Ice Skating Lake Spermo on our AIBU chip-piss-sticks TTC Bus 32

[Minster2012]

Are we sitting comfortably MN?? Clutching them pearls tightly?? Are we being reasonable?? I doubt it!

Good, cos we’ve CUM TO PISS ON YOUR CHIPS...oops sorry, our Piss sticks, and use pearls in our ass...well, it’s a special occasion right??? ❤️🥰🎁💌

We’ve got the fastest TTC 🚌in the UK & we talk like it’s a WhatsApp group so be prepared...but don’t worry cos long as you pop in and out & say hello once in a while you can sit on top, we’ve got room for you to chill out if TTC gets too much.

We thought we might make it to Valentine’s Day ♥️💓 but FOR THE THIRD TIME no!

If you want to talk most things other than TTC we are the right bus, tv, (married at first sight Australia what the hell?!) & pissing off the rest of Mumsnet.

We’ve got a rowdy bus of newbies, oldies with history, excited ladies going forwards for IVF & pregnant mates we can’t get rid of and we are now OWED BIG.

Valentine’s Day Menu....

• Some Ladies ordered new undies 🙌🏻
• Some Ladies ordered sticks to piss on 🤞🏻
• Some Ladies ordered no undies 👌🏻
• Some Ladies ordered wine & chocolate 🍷
• The bus driver ordered BFPs all round

Whatever we all get for Valentines, we’ll be here for support ❤️🥰😍

And if you see mention of my blog then blame these guys they made me do it...#shamelessplug

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Story so far...

June 24 BFPs
July 11 BFPs
August 18 BFPs
Sep 4 BFPs
Oct 7 BFPs
Nov 7 BFPs
Dec 14 BFPs
7 BFPs for jan

Come on February 🥰

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@blackcurrantqueen oh fab Thankyou I'll have a look!!x

@bez91 glad you have lots to focus on during the TWW!!x

@Minster2012 curious what recipe do you use for pancakes with DS?x

@DKDK123 I'm so sorry you had to stand there and listen to that story!! I feel like the same always happens to me, it's awful isn't it!! However yasss to DH quitting smoking, it's great that you're both actively trying to better your selves for possible ivf! Sending hugs x

@pixienewbie congratulations!!X

So exciting times today for us, we've studded our youngest dog out, with my OH best friends bitch, we took him round today and within 10 mins of us leaving we had a video of him licking her out before he went in for the hump😂😂😂 20 mins later and we got the video of them stuck together after they DTD!!

@Vil10 puppies !!!! Now that is super exciting 😍 remind me what sort of dog have you got!

@pixienewbie congratulations!! 🥰🥰🥰

@DKDK123 yay for OH! Sorry you had to listen to that story, I think it's so hard sometimes when people aren't aware what's going on in others personal lives !!

@Juno231 that's v interesting about late implantation! Where did you find that I want to have a read? Xx

@pixienewbie congratulations!!

@DKDK123 urgh that is not a story anyone wants to hear! Good on your OH for taking steps to quit smoking! It definitely wasn't fair to leave everything up to you

@Vil10 exciting!! What breed of dog is he??

Loved the tortoise photos @Justanothercyster and @paintfairy

@blackcurrantqueen www.avawomen.com/avaworld/implantation-calculator-when-did-it-happen/ There's a table in there covering the risk increases. Plenty of medical journals out there though if you google "implantation day miscarriage rate" or something along those line.

On reddit you get plenty of women testing early cause the argument is that if you have a second line on 8/9DPO you know it's far more likely to stick rather than getting a line a 12DPO and wondering just how late implantation was.

@Justanothercyster thank you 😊 will keep you posted! Wow you guys with your turtles @paintfairy so amazing!!

@Minster2012 yeah defo, more is better than none so I'm all for it! Ooh can you do egg free pancake mixes then?
@pixienewbie wow amazing news! So pleased for you 🤩
@DKDK123 well done sticking through that story and not screaming! Good going on hubby stopping smoking, mine stopped when he was told to by the dr in September. Smoking effect the sperm so much, so it's great he's kicked it now! I'm like you and have lbs to lose, which I'm doing ever so slowly but it's happening now which is good.
@Vil10 haha loving the graphic description of those dogs 😂 so you breeding now? How amazing to have puppies!! 😍

@Juno231 this is super interesting to me as my last few CP/early MC have all been very late to show on a test! Thank you xx

@Gensola, no not from NI, the name is actually from a comedian on YouTube called Uncle Roger. He very often shouts “haiyaaaa” when something bad is happening (usually to do with egg fried rice).

@Vil10 going for a puppy and a baby? You are going to be one busy lady! Would love a doggo.

@larrythelizard when will you test? For some reason I can’t see you lasting long 😂 I have the femometer IC and a stack of FRER but not sure how sensitive the IC are, doesn’t seem much point in using them before a FRER if they aren’t anywhere near as sensitive. I am thinking about a Clear Blue Digital too, if I am lucky enough to get that far... DH had no idea what was going on when I waved my pissy FRERs in his face with DD 😂

@Juno231 that article was really interesting, plus it gives me an excuse to test at 8DPO 🤫 hopefully your body stops being a fuckboy soon.

@Gensola that's so annoying so what's the point in giving you an OTD then 😣☹️if they are then going to tell you to take meds for another 2 days?? I'm so sorry ☹️😔

@pixienewbie that's fab!! You got involved amazing news!! ♥️🥰☺️🤗🙌🏻🙌🏻that's what we all want and MMC is horrendous 😅👌🏻please don't worry!! 🤗🥰

@DKDK123 ive seen a couple of accidental DS tbh bit amazing on hubby well done him!! Yessssssss

Ahhhhhh @Franklydear yes I thought nursery hmmmm

There's a few weird fuck boy bodies again this month it's bizarre, @Florence13 @Juno231 😩🤦🏼‍♀️

@Vil10 ooooo stud dog that is exciting!! Hard work!

This is the recipe I was given for the pancakes

www.bbcgoodfood.com/recipes/easy-vegan-pancakes

@Gensola so sorry about your bfn 🥺 big hugs💕

@DJmum83 What on earth what a nasty thing to say! Some people just don't think before they speak.

As for ICs I had the one step ones which is what I got my first BFP on but that was testing at 13dpo. I believe they are 10 sensitivity

@pixienewbie congrats, sorry I didn't see your BFP earlier, mental day!! 😘

Spent an hour having a further session of my booking appt today, four vials of blood taken, bleurghhhh. Grim. I now feel very tired, headachy and hungry.

@Haiyaa I don't really know, I know early testing is a bit stupid as I feel quite confident of when ovulation happened but I suspect I won't hold out longer than Weds which is 5DPO 🤦🏻‍♀️

Love all the animals, @Vil10 surely we need a pic of your doggo to imagine the pups?!

@haiyaa oh 😅 it’s a phonetic spelling of how most people in NI say hello also. There are some t shirts and stuff with it on now which I find quite funny.

If anyone wants a recipe for my fave banana pancakes:

-1 cup flour
-3/4 cups milk
-1.5 tsp baking powder

• 1tsp sugar

-1tsp oil -3/4 tsp cinnamon

• 1 banana (and extra to top)

Just whiz all together, get a pan hot and plop a bit in for 1 min either side. Eat voila! Top with syrup and fruit.

@blackcurrantqueen @InkyPaper he's a springer spaniel!!

@notyetamumbuttrying hahaha I seem to be quite graphic recently! We won't be keeping any but the one we're picking my mums having!!

@Haiyaa well we aren't actually keeping any, we're giving one to my mum! We already have 2 dogs, so we must be mad😂

@Minster2012 its so exciting!!

@larrythelizard I'll tag the picture of him for you x

@pixienewbie congratulations!
🤣 at the kids sayings post. I was laughing so much at some of those. Mortifying.
@Franklydear annoyingly the SIL post has gone! I'm always too late. 🙄

I forgot to say @pixienewbie, congratulations! Hope it is all smooth sailing for you 😊

On @Vil10 what a good boy he is! He's gorgeous!

Do dogs conceive easily or will you have to stud again?

@Justanothercyster I have rip bananas, well try that tomorrow
@paintfairy it was outrageous, basically, she was asking how to obtain deceased sil banking documents, to help bil overturn the will, so her adult daughters wouldn't inherit the house she bought before a short marriage, by proving he paid for everything.... got her ass handed to her and didn't like it

@dob78 congrts in the BFP 🤞🏻 for some gorgeous line progression over the next few days 💕

@pixienewbie ahhh congratulations to you too! Such lovely news after your ordeal at the end of last year 💐

@kirky685 that Greek feast looked so good!!! God I'd love to go to Greece right now lol

@florence13 hey lovely 👋🏻 sorry I've been quiet, I've had a rough few days with the heaviest af, clots, horrific cramps etc, so I just checked out. Feeling a bit more human this evening despite having a busy work day, and working from home tomorrow (which I've never done before so unlikely everyone else in the UK I'm actually looking forward to it) so that's even better. How are you? Ohhh ive just seen you're in the long cycle limbo 😣 urgh that sucks. Maybe you ovulated later than you thought...? Sorry your body is messing you around. X

@gensola ohh im so sorry about your bfn, it really is cruel isn't it. Sending love. X

@DJmum83 I'm sorry they were awful. Your baby is a blessing and will bring joy to you & your family so if anything now is a great time tohace a baby because I'm damn sure we could all use a bit more joy 💐 we got you girl xx and I just read @kirky685 saying basically the same thing ahaha

So the short LP chat is interesting... My LP was only 9-10 days this cycle and I started googling it and remembered that the month I got pregnant I was taking extra vitamin C (500mg) in addition to my pregnancy supplements because apparently it helps with progesterone production which helps lengthen the LP. So I'm going to do that again this cycle.

I have upped my vitamin intake in the last couple of months but will now have a look to see if I'm taking 500mg of vitamin C thanks @Sausage1990!

@Vil10 aww 😍 super excited for pup dates!! I’d love to stud my Labrador but know I would want to keep a pup and we also already have two dogs.

@Sausage1990 completely get that hun I had to have a few days away as I just became overwhelmed with emotion about it all. Sorry to hear you are having a particularly rough af. Yup having a long cycle but I don’t know when I ovulated for definite as I didn’t track. Just feel in limbo, not sure how often to test or just to wait for af to appear.

@larrythelizard

On *@Vil10* what a good boy he is! He's gorgeous!

Do dogs conceive easily or will you have to stud again?

Do dogs conceive easily?! Like easier than us?! 🤣ha ha @larrythelizard @Vil10

Just done the EMK valentines HIIT with DH @Dollybird89 waggling my ass in front of him 🤣🤣🤣he was like "NEVER TELL ANYONE ABOUT THIS"

Also left handed typing right now as trying to soak off nails so short messages 😳

@DJmum83 they sound absolutely delightful.... not! Jeez what's wrong with some people?! Babies are never bad news! Sorry but total cockwombles, I'd intentionally not involve them at all going forward.

@bez91 that's a bit bloody harsh and completely insensitive! Not surprised you'd have knocked her out without the covid buffer!

@Minster2012 is it actually pancake day tomorrow? Like really? I thought it was ages away and shop just had stuff in super early like they do for Easter 🤦🏻‍♀️

@pixienewbie that's fantastic news, hope all goes well for you after such a rough time a few months ago.

@Franklydear DD regularly reminds me that she wants a baby sister, a baby brother would be completely unacceptable to her 🙄😂

@Vil10 puppies 🐶 😍😍😍

Completely wiped out today, morning consisted of a hypo followed by another hypo so dozed from half 9 until 11ish and been like a zombie all day 🙈 considering bed already! Consultant video app in the morning, it's going to be such a joy since it's not really going to do anything and he's such an arrogant arse he'll just wind me up 🙄 as you can tell I'm not in a great mood 😂

Yeah @Minster2012 I was wondering if it was BOOM one hit and lady dog is preggo or if it's more like humans with what, a 20% chance each cycle?!