Ice Skating Lake Spermo on our AIBU chip-piss-sticks TTC Bus 32

[Minster2012]

Are we sitting comfortably MN?? Clutching them pearls tightly?? Are we being reasonable?? I doubt it!

Good, cos we’ve CUM TO PISS ON YOUR CHIPS...oops sorry, our Piss sticks, and use pearls in our ass...well, it’s a special occasion right??? ❤️🥰🎁💌

We’ve got the fastest TTC 🚌in the UK & we talk like it’s a WhatsApp group so be prepared...but don’t worry cos long as you pop in and out & say hello once in a while you can sit on top, we’ve got room for you to chill out if TTC gets too much.

We thought we might make it to Valentine’s Day ♥️💓 but FOR THE THIRD TIME no!

If you want to talk most things other than TTC we are the right bus, tv, (married at first sight Australia what the hell?!) & pissing off the rest of Mumsnet.

We’ve got a rowdy bus of newbies, oldies with history, excited ladies going forwards for IVF & pregnant mates we can’t get rid of and we are now OWED BIG.

Valentine’s Day Menu....

• Some Ladies ordered new undies 🙌🏻
• Some Ladies ordered sticks to piss on 🤞🏻
• Some Ladies ordered no undies 👌🏻
• Some Ladies ordered wine & chocolate 🍷
• The bus driver ordered BFPs all round

Whatever we all get for Valentines, we’ll be here for support ❤️🥰😍

And if you see mention of my blog then blame these guys they made me do it...#shamelessplug

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Story so far...

June 24 BFPs
July 11 BFPs
August 18 BFPs
Sep 4 BFPs
Oct 7 BFPs
Nov 7 BFPs
Dec 14 BFPs
7 BFPs for jan

Come on February 🥰

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Ha thanks @Minster2012 but you're doing a great job driving the bus. I'm just sitting at the back with my feet up on the seats waiting on my apt next week! Nothing much I can do anymore. It's taken me a while to become more zen about it but there are people much worse off than me so I have to keep perspective.

Your OH sounds like a keeper @Juno123! And yours @Franklydear!

Baby defo sleeps in your room until 6 months old. Our DD hasn't gotten the memo to sleep in her own bed all night yet 😂 You got a great bargain @Kirky658! Sterilisers are worth their weight in gold especially if baby has a soother. We defo didn't use our baby sling enough.

Hope the hot water bottle helps @Sausage1990. It always helps me. That and enough chocolate for a few people!!

@Kirky658 @Gem176 we need a shed in the garden and I want to paint the fence. Want to do some stuff in the garden before baby comes. Looking forward to the warmer weather 🤣

@Haiyaa 2dpo here as well (according to my "preferred" app 🤣) so my sperm tubes are now closed for business!

On an unrelated topic, planning a nice and raw dinner tomorrow: live oysters, followed by steak tartare. If that doesn't get me preggers, I don't know what will!

@Tornado2Inc omg I could demolish a steak tartare now that you mentioned raw steak 😅

Still just spotting btw! I assume AF will show up properly tonight but if it comes tomorrow I'll be glad as it buys me a day post hsg to dtd for ovulation 😅

@Juno231 one of my favourite foods! I was craving it so bad my last pregnancy 😂😂😂

@Gem176 you did say it's an acquired taste? I don't mind that one, it to be fair @2020mission pointed out that one is still from concentrate there is one off Amazon which literally tastes of soil but it's worked for me!

@paintfairy I know right! He must be soooo sensitive (twat)

@MartyMcShy well if ever you fancy driving!!

@Tornado2Inc I've never really got the oysters thing but raw steak I'm totally yours. Def pregnancy right there!!

Also ladies we need a film for tonight....any suggestions??

@gem176 I don't know where the motivation came from. I've been a plus size girl since my teens and it's just gradually gotten worse . I think now I'm in a happy place with OH and want to loose it for having kids I've finally got the boost to do it! (Was size 32 now down to 30 so far!)

@franklydear

She has many more on her channel with all different music 😁 it's great when you know the songs to sing along

Well I've been kept busy today as my scrapbook arrived today so got to sorting out OH and my baby pics and ones from when we met and gonna slowly fill it . Still got workout to do but will pick out a fun one later 😁💪

@Minster2012 I can't bring myself to order a pack of 6 1L bottles of pomegranate juice on amazon 😆 so I'm going to see if I can pick up some pomegranate seeds instead. Not willing to spend the £3.70 on POM now knowing that most of the nutritional benefits aren't in it. Sneaky branding.

@Dollybird89 thanks, I need some motivation, hopefully this will

@Minster2012 parasite or the invisible man

@Minster2012 awww I like Cam. Dan on the other hand. What a twat.
@Dollybird89 sing? I can barely breathe! 🤣 Neither do I lol as good as she does, or am I in time. But, ya know..... 😆

@Minster2012 thank you 😊 we'll get feedback on Monday hopefully 🤞🏾
@paintfairy omg yes they are!! 😆 describes these massive boxers perfectly! Wish I could send a pic lol! Did you rewind cam crying? It was so out of the blue wasn't it, bless him!

Champagne and chocolate cake for the birthday boy today! 😃 we broke the 42 day drought @Juno231! Hope you've broken it in style too missy?! X

@Minster2012 just seen your film ask..,do you want horror? Countdown is pretty jumpy or any of the purges. Action, the hitmans bodyguard is pretty entertaining. Trying to think of a romcom now, but yeah, what you in it to? Oh and read your other blog today, made me happy 😃

@lucyrp we have the garden garden and it's pretty good, OH did a load of work all summer and we have a respectable lawn, a flower bed at the front, fruit trees, rhubarb, seating areas and trampoline and swing for dd. The rest of the garden is separated by a row of trees and has a static caravan and an old red van 🙈 caravan was FiLs as he refused to live in the house, BiL wants to keep it and put it in his massive shed so he has a tea hut come lambing time. A year and he has done nothing about moving it! If it's not gone by end of spring I'll be throwing a match at it 🙄 but I think OH will be getting on to him about it soon as he wants to build down there so 🤞🏻 they are gone soon!

@Minster2012 told her not to thank me until she's tried it and to remember that it's good for her and because of that it's definitely not going to taste anything like a cocktail 😂 she was thinking cosmopolitan thanks to the colour 🙈 if it works it's totally worth it! Even if it tastes like soil 🤢 it's the Biona one I went for, not the Pom stuff in the bubbly bottle (I don't mind it taste wise but it's maybe not as great as it claims since it's from concentrate and doesn't taste gross) 🤷🏻‍♀️

@Dollybird89 I always find I'm slimmer when I'm happy, I pile on the pounds when I'm unhappy. I was always quite chubby and probably my slimmest has been this last 3 years with OH. Doesn't help that I'm short 🤣 Scrap book looks lovely 😊

@Dollybird89 you are doing soooooo well with your weight loss 🥳🙌🏻we are all right behind you girl! And that book looks fab!

@2020mission they literally taste like soil too let us know on the seeds! I can't get on with them no matter how pretty they look!

@Juno231 is parasite the one all in a foreign language? What's the invisible man about 😝yes have you broken your drought?!! Like @notyetamumbuttrying ?!!! Love the celebration! Thank you on the blog, it still makes us laugh, ish! Prob not horror for our valentines night! Noted the others!

Thanks for the lube responses, glad it's not just me!

On the chat, agree the random positive pics from those we don't know are a bit painful, and those that disappear after their bfp suddenly. I love all you ladies and want to see how everything ends up for you all, we're in this together ❤️

I think the big O might be today... very very high cervix, cramps, LOADS of ewcm and feeling horny as hell. We already had morning bd and will no doubt be whipping that bullet out tonight. Just wish we had some Prosecco because our tipsy pornstar sex was amazing last weekend and I want to relive it haha. Just need to hope I make it as I'm so tired after a freezing and windy walk 😴

@Minster2012 well said! 👏🏼👏🏼👏🏼 we welcome all and although everything can make us feel sad, we need to keep it all open and normalise everything I think.

@Franklydear definitely! Though the bullet has changed our lives in the bedroom haha.

@paintfairy I feel the same, I feel genuinely happy at the announcements on here compared to "real life" announcements, I think it's because we all know what we've been through to get there.
I've got preseed in the drawer don't get me wrong, from my days of "this is a sure way to get me pregnant", but since I'm so wet usually anyway haven't really needed it.

@InkyPaper omg me too! I've tried normal lube and it stings like hell, hence we went for preseed way back when.

@clolo omg I did too just because it took me so by surprise and he sounded proper girlie! I hate myself though because I'm so for men being brave enough to cry. But yes, very out of character I felt! Bless them, they're so lovely they just couldn't cope with the drama 🥺

@Juno231 boggles my mind too with the bullet! But I suppose each to their own🤷🏼‍♀️ I actually prefer using the bullet without the slippery ness haha.

@Haiyaa yes! Tingle lube flipping hurts!! Not nice. Might as well just use chilli flakes.

@franklydear kudos to DH, good man 👍
@notyetamumbuttrying happy birthday to your OH! Ps love your worktops.

@lucyrp @gem176 @martymcshy hey its a learning curve isn't it, we've got our parents so I think we will be fine. Sometimes some people I know I look at and think how the hell did they manage... Lol xx

@Kirky658 it is most definitely a learning curve.... best bit of advice, never leave home without a spare change of clothes. Took dd to get registered, I was up, showered and looking not bad for 5 days pp so my planned nip-into-registry-office-then-home turned into lunch out. Took dd to change her nappy and she peed all over herself. Everything soaked, even the vest 😂 I hadn't brought clothes with me and couldn't carry a naked baby out into a restaurant.... my ex asked a waitress to go check I was ok after 20 mins 😂 he had to bring her pram blanket through and we wrapped her up in that and off home 🤦🏻‍♀️ didn't leave home without clothes after that!

@Minster2012 yes horror is tad inappropriate isn't it 😂 I'm bit pissed already 🥴 just ordered our Chinese! So excited 😆
@Kirky658 thanks and thanks lovely 😊

We have crispy duck pancakes to start, yasss 👏🏾

@Kirky658 @Gem176
Can I add in I'm the person that's been shat on by DS whilst in a children's centre ALL OVER MY CLOTHES!! So for the next year I had a spare pair of clothes for me in my car too

Why does everything in my life involve shit??? The irony of this comment may not be lost on ppl in the future if I reveal myself & what we do

@Minster2012 I'm not surprised you took clothes for you after that 😂 ooohh can we guess what you do? I'm going for either queen of portaloo hire, septic tanks or something farm related to do with manure or slurry?

@Kirky658 just to be clear, nobody knows what they are doing, everyone is winging it and learning as they go! You'll find what works for you because they don't come with a manual and no two babies are the same xx

@Minster2012 I’m intrigued...do you muck out horses or something or have you got a deep and dark story there waiting to come out....

@MartyMcShy I love your attitude, can you send some zen my way...I know it doesn’t help to stress but that just seems to be my default setting on ttc...

Anyone else spot for what seems forever...I mean it’s like AF wants to just mess with your head so you poas again...just incase....even though you know not! 🙈

@notyetamumbuttrying now I'm kinda just wishing I had a Chinese 🤣🤣

@Thinkingandblinking there are many deep dark stories which have shaped my life (about poo too) coming out in my blog some of which DH has only just been told, one involving an exploding stoma bag before I met him at an old school friends house I hadn't seen in 10 years who didn't know. Yeah. Mortified.

@Gem176 noone knows anything. We all just google everything. Even now.

Ooooooooo someone guessed!

@Minster2012 you've offered me a job driving portsloos if I moved to Yorkshire, I hold you to it🤩

@Minster2012 parasite was film of the year at the Oscars! Sooo good. Invisible man is a thriller with Elizabeth Moss. Where she escapes an abusive relationship but her ex stalks her. Sounds basic but legit best film do come out during lockdown!