Heading for 💓day with fishy burps & wombs as fluffy as a 70’s bush we say UP YOURS TTC Bus 30

[Minster2012]

We’ve got the fastest TTC 🚌in the UK & we aren’t afraid of a modification or 2 as we have a bus with a beautiful panoramic roof seat where there is wine & snacks a plenty for those that need a bit of a breather from our race car but still hang on to our ride! 🌞

We are heading into February ladies & let’s be honest most of us thought we’ve have cute little babies by now, but instead we’ve got lockdown bellies, fishy burps 🐠from bloody omega 3 supplements & the BIGGEST STASH OF TTC drugs in the planet on this bus including IVF, TTC, vitamins, headaches, anti sickness for pregnancy & some other ones we won’t talk about. We also LOVE a good snack, a pet, a dildo and clit sucker but badly behaved BOSSES are NOT welcome.

So grab your crotchless panties and not much else for Valentine’s Day 💓and invite your men (or women folk) to dinner cos they are being treated like a REAL LADY. Forget January blues. February is where it’s at and we say UP YOURS TTC, we are cumming to get you 🙌🏻🥰

And if you see mention of my blog then blame these guys they made me do it...#shamelessplug

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Story so far...

June 24 BFPs
July 11 BFPs
August 18 BFPs
Sep 4 BFPs
Oct 7 BFPs
Nov 7 BFPs
Dec 14 BFPs
6 BFPs for jan

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@Minster2012 sooo we get our agreement in principle in the morning and then OH is going to ring to put an offer in!!!! So excited!! Also keeping everything crossed your womb is fluffier than fluffy🤞🏼

Wow I've done crap today, so behind on here. I was sure I posted a comment at lunchtime but just trying to catch up now and it's not there so I obviously deleted it or something 😂 I give up, I'll try again tomorrow 😂

@Juno231 oh bollocks, you've reminded me that I haven't made my overnight oats AGAIN and therefore will have to eat boring cereal in the morning.
I could definitely go for some snickers porridge I stead, but would probably just eat the snickers and bin off the porridge.

@Minster2012 I dated many a man before DH but nothing serious. He was my first fish though I did have a spell on eHarmony before. Was on tinder in uni of course although it wasn't needed to find random guys to hook up with. Trouble is that way you never know what you'll end up with - micro penis which I've mentioned before, equivalent to sticking a wine cork up there. Massive one equivalent to a lucozade bottle though I tend not to count that as could only get the tip in!

@Minster2012 oodles of luck for the s an tomorrow x

Hi everyone
Been working all day so just caught up.
@Minster2012 have everything crossed for you tomorrow.
Be thinking about you.

@Juno231 hope you got on the 🍆 tonight start of our sperm meets egg ready for Valentine's 🤞 xxx

Will have a proper read of everybody posts tomorrow afternoon when I'm off.
And catch up.

Fertile week for me 🍆🍆 😂😂

Night night everyone xxx

@Minster2012 i have an autistic ds, I shall check his blinking, but I think that's me
Good luck this morning, I shall check at some point at work today

@Dollybird89 you do indeed look like someone from East 17 😂 showing my age lol

@Vil10 so exciting that you're putting an offer in, fingers crossed you get it! 🤞

@Minster2012 We're all with you all the way today, you're going to have a tonne of virtual hands holding yours while we wait holding our breath to find out just how fluffy that womb is 🤞🤞🤞

On the Internet dating front I dabbled for a while before I met my DH, went on a few dates with one guy quite liked him abut after a few dates that I thought seemed to go well he disappeared off the face of the earth so naturally I FB stalked him and there he was posing in a photo in the hospital with his gf and newborn baby the day before. Dirty bastard running about on her while she was pregnant and about to give birth to their child! I was so torn between letting her know what a dirt bag her bf was or not, if it was me I'd have wanted to know but the fact she'd just had a baby I couldn't put her thru facing that right then too so I kept quiet and can only hope he changed his ways.

@DKDK123 Jesus - people really are terrible. And they always end up putting others in difficult situations.

@DJmum83 - best of luck during fertile week. Get that D.

Question: what's the code for the eggplant [eggplant]? [aubergine]?

Also can something clarify something for me? Why do people put their ring beside a pregnancy test?

@LB20xx are you still with us? Everything ok? Unless I missed something you haven't posted since you were planned to test the next morning. Hope you are ok

Right, tell me I'm being stupid for thinking it could be possible this month? Chart attached. We DTD last night and I wiped pink blood after so surely af is on her way? No symptoms other than feeling so freaking hot 🥵 the last day or so. (Cue af now I've said that!)

Also, dh has found a plot of lovely new build houses 20 mins away from where we are that we could afford, so we're thinking about that which is exciting. The only thing is we had planned to move nearer his parents which is 1hr30 away for childcare. Not sure how that would work as I'd not be able to stay at home because we need to bring in ££.

On the OH front, my DH was a "one night stand that lingered" 😂

@2020mission ooh I remember Adrianoska. She was lovely but very needy and bolted as soon as her bfp came about haha. How come her name came about? (Or did I miss a message)

@TTCAbroad No clue! That's always something I've wondered haha.

@minster2012 good luck this morning. Keeping everything crossed. For you xxx

@Minster2012 oh forgot to say! Good luck today, let's hope that womb's fluffy as heck 🤞🏼🤞🏼🤞🏼🤞🏼

Thanks ladies! Trying to keep up but lose track of who replied to me lol! But thankyou for your support! 😘

@Vil10 ohhh thats great news re mortgage! Now its the back and forth of offers and counter offers 🤣

@Minster2012 just wanted to wish you a massive bucket of GOOD LUCKKKKKK FOR YOUR FLUFFY LINING SCAN 🤞🤞🤞🤞🤞😘 i really hope this is the cycle for you!! Xx

@Justanothercyster we were thinking about the February bus

@blackcurrantqueen no problem as long as you give him back 😉😂

@Florence13 yes I think so, I'm glad I'm not actually in work at the moment otherwise it would be W different story.

@notyetamumbuttrying omg hahahahaha Crystal clits🤣😂

Catching up ladies whilst doing a couple of laps of the park to sort my head this miserable morning! Love the OH stories! Especially the one night stand ones 😂 I met mine when we were both 14, at a shopping centre both with groups of friends, you know them cool groups of teenagers that hang about 🙄
I suppose you could say our eyes met over a clothing rail 😂 we weren’t local so chatted on MSN for about 2 years before we got together, I didn’t like him much to begin with... that was 14 years ago now 🙈

I Tested this morning and BFN 😔 gutted but hey ho onto month 8 of hoping for one to stick. Haven’t told DH yet, not really sure if to or not or when AF arrives he’ll obviously work it out for himself as don’t really want him to feel the pressure like I seem to put in myself... sorry ladies proper whinge today!

@Minster2012 wishing you all the luck in the world today!!! 💕

@TTCAbroad it's to help the camera focus on the lines - it often comes out blurry otherwise

@Franklydear did you mean to tag me about the blinking? Apparently it's a thing (but probably more for mild autism) as they struggle to grasp how "normal" eye contact works and therefore hold it for too long and forget to blink. There's a hilarious video of my OH receiving a medal in the army where he's just wide eyed and not blinking the whole time and looks instead like he's high or about to kill someone.

@Minster2012 thinking of your fluffy bush

@Justanothercyster when are you testing?? Also I think adrianoska came up cause we were reminiscing about the early busses and someone mentioned inhaling bird poo (that was her!)

OMG @BlondePotter micro penis yeasssssss that's done me a world of good this morning!! Then lucozade bottle pahhhhhhhh brilliant!!

Any newbies got stories to add???

@Vil10 so exciting!!!! How much lower you gonna go?? Get that dream house then the baby will come girl!!

@Katao pah it happens!!

@DJmum83 🍆🍆🍆🍆boom!!

@DKDK123 OMG that's disgusting bout that bloke. Disgusting. But why have a public profile if you were doing the dirty????

@TTCAbroad the 🍆is on the iPhone emojis not the Mumsnet thing I'm afraid and ppl put their ring over the test (well some do) cos it's like "first came the marriage then the baby"

Oh yes I hope @LB20xx is ok?? 💓we've lost a few I think

@Justanothercyster ooooo the houses sound good and you are always in with a shout I think especially with a lingering one night stand!

Thank you ladies!!!! Channeling fluffy thoughts
I got some 🍆last night for blood extra flow

I've not slept well. Employee issues that are actually resolved in our favour late last night by her resignation but slyly implying she might try sue us but she doesn't have a leg to stand on, then DS randomly waking & shouting for daddy at 5.30 which he never does now & him wanting to go in but he went back to sleep but I didn't.

So I've done a workout, extra blood flow and all. Shower then I'm out for the journey

Aghhhhhh 😬😬😬😬

Oh and I'm gonna wear my pineapple jumper 🤷‍♀️🙌🏻

@Katao Hii! All okay here, just took a little place on the top of the bus! I took a test that I thought was a faint positive on Wednesday evening, then Saturday morning took a frer and couldn't see anything 🙄😨.
Still have signs though, and no sign of AF on day 55 so who knows 😫 just chilling on top of the bus whilst I figure out what's happening!

Hope you're all okay down inside the bus, haven't caught any of the new bus yet, have I missed anything?!

@Minster2012 good luck for the fluffy lining scan, have everything crossed for you!🤞🏼♥️

@LB20xx aw I'm so sorry. That's really shitty. I'm sure you had your hopes up being so late. You were isolating too weren't you?

@DKDK123Yeah, they KEPT their promise! I got my money back for easy@home basal thermometer and the ovulation tests I used after not pregnant in 9 cycles. Sad but also was amazed by the free guarantee service.

@Katao thank you! My head is up my arse, I've no idea what's going on 🥴 my OH is adamant I'm one of those cases who don't show up positive until weeks/ months along and keeps rubbing my belly "just incase" 🤦🏻‍♀️😂. I just want either a positive test or AF to show up now

@bez91 oh no what? I thought it was gonna be your time based on what you said from before, bugger big hugs to you I'm sorry 😘😩

And heyyyy @LB20xx what CD55 and nothing but a faint line then nothing what's going on here noooooo