Ice Skating Lake Spermo on our AIBU chip-piss-sticks TTC Bus 32

[Minster2012]

Are we sitting comfortably MN?? Clutching them pearls tightly?? Are we being reasonable?? I doubt it!

Good, cos we’ve CUM TO PISS ON YOUR CHIPS...oops sorry, our Piss sticks, and use pearls in our ass...well, it’s a special occasion right??? ❤️🥰🎁💌

We’ve got the fastest TTC 🚌in the UK & we talk like it’s a WhatsApp group so be prepared...but don’t worry cos long as you pop in and out & say hello once in a while you can sit on top, we’ve got room for you to chill out if TTC gets too much.

We thought we might make it to Valentine’s Day ♥️💓 but FOR THE THIRD TIME no!

If you want to talk most things other than TTC we are the right bus, tv, (married at first sight Australia what the hell?!) & pissing off the rest of Mumsnet.

We’ve got a rowdy bus of newbies, oldies with history, excited ladies going forwards for IVF & pregnant mates we can’t get rid of and we are now OWED BIG.

Valentine’s Day Menu....

• Some Ladies ordered new undies 🙌🏻
• Some Ladies ordered sticks to piss on 🤞🏻
• Some Ladies ordered no undies 👌🏻
• Some Ladies ordered wine & chocolate 🍷
• The bus driver ordered BFPs all round

Whatever we all get for Valentines, we’ll be here for support ❤️🥰😍

And if you see mention of my blog then blame these guys they made me do it...#shamelessplug

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Story so far...

June 24 BFPs
July 11 BFPs
August 18 BFPs
Sep 4 BFPs
Oct 7 BFPs
Nov 7 BFPs
Dec 14 BFPs
7 BFPs for jan

Come on February 🥰

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Anybody got any recommendations for Netflix series. Just finished shooter and loved it,
Xx

@Minster2012 I'm still reading all your blog posts. As much as you've been through shit you've certainly got stories to tell and there's never a dull one! I really liked reading about the online dating one recently as I've never done that haha just met my husband at work so we both missed out on that fun. I can't believe someone wouldn't even offer to buy a coffee 😆 ☕️

Hope everyone is having a good valentines weekend. We aren't celebrating as we've had trouble in our building today and it threw all plans out of whack so just on a wine now and watching a movie instead of having cooked any nice meal or getting to order a takeaway. Also didn't get a chance to buy any bubbly. We did DTD this morning though so covered until Monday 😅 going with every 2 days max this month as every day of the fertile week isn't working.

I've made a French martini to cheer myself up 😆 I don't think I'm getting any roses or chocolates this year... unless he's keeping them from me until tomorrow

I made delicious spag bol. For dinner... god I'm still stuffed... can't face a workout now damit let alone dtd later!

Google's how to look sexy when bloated

@2020mission my OH refuses to do anything Valentine's orientated until the actual day 😂 he hasn't bought me anything yet so is going out tomorrow to do it 🤣

Ha ha
I've got 🍆on my dress, cos at the ready, wine & if anyone needs a portable toilet or digger or cabin in Yorkshire let me know 🤣it's date night

@lucyrp 😆 well last minute is better than nothing!

For all you ladies (and especially the parks and rec fans) 💕

It was bugging me missing a workout (this is a new feeling wow!) So smashed one ! Signing off till Monday now girls.. Enjoy Valentine's day!!! Love to you all xx

What does cos even mean???
Legssss and wine a lot of wine.

Mmmmmmm

@Minster2012 love your shoes 😍

@Dollybird89 you are doing so well girl!!! Keep at it 👏🏼👏🏼👏🏼

@Minster2012 OOOH hello legs. And pudding 😍

@2020mission hope you are ok? The cocktail looks lovely. And yay for this mornings DTD!

@notyetamumbuttrying love a crispy pancake !!

@Franklydear yay for OH coming home with the goods, hope you are feeling a little bit better? Xx

I had pate, then duck ragu with duck tartare then a white chocolate parfait. Bloody delicious, DTD now sitting legs up before I go for a wee 😂
Hope you've all had a nice evening !

@Franklydear glad you're feeling better today!

@Dollybird89 you're doing amazing! Thanks for sharing the link to the workouts you've been using too. Is that the scrapbook from Up? It's lovely!

@Sausage1999 oh bless ya, stupid AF! Hope all the symptoms ease up soon and you feel better ♥️

@Minster2012 yeah, I think you're right. I'll test in a week if AF doesn't show, had cramps tonight though so I reckon I might be out anyway

@DOB78 keeping my fingers crossed for a BFP for you!

@Haiyaa tingle lube? Oh bless ya, I feel your pain! The normal stuff set me ablaze, I can't imagine how bad the tingle stuff would've been 😂

Haha @Justanothercyster it's definitely not just you!

@2020mission Happy Galentine's Day 😄

Hope everyone has an awesome Valentine's Day tomorrow!

Girls u won't believe this 🤦‍♀️🤦‍♀️🤦‍♀️🤣🤣

Sat down to write hubby's valentines card out. Fab card, got it online...all sealed etc.

Opened it and it says Happy birthday in huge writing inside! 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 I'm fucked, too late to do anything about it 🤣🤣🤣

@Catherinettc YOU WIN 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

@Minster2012 🤣🤣🤣🤣 I blame lack of sleep 🤦‍♀️🤦‍♀️ I'm actually hopeless! 🤣🤣 xx

@Catherinettc 🤣 👏🏼 fantastic!

@bez91 only me 🤦‍♀️🤣🤣 xx

@Catherinettc 🤣😂🤣😂🤣 can you cover it maybe? Glue a post-it over it or something?? 😂

I have never tossed and turned as much in my sleep as I have these last couple of weeks. I just can't get comfortable and it makes me emotional that I can't get a good nights sleep😭😂Friday nights sleep was fine from what I remember and I've even tried sleeping with a pillow to get myself comfortable but last night takes the biscuit. Woken il feeling more exhausted then when I went to sleep 😭I guess the only good thing is that we did have sex before going to sleep so 🥳😂

@Catherinettc oh no what are you like 🤣🤣 I haven't even got OH a card from me yet either only one from the bump 😂 was looking online for one from me and thag popped up and I was like aw yeah that's cute but seem to have forgotten I also need to get one 🙈🙈

@Minster2012 wit woo!😍😍 DH is a very lucky man, between the pic you sent me early in the evening and those legs and heels, phwoar 🔥

HAPPY GALENTINES YOU LOVELY LADIES💕

Why thank you @lucyrp I hope you got some sleep! I'm up with DS who obviously slept in yesterday not today when we needed it & I'm hung over to fuck! 🤣🤣🤣

Happy Valentine's Day ladies!!

Happy galentines my lovelies! 💕

I've woken up with the wine shits but still no AF!! Don't get excited though as I did test again yesterday just in case and it's definitely blank.

Was musing on the loo how we're halfway through Feb but the only BFP I can remember from this month is @DJmum83 - is that really it? That must mean we're due loads in the next couple of weeks surely 😅

@Minster2012 your legs are 🔥

Woke up to a lovely bunch of flowers and some treats to pamper myself from DH, chocolates, posh bath stuff and de-stress aromatherapy roll on thingies. He also got me a valentines card from the cat which made me laugh.

OTD tomorrow and I’m bricking it after the negative on Friday. I’ll be 11 days post transfer tomorrow so it will be definitive - I’m pretty sure it hasn’t worked, so we have agreed already to go ahead with the next frozen transfer in March if they’ll let us, which I think they will. April worst case scenario which feels a long time to wait.

Has anyone tried fertility acupuncture? Am I mad even thinking of it?!

Morning fellow early Sunday risers...I had to jump out of bed as my DS ran to tell me the cat had eaten some Lego...

@Juno231 I’m glad I’m not the only one who get the wine shits...just never had a term for it before!

@Catherinettc I ordered mine off Etsy and they were so crap, I was really disappointed- someone just printed them off at home, with a not very good printer. I gave them to him anyway

Happy galentines day you absolute stunners!!! Love you all. Have a nice day with your OHs, enjoy that 🍆🍆🍆 xxx