Ice Skating Lake Spermo on our AIBU chip-piss-sticks TTC Bus 32

[Minster2012]

Are we sitting comfortably MN?? Clutching them pearls tightly?? Are we being reasonable?? I doubt it!

Good, cos we’ve CUM TO PISS ON YOUR CHIPS...oops sorry, our Piss sticks, and use pearls in our ass...well, it’s a special occasion right??? ❤️🥰🎁💌

We’ve got the fastest TTC 🚌in the UK & we talk like it’s a WhatsApp group so be prepared...but don’t worry cos long as you pop in and out & say hello once in a while you can sit on top, we’ve got room for you to chill out if TTC gets too much.

We thought we might make it to Valentine’s Day ♥️💓 but FOR THE THIRD TIME no!

If you want to talk most things other than TTC we are the right bus, tv, (married at first sight Australia what the hell?!) & pissing off the rest of Mumsnet.

We’ve got a rowdy bus of newbies, oldies with history, excited ladies going forwards for IVF & pregnant mates we can’t get rid of and we are now OWED BIG.

Valentine’s Day Menu....

• Some Ladies ordered new undies 🙌🏻
• Some Ladies ordered sticks to piss on 🤞🏻
• Some Ladies ordered no undies 👌🏻
• Some Ladies ordered wine & chocolate 🍷
• The bus driver ordered BFPs all round

Whatever we all get for Valentines, we’ll be here for support ❤️🥰😍

And if you see mention of my blog then blame these guys they made me do it...#shamelessplug

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Story so far...

June 24 BFPs
July 11 BFPs
August 18 BFPs
Sep 4 BFPs
Oct 7 BFPs
Nov 7 BFPs
Dec 14 BFPs
7 BFPs for jan

Come on February 🥰

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Oh and happy valentines you filthy lot! 😘

Morning everybody.

@Minster2012 you are smoking your hubby is a lucky man. Hope you had a great night and the hangover isn't too bad.

Darker lines today so think I'll stop testing now.

@lucyrp try get a sleep during the day if you can.
I'm so tired and sleeping all the time.

@Juno231 hope AF stays away and it's late implantation.

Well I woke up to a card a really lovely card.
And inside it said I never bought you anything this year as I got you pregnant so happy Valentine's babe 😂😂😂

Last day of annual leave bank to work tomorrow I could cry.
If all goes well with this pregnancy I'm definitely not going back to this job.

Hope you all have a lovely Valentine's Day and get spoilt xxx

@Thinkingandblinking my friends call them HOPs - hungover poos 😁

@Gensola ha I've heard good things about acupuncture so was actually browsing it this week thinking I might as well try that too once lockdown eases!

@Gensola fingers and toes crossed for you.
Lovely gifts from your husband xxx

@Catherinettc that is hilarious 🤣 I remember I bought my DH 4 Father’s Day cards accidentally when DD was tiny. Baby brain for sure!

@Juno231 @Thinkingandblinking we call them “alcopoops” 😂 💩

@Gensola I really hope you get your BFP tomorrow!

💗 HAPPY GALENTINES DAY 💓

Morning girlies! Hope you all had good nights in and good days today
@Catherinettc might be too late, but get a marker and draw a big heart over it
@Minster2012 you are an incredible couple❤️
@Juno231oh no🙈
Couldn't be bothered yesterday so planning to open the wine today, I feel better but started coughing now, so glad I tested and know is just my normal flare up
Today is the start of fw by the app guess, and apparently by DH as well, as first DTD since af,

You weren't kidding when you said you talk like a WhatsApp group! Been keeping up, but this apps a bit clunky isn't it!

Wishing those who are 2ww'ing Valentine's/Pancake Day BFPs!

That cut off half my message - probably cos I said it was clunky - sorry MN!

Can't be bothered to write it out again, but in summary whoever posted the thread about the private security guy - very entertaining, what a god awful husband even if it is all true.

@DOB78 are you testing today? If so good luck 🤞🏻🤗

@Gensola everything crossed for tomorrow & glad you've been treated! A lot of ladies I used to be on the ivf boards with did fertility acupuncture, interns of a frostie my clinic let me go again after one cycle so bleed after this once you've stopped meds then one cycle so March then go on that one phoning day 1 to tell them.

@Juno231 @Thinkingandblinking the wine poops? So is this going too much or not going at all?? I can't go this morning, I need to poo & can't & when I try my head is about to explode 😬😩

& yes @DJmum83 is only BFP so far, love what he put in your card 😘👌🏻♥️

@Thinkingandblinking is the cat ok??

@Franklydear glad you are feeling better xx

@Kally9 maybe note down you feel nausea they could be wrong! And that guy def had another family!! For sure

Happy galentines Day ladies

@Minster2012 them legs though 🔥 😍

@Gensola that's so lovely from your DH 😊 fingers crossed for you this week.

@DJmum83 well that's nice, I suppose he has a point 😂

DD got up at 05:45 😫 so I got up with her. Literally no morning bonks in this house 🤦🏼‍♀️ let DH have a little lie in and he'd got both me and DD flowers and chocolates each. He always said he'd do that if he had a DD... he said to make her have high standards. Or as she is now... bloody high maintenance 3yo 😂 and he's made us a cooked breakfast. My dad (bubble) is coming over later so I'm hoping he'll take her to the park for an hour.

@bez91 that is incredibly sweet! I hope my DH will be as thoughtful! What a lucky DD :)

@Minster2012 I had sleep but of what quality I don't know 🤣 of course he did!

@DJmum83 afternoon nap is in sight today if I can actually get to sleep 😭🤣

@bez91 my dad always used to get me one single rose but I'm sure it was my mum telling him too😂

@Minster2012 it survived the Lego and then got stuck behind my DS draw....que draw removal drama...valentines certainly not started romantic....might got to Aldi to “cheer myself up” 😀

@Minster2012 tested with FRER this morning and got a faint BFP so here's hoping it sticks😬

@notyetamumbuttrying ohhh bloody hell!! I should've mentioned that!! Well at least it'll be a good Valentine's experience! Hope DH had a lovely day!

@Haiyaa I'm officially 1dpo today!! Hanging in there, hoping to bonk my way through the TWW!! How're you?

Happy galentines ladies🍆🍆 we had a lovely night last night, the meal was so nice, we didn't end up eating any of the cheesecake I made because we sunk 4 bottles of red wine and a few gins as well! OH ended up falling asleep but he soon woke up when I came stairs in my outfit, gave me a good pounding on ovulation day too🍆 got some spermies on the sheets but majority in me, it slipped out😂 all in all a good day!! Hope everyone has a lovely day today❤️

@DOB78 congratulations really hope it sticks for you xxx

@blackcurrantqueen they were so good too! I worry it's gonna be all fatty but it was really was crispy, yum! Wow your meal sounds fantastic! 🤩
@Catherinettc haha oh no 🤦🏾‍♀️ I'm sure he'll see the funny side 😏
@lucyrp ah sorry, hate a bad nights sleep! Try a pillow spray, that's what I use every night now. Helps a bit I guess.
@Minster2012 haha great meme! Hope the hangover fades today and you enjoy the day x
@Juno231 the wine shits 😂 I'm doing the champagne shits as I type 😆 yeah we'll get loads by the end of feb I reckon!!
@Gensola ahh how cute 🥰 good luck for tomorrow and not tried acupuncture but it's something I've considered for when ivf starts for us.
@DJmum83 love that card from your Dh!!
@Haiyaa close to ours! We say alcoplops 😂
@bez91 ahh how cute is your Dh! ♥️
@DOB78 aww that's great news, congrats 🥳
@Vil10 haha no worries! It's charged and raring to go today 😆 he did thank you 😊 your night sounds fab!!

@DOB78 congrats!! Hope it sticks🤞🏼X

@notyetamumbuttrying let us know how you find it😂

So my card and chocolate from OH😂🍆

@Vil10 that made me choke on my coffee 😅😅😅😅

@dob78 yayyyy congrats, everything crossed for a sticky bean ❤️

DH got me a card and a present, present hasn't arrived, so it will be a delayed present. Now headed for a very chilly run before pigging out on a full English brekkie and Greek fiesta tonight?

AIBU to stay in pyjamas all day or should I dress up 🤣🤣

Morning ladies! Just had a sausage and two eggs, which looked like a ding dong on my plate, made me think of you lot 🤣

Will catch up later today, but had to share this 😂

@DOB78 oh I missed your amazing news, huge congratulations and keeping everything crossed for you

Im glad you all don't think I used you 😘😘😆
With the baby sleeping situation, our plan is I sleep in the spare bedroom with next to me till he is 6months, then move him to nursery then. Sleeping in a different room to OH as he is on shifts.
So this is the card I got him today 🤣 basically 💩 is the topic if most convos these days, blame progesterone. So ill yesterday though I hardly ate and I've lost 1kg in a week 😫 but midwife not concerned at all and told me to stop weighing myself 🙈

Hope you are enjoying all the love making this weekend!! 😄😄😆

@DOB78 aa Congrats. OH also said my xmas, and 30th pressie is the baby 🙄🙄😆