Ice Skating Lake Spermo on our AIBU chip-piss-sticks TTC Bus 32

[Minster2012]

Are we sitting comfortably MN?? Clutching them pearls tightly?? Are we being reasonable?? I doubt it!

Good, cos we’ve CUM TO PISS ON YOUR CHIPS...oops sorry, our Piss sticks, and use pearls in our ass...well, it’s a special occasion right??? ❤️🥰🎁💌

We’ve got the fastest TTC 🚌in the UK & we talk like it’s a WhatsApp group so be prepared...but don’t worry cos long as you pop in and out & say hello once in a while you can sit on top, we’ve got room for you to chill out if TTC gets too much.

We thought we might make it to Valentine’s Day ♥️💓 but FOR THE THIRD TIME no!

If you want to talk most things other than TTC we are the right bus, tv, (married at first sight Australia what the hell?!) & pissing off the rest of Mumsnet.

We’ve got a rowdy bus of newbies, oldies with history, excited ladies going forwards for IVF & pregnant mates we can’t get rid of and we are now OWED BIG.

Valentine’s Day Menu....

• Some Ladies ordered new undies 🙌🏻
• Some Ladies ordered sticks to piss on 🤞🏻
• Some Ladies ordered no undies 👌🏻
• Some Ladies ordered wine & chocolate 🍷
• The bus driver ordered BFPs all round

Whatever we all get for Valentines, we’ll be here for support ❤️🥰😍

And if you see mention of my blog then blame these guys they made me do it...#shamelessplug

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Story so far...

June 24 BFPs
July 11 BFPs
August 18 BFPs
Sep 4 BFPs
Oct 7 BFPs
Nov 7 BFPs
Dec 14 BFPs
7 BFPs for jan

Come on February 🥰

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@Vil10 😂😂😂

@Vil10 your defo covered babe! Ov usually last 24 hours on average so doing it the same eve as peak is perfect as you probably released the egg the next morning. Wasn't a fan of the clit sucker btw, would rather my bullet or dhs tongue. Gonna try it again on my own and see if it's just a getting used to thing. I've never really liked my clit being sucked anyway, just licked 🤭 the coop bought flowers were roses and they're actually really nice!

@vil10 I think I remember reading somewhere the actual time of ovulation depends on the time of year and it happens at different times of the day in summer or winter! Fascinating stuff. Pics of said Greek fiesta to follow tonight, but first, mini full English with the best sausages and bacon, mmmmm

Can someone please explain the galentines thing to me????

@Minster2012 omg that pud looks soooo good!

@Catherinettc haha just cross the birthday out and give him a bj.

Happy chocolate day everyone ❤️

@notyetamumbuttrying yeah you're right I'm just being dramatic! Just hoping and praying my luteal phase is long enough!! Yeah i have to say I deffo prefer OH doing it, also don't know why but I love when he does it just after having a cold drink😂 aw lovely glad you like them!

@Kirky658 ooo that's interesting to know! Breakfast looks lovely!! Can't wait to see pics of your Greek food!

I'm back in the vague land of the living, eating some toast, and wearing hearts on my jumper thank you for the lovely compliments!

@lucyrp you can def have it cooked and having some by accident not cooked for a week really won't matter @DOB78 just slyly came on & said she'd got a feint BFP so we are hoping for stronger lines!

I'm with @larrythelizard on the oysters deep fried or breaded all the way!

@paintfairy dogs can be dicks, children can be dicks too I'm afraid

@blodyn91 love it

I had a salami bender last night in my dick dress, an amazing session on the sofa, on the table in the air! The MOST AMAZING orgasm ever 🤣🤣🍆🍆 was sooooo intense

@Vil10 bloody hell you got through more drink than us, I've just said to DH I can't drink that much & shouldn't either with my steroid deficiency. It's dangerous, when he went "shall we open a 3rd bottle" we need to say NOOOOOO. And I'm gonna stick with the low alcohol & drink the no alcohol gin & ciders. I'm very shaky today. But @Vil10 with your bonking you are covered love xxx

No one answered the wine shits...do you shit more or less after wine??

And @Kirky658 ovulation based on time of year?? How the fuck are we meant to catch it then??

I mean seriously

@Justanothercyster I watched 2 series of parks and recreation and I don't get it 😩

@Minster2012 🤣 well I guess yes. But it's how you react? I might just become a hermit and live in a cave instead.
@DOB78 congratulations! 🥳
@Dollybird89 omg. I can't move today. Feel like I've been hit by a truck?! Exercise can't be for me? 🤣

@Justanothercyster it's just for the gals in your life (I think lol)
@Vil10 it's the cool sensation and then it getting warmer. I need to get Dh to do that! Oh and he liked the outfit too, did yours?
@Kirky658 good brekkie! Hope you had some sauce with it too! X
@Minster2012 wow wee go you and mr minster! Love it 😜

@Justanothercyster Galantines day does come from parks and rec so probably won't make sense if you haven't seen it haha basically a day where ladies celebrate their friendships on February 13th. Felt fitting for our thread since this is all about us celebrating each other 🙌

@Minster2012 series 1 wasn't great but it got better after the first series or 2 and I loved it. Who doesn't love Ron Swanson?

@minster2012 I remember reading it somewhere, can't bloody find it now but thought it was interesting it depended on the climate of where you lived as to what time of the day the egg was actually released! Also I used to go more the day after wine BTW 😂 also jealous of your orgasm, I'm hopeful for some 🍆 today, said to DH shall we chill for a bit after brekkie then go up and have sex and then a nap, he's sold, romance is dead in this household 🤣

@notyetamumbuttrying yep, ofc, hp sauce all the way!!

@larrythelizard ooo thank you il have a look at that!

@Kirky658 il just have to be careful from now on! Bloody cravings ! 🤪xxx

@HollieL567 I was knackered but still couldn't get a propers sleep! I can't remember being like this last time but then I can't remember much apart from the sickness 😂

@Justanothercyster Galentines is just Valentine's but for your friends so your "gals" 🤪😂

@Minster2012 damn cravings! Oooo let's hope they get darker. Yassss for amazing orgasm'

@Minster2012 alcopoops = more 💩 and it is fucking grim 😂 think, an insides falling out situation...TMI? Oh well!

Ahhhhhhh the galentines is perfect for us then!

Alco poops and wine shits then, ahhhh that's just my life every day. No wonder I don't understand 🤣😝@Haiyaa you literally just described my everyday pooping situation about 3 times a day. Forever. And that's when I say on my blog "well managed" by loperamide I believe You are a pharmacist maybe? Yeah that's me. ☹️and that's why I get embarrassed but I can't help it, that's a life saving ileostomy then reversal so I'm very lucky but can't stop feeling Shame when ppl think I can help it 😔or if I'm in a public toilet or need to rush.

But today (actually since Friday so maybe there's something wrong I've been "bunged up") and it's made my head explode today.
So there's TMI for you. Sorry ladies.

@paintfairy some ppl are dicks too though don't forget! Not you!

@Vil10 I have been googling that a lot this week, from what I've read ovulation is usually the day after the LH surge that is picked up by OPKs...seems to be borne out by my BBT tracking!

Well it sounds like everyone is having salami benders @lucyrp in every concept 🍆 😂 seriously though I wouldn't worry or feel guilty I think it's just the listeria and minimising risk of food poisoning.

@Vil10 I would say you're very much covered with your salami bender and yassss @Minster2012, sounds epic. We only just managed a quickly at dinner whilst DD out at the park, no bender for us.

@DOB78 congratulations fantastic news. 🥳😊

I've decided I'm using OPKs twice today as waiting for my peak to try and pinpoint ov as don't temp, never have before as I can't be doing with holding my wee in but now @Kirky658 says it depends on the bloody season, time of week and probably the moon 😆 🤦🏼‍♀️

@Dollybird89 well done on the weight loss so far and sticking to your exercise routine, keep it up 💪 I am on a never ending trying/failing cycle 🙈 I did however enjoy that one you posted the other day so may stick with them.

@Catherinettc chuckling away about your card 😂

@DOB78 congratulations 🥳 keeping app crossed for a sticky bean

@Vil10 sounds like an awesome night 😉

@paintfairy too right for giving her a mouthful back, she sounds like the type that if she had kids hers would be the unsupervised one at the playpark annoying the other kids till a kid snaps and pushes them back then she's the parent coming all guns blazing about your child instead of looking at the behaviour of her own first. So yip you will encounter those kinds of parents too, but now you've had practice dealing with them you'll be fine 😂

Well no valentines day 🍆 for me as AF came this morning, no light warning just full blown massacre style blood bath with I want to die now style cramps......just as well I didnt waste money on some sexy undies then 😂 But at least my cycle can get back on track now and I might not feel like so much of an up and down hormonal mess, silver linings.

Quick popped on while OH does some woodwork lol
Thanks for all the lovely messages about my workouts :) the first few I did I couldn't move afterwards lol but getting better the more I do.. even managed full on pornstar sex last night .. new lingerie worked a treat... no idea where his stamina came from lol . We not one for presents but we gave each other lovely cards and he's fetching some mini egg chocolate bars for later while we watch the mcfly concert 😁

No more 🍆 today tho I doubt it coz he's at work tomorrow so will be going bed early 😭 but at least af didn't ruin my weekend.

Yay to @dob78 🤞for a sticky one xx
How awesome is it to get a Valentine's bfp?

Enjoy the rest of your day ladies and lots more 🍆

Afternoon ladies 🥰 happy galentines to you all!

@Catherinettc I'd have scribbled Cupid underneath the happy birthday 😂😂

@DOB78 congratulations 🥳 lovely Valentine's news!

@Gensola good luck for tomorrow 🤞🏻🤞🏻🤞🏻

@Vil10 those chocs 😂😂😂

@blodyn91 that was almost my choice for a card for oh but he usually tells me AFTER he's been 🙈😂 and rates it 🙄

@HollieL567 this is making me feel less and less worried about this since so many others are feeling the same 🙌🏻

@Minster2012 I'd kill for your pins and some table top action wouldn't go wrong either 😂

I got two (🤷🏻‍♀️) bunches of flowers this morning and a box of chocs. On the other hand, I also got a call from the midwife saying that I have a UTI and need a week of antibiotics 😭 I'm trying not to google but I'm not sure how long I'll hold out for before googling and sending my anxiety through the bloody roof!

Oh and @lucyrp I see you saw the mental thread from Mrs I'm special because breastfeeding and must have exceptions made for me 🙈

@Minster2012 it's the shits and they're nasty looking and nasty smelling! Also how did you have sex in the air?!

@Justanothercyster @2020mission surely galentines predates parks and rec no? I swear I used to go on galentines nights out wihh my gfs at uni back and I'm not sure park and rec existed then😅. But yeah, valentines for the gals! There's palentines too :)

@paintfairy glad you told the hag off, reading that had me fuming!

www.mumsnet.com/Talk/am_i_being_unreasonable/4165262-Childminder-kicking-out-child-for-not-being-potty-trained-is-she-BU best not to read it while eating
@Gem176 what thread?

Also, do I leave these ones in the box or transfer with their water to a vase? I'm actually useless 🙈😂

@DKDK123 AF's a right fucker isn't she?! I had this big fantasy in my head that I was going to present DH with a BFP on a stick on NYD and got really carried away with it all. Obv AF turned up in a really messy fashion...!

@dob78 omg I missed your post - congrats! You'll owe us a pic with the next test!