed with my pancakes lol. I had 3 with banana and caramel lol

Pics to show off 🤣🤣

@Minster2012 YES!!! A fleshlight for horses 🤣🤣🤣

Okay ladies so this is seriously TMI but like I don't know anyone one here and literally feel like I don't know where to put myself atm so here goes. Long story short Clomid last cycle caused me to have 5 ruptured cysts (about 3 weeks ago), enlarged ovaries and loads of free fluid. The fluid the cysts were leaking caused a lot of bloating and pain and on and off since I've been suffering with constipation for a couple of days max. Today omfg I need to go, it's there but I can't pass it. I've been Googling and it's called fecal impaction. I've been out and bought some Dulcosoft tablets (had three so far) but still no better. I've drunk about 6 pints of warm water, even melted some coconut oil and drunk that but I just don't know what else to do 😭 I've been through childbirth, I've had a million internal scans and examinations but the thought of going to the doctors or a&e for this hell no! Help!!!