Ice Skating Lake Spermo on our AIBU chip-piss-sticks TTC Bus 32

[Minster2012]

Are we sitting comfortably MN?? Clutching them pearls tightly?? Are we being reasonable?? I doubt it!

Good, cos we’ve CUM TO PISS ON YOUR CHIPS...oops sorry, our Piss sticks, and use pearls in our ass...well, it’s a special occasion right??? ❤️🥰🎁💌

We’ve got the fastest TTC 🚌in the UK & we talk like it’s a WhatsApp group so be prepared...but don’t worry cos long as you pop in and out & say hello once in a while you can sit on top, we’ve got room for you to chill out if TTC gets too much.

We thought we might make it to Valentine’s Day ♥️💓 but FOR THE THIRD TIME no!

If you want to talk most things other than TTC we are the right bus, tv, (married at first sight Australia what the hell?!) & pissing off the rest of Mumsnet.

We’ve got a rowdy bus of newbies, oldies with history, excited ladies going forwards for IVF & pregnant mates we can’t get rid of and we are now OWED BIG.

Valentine’s Day Menu....

• Some Ladies ordered new undies 🙌🏻
• Some Ladies ordered sticks to piss on 🤞🏻
• Some Ladies ordered no undies 👌🏻
• Some Ladies ordered wine & chocolate 🍷
• The bus driver ordered BFPs all round

Whatever we all get for Valentines, we’ll be here for support ❤️🥰😍

And if you see mention of my blog then blame these guys they made me do it...#shamelessplug

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Story so far...

June 24 BFPs
July 11 BFPs
August 18 BFPs
Sep 4 BFPs
Oct 7 BFPs
Nov 7 BFPs
Dec 14 BFPs
7 BFPs for jan

Come on February 🥰

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@larrythelizard well great now I'm jealous of dog fertility 🤣

@Gem176 his friends, that have sisters, assure him that sisters are a pain in the ass and not worth having, so he would naturally have to send her back, a brother he would like to play with, I think he thinks he's going to get a 5 year old, there, he's your brother now...

@Gem176 ITs actually pancake day tomorrow 😬😝get on it oh and baby sister. Good send it here otherwise

Luckily I realised whilst in shops 🤣

Wait what have I missed with @bez91

@larrythelizard they can fail you know. Dogs. My SIL has one they swear is gay. He was meant to be a stud but has refused to latch a number of times then failed but it is rare. And horses @paintfairy I know one that's not got pregnant by a champ stud for ages. They had to artificially inseminate. Shit maybe it's knowing me

Eeekkk

@Franklydear our friends are considering fostering. After 3 children including a baby born September. I'm ashamed to say I couldn't 😔

Can I join? DH and I have just decided, after discussing it for a while, that we are going to try for a second, we have a 20 month old DD.
My period is due any day (never been that regular) and then we’ll be into the first cycle of trying!

I do get quite bad nausea just before my period and tonight it’s quite bad, really making me dread the morning sickness again!

@Minster2012 wow, that is amazing, my parents adopted when we were adults already, but not sure if they would have if it wasn't permanent, 21 in a few days and no signs of leaving home.... I was married at his age 😲

A few weeks, April's fool baby

@Franklydear how awesome of your parents! BTW my brother is 25 and still lives at home with no sign of moving out 😅

@Meredithgrey1 you may join if you answer this - mcsteamy or mcdreamy 😛

@Vil10 ahhh yes I remember now as I said he had lots of white in him! How could I forget! Gorgeous boy 🥰

@Sausage1990 hope you're ok; that sounds horrible 💕

@Florence13 argh bloody bodies !!!

@Juno231 excellent initiation question for @Meredithgrey1 😂😂😂😂 MCDREAMY! always.

@Franklydear @Minster2012 - my parents fostered for a bit after I went to uni. No way could I do it!

Oh yes @Juno231 I'm McSteamy though I think McDreamy was a bit inappropriate and cheaty to start with and I found it hard to get over...

@larrythelizard I might be biased but he is!! Very easily I believe, I think it's like 40% of bitches get pregnant after 1 session, something like that! So we're giving them a little rest tomorrow then taking him back on Wednesday!

@Florence13 I'll be keeping you all updated!! Aww my mum has a lab, I love them!! I'm the same, I know I'll get so attached to them but we really can't have another!

@Minster2012 I think anything conceives easier than us😂

@Gem176 hope you're feeling better x

@blackcurrantqueen Thankyou!! I love him!x

@Meredithgrey1 welcome!! Let's hope it's a short bus ride for you x

@gensola so sorry for you bfn 😩🥺 I can imagine how desperate you are to get on with the next cycle now too

@Vil10 awww how gorgeous is your boy! 😍😍 What gorgeous pups he will make...haha love the graphic image I have in my mind of them stuck together 😂🙊 too funny

@pixienewbie woo congratulations Hun 🎉🥳 you've also been through it so totally deserve this and keeping everything crossed for all of us with our 2 lines that everything turns out okay. It's the most nerve wracking time. I just think you question everything it's so hard after a loss & frightening! 🤞🏻

I've taken my Fitbit off guys! I totally forgot to be honest as we have been doing a step challenge at work but when I clicked on the app today & saw my rhr had gone down again it freaked me out...it had gone up to 90 in pregnancy and from Thurs has gone down gradually every day to 85. So I'm not having it on anymore as it's freaking me out even more.
I don't know what to think this pregnancy..one minute I think everything will be ok and then something like that will make me think otherwise. Still no sickness although I did have waves every now and then today of feeling slightly sick so then I thought ok maybe it's going to be ok but then when I got home I felt like I was having niggly pains in my lower tummy and I was like nooo 😩🥺 I just can't keep up this time it's too much I'm absolutely bricking it for Friday's scan..should be 7 weeks roughly then.
It's so bloody scary!

Ooooo yes welcome @Meredithgrey1 to the fun bus! No cheating here just good fun & love a tv programme chat so great question ladies!!

ONG have you seen MAFS???? On that note Jess??? Martha????

@Vil10 now I really want your dog to get her pregnant too!! And you can get pregnant but we'd still need you to be here for pupdates

@HollieL567 hmmmmm glad the Fitbit is off now, few more days then you get your scan it will all be ok!

@Franklydear 21 needs to move out!

@larrythelizard some ppl foster like 150 kids they are so good

@Juno231 McSteamy here - McDreamy was weird and controlling 😅

@Juno231 definitely McSteamy, so maybe I’ve chosen the wrong name for myself!

@Franklydear 😱 no wonder it got removed. 🤣
@Minster2012 most horses do get pregnant easily. First go. But you'll always get odd ones with issues. AI is a fairly common thing though because it's safer for the animals. Plus negates the need to travel one to the other. I know people who have shipped semen from Europe and the US to get the breeding lines they want. Big business!
I think infertility is more a people issue. The crap we eat, water, and the lifestyles we lead. Most dogs it works straight away too.

I haven't watched tonight's MAFS, will watch tomorrow. 🥳

@Minster2012 ahh we were just saying about shitty things people say. My MILs is "you're cruel" for not giving DD a sibling or rather her another grandchild 🙄. She knows nothing of our situation.
Like you, seems everyone has one of these shitbags on their journey though!

@Vil10 he's such a gorgeous boy 🐶😍

@HollieL567 ahh just try and take one day at a time, Friday isn't too far away 💕

Just had the most awkward sex with DH 😂 its ov day and he insisted. He's hurt his neck at work like really hurt it, think it's a trapped nerve. Being on top trying to make sure he didn't actually move was.... well 🙈 ... he's never screamed like a girl during sex before 😂

Ha ha ha welcome @Meredithgrey1 and the nausea doesn't sound good! So are you waiting on a withdrawal bleed or AF?

@paintfairy WATCH IT. NOW. And yes my friend & her family had horse flown over. They are into horse breeding. It took 2 goes though. I mean human sperm cost £700-900 a pop that stuff I didn't ask, can only imagine. Nice filly though 😳

@bez91 jayyyyysssssusss to the MIL FFS. Just FFS. And you made DH scream like a girl?! Get in there!!

@clolo Martha though too. Seriously. Mean girls doesn't even cover it

Urgh I wish I could @clolo she just winds me up so much, even DH was like "that ones a bitch"
We ladies we are on 820 messages since weds???

Right off to sleep now 😬night night!

@minster2012 that's hilarious 🤣 I just did the burlesque one... I could never do workout in front of OH I get too hot n sticky too many giggly bits! Not sexy at all!!!

Congrats @pixienewbie on the bfp!

Still no af here cd98 few cramps atm but nothing major

Down to 12mg nicotine in my vape so that shud b good!

@Dollybird89 cd98?? You poor thing

@Meredithgrey1 I'm a mcsteamy gal too 🤤 @blackcurrantqueen you're the mcdreamy outlier here!

@HollieL567 if you want to carry on with the step counting you know you can just turn the rhr function off ? I think that's what I'll do as I'd feel naked without the watch and the step counting!