Heading for 💓day with fishy burps & wombs as fluffy as a 70’s bush we say UP YOURS TTC Bus 30

[Minster2012]

We’ve got the fastest TTC 🚌in the UK & we aren’t afraid of a modification or 2 as we have a bus with a beautiful panoramic roof seat where there is wine & snacks a plenty for those that need a bit of a breather from our race car but still hang on to our ride! 🌞

We are heading into February ladies & let’s be honest most of us thought we’ve have cute little babies by now, but instead we’ve got lockdown bellies, fishy burps 🐠from bloody omega 3 supplements & the BIGGEST STASH OF TTC drugs in the planet on this bus including IVF, TTC, vitamins, headaches, anti sickness for pregnancy & some other ones we won’t talk about. We also LOVE a good snack, a pet, a dildo and clit sucker but badly behaved BOSSES are NOT welcome.

So grab your crotchless panties and not much else for Valentine’s Day 💓and invite your men (or women folk) to dinner cos they are being treated like a REAL LADY. Forget January blues. February is where it’s at and we say UP YOURS TTC, we are cumming to get you 🙌🏻🥰

And if you see mention of my blog then blame these guys they made me do it...#shamelessplug

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Story so far...

June 24 BFPs
July 11 BFPs
August 18 BFPs
Sep 4 BFPs
Oct 7 BFPs
Nov 7 BFPs
Dec 14 BFPs
6 BFPs for jan

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Ps thank you so much everyone for thinking of my bush, love how you've all got me covered so to speak!! 😂🤣💓

@Minster2012 I know right, talk about fuckboy results! 😨 I've had enough of this ttc malarkey! It's turning me grey 👵🏼😂

@LB20xx it's really frustrating when it happens, been there. Hope something happens for you soon.

@Minster2012 🤞🤞🤞😘

@Franklydear I might buy some cheapies and join you.

@Minster2012 keeping everything crossed all goes well with your scan this morning.

@Vil10 aww yay! How exciting. You get that dream house girl.

Sorry if I’ve missed anything just having a quick catch up.

@minster2012 he had the sense to keep his profile private but his profile picture was public so I could see that and all the congratulations comments his mates had posted underneath from the day before. Can only hope it was a last min panic bid for freedom and after his kid was born he saw sense and has knuckled down to be the best partner and father he could be.

@ailie12 that's great to know, I wasn't sure if it was just one of these things they say to reel you in but don't deliver on, but I like the easy@home tests so had nothing to lose by signing up. Ah well, can't complain, some money to buy more chocolate for AFs arrival it'll soften the blow 😂

@DKDK123 this is all new for me so I'm so excited!! Thankyou!x

@Hopeful110 I literally have no idea what I'm doing, just letting OH deal with it all😂

@bez91 so sorry af arrived!!

@Minster2012 our mortgage advisor said to offer 8-10% lower than asking price because then we have room to increase if they reject! Good luck today!! I hope you come away with the fluffiest lining of all linings!!🤞🏼❤️

@LB20xx so sorry your bodies being a fuck boy!!

@Florence13 Thankyou!!🤞🏼

So the story of how I met my OH, I was actually seeing a friend of his at the time, went into a bar after he didn't something dickish and started slagging him off to my friends, a girl was there who was friends of a friend who I knew to say hi to but didn't actually know her properly, being drunk we got chatting and I was slagging this boy off and she goes "I have a step brother, and I never ever set girls up with him but I really think you'd make such a good couple", so she text her step brother and the next day I got a message and it went from there, I was so nervous to tell him I'd been seeing his friend, but he actually already knew and it didn't bother him, he's been on 2 holidays with this friend since and he's been round here and we've had drinks together, so all that time I was worrying for nothing😂

@Minster2012 good luck today!
@Juno231 you definitely wouldn't have enjoyed internet dating if you are that fussy. Not blinking enough. 🤣 Much much worse things out there. Although it does present a funny image.
@BlondePotter micropenis 🤣 I can honestly say I never saw most of them. So God knows. That was the least of most of their problems. I never even wanted to see the penis.
@DKDK123 yeah men are shits. I got talking to one who said he ran a village pub. I happened to mention this to a girl on my horse yard who lived that way. She knew him, and said he lived there with his girlfriend! They are dumb shits.
@Vil10 great news about the house!
@TTCAbroad I never knew about the ring thing either.
@bez91 I'm sorry xx
@Justanothercyster yeah she did vanish and despite everyone asking for a photo of the bfp, one never appeared.....
@LB20xx that must be very frustrating for you. I hope you get an answer soon!

Thank you @paintfairy I hope so too! 😨😂
@Vil10 massive good luck for yous getting the dream house! 🏡♥️

@ttcabroad I didn't know about the ring thing either and I assumed like @Juno231 it was to help focus the camera on the lines/no lines

@Minster2012 we are all rooting for a fluffy 70s bush lining but we are here for you if it's only 60s bush level and needs a couple more days 💛 great choice of pineapple jumper though!
Also, thank you for being so honest about your journey as it's helped me talk to my friend who is due a womb lining scan next week for attempt 2 of IVF. She loves asking about my pregnancy/TTC and says it's nice to have someone to talk to about the IVF 🍍 but I wouldn't have a clue what to say if it wasn't for you 😘

Sheesh, you people talk a lot! Will go though this all at some point today, promise.

@Minster2012 good luck with your fluff today! Hope it comes up hairy beyond belief.

Just to let you all know AF is here 🍷 (this is not wine - hippies will get it 😂)

Did another test this morning for sh**s and giggles (I have a bucket of internet cheapies, plus it feels like a waste not to dip something in a perfectly good pee), I can still see a faint second line. So definitely some fertilising action happened down there last cycle.

@LB20xx ah I'm sorry, I got to day 55 or day 57 the cycle or 2 before my bfp. It totally sucks being in limbo! Had you had a positive opk at any point? I think I had a couple of highs but probably didn't ovulate that cycle, was relieved when AF finally rocked up!

@Juno231 my boy is autistic but copes quite well, I never noticed anything about his blinking, but I don't like eye contact so, I shall look
@Minster2012 hugs, so many stresses
@LB20xx you're in good company on the top, very hard to be in limbo
Right I am off to work, see what happens

Just popping on to wish @minster2012 the fluffiest of linings, fluffier than an old English sheepdog!

@Juno231 @Minster2012 Ahha so two different takes on the ring/test photos. I definitely thought it was to 'prove' they were married for some reason? But camera focus makes a lot of sense.

Had not realised that you use use emojis from your phone! 🍆🥒🥕🥔

Good luck on your scan @Minster2012 - crossing my fingers for good news ❤️

@paintfairy ha well I wasn't that picky if I married him! Adrianoska definitely showed BFP pics - I think I had the pleasure of seeing them on like three different threads lol. From memory she joined a couple of the Jan birth clubs but was never seen from after that. They all moved to FB groups though so I'm hoping that's where she ended up!

@Tornado2Inc ah I'm so sorry AF showed. Very promising that you caught so quickly though, hopefully next cycle it'll stick!

@Minster2012 good luck today! Thinking of you

@bez91 so sorry about your BFN x

@LB20xx long cycles are so annoying!! Maybe give it a week and if AF doesn't show up then I'd test again. If this is unusual for you, you can always speak to the GP about it. I did last year after my 87 day cycle, so they did some blood tests and would've done an ultrasound had I not had one 5 years ago (🙄)

@Vil10 all the house stuff is so exciting!! Fingers crossed it all goes smoothly for you 😄

@Haiyaa I tried the snickers porridge this morning! Not quite what I was expecting but pretty tasty - portion size seemed huge though, that just me?

@Juno231 I just saw her keep ignoring the requests. I got bored of it all. 🤣 Just stopped coming on.
🤣 I think you eventually realise people aren't perfect. But the dating site people are somewhat, a different standard of people, to normal life people. 😆

Well all caught up with MAFS and just about caught up in here lol

@Minster2012 hoping ur getting good fluffy news about now! ❤❤

God I'm up early considering the time I went to bed last night 🤦‍♀️🤣

@Minster2012 hope the scan goes well today 🤞

@Tornado2Inc I'll never look at a glass of red wine in the same way again 😆

Right,
I'm out, and this is my coat, it's like my womb, really fucking cozy & warm with a load of fluff inside and some extra on the hood 😂🤣💓maybe my womb is leopard print inside, who knows?!

Don't get too excited it wasn't all amazing but will update when home

@Tornado2Inc I don't get the wine?!!

@Minster2012 not a hippie, then 😂

Menstrual cup 😆

@BlondePotter I haven't tried opks as of yet, was trying to just go with the flow the first couple of months, but I think after this one I'm going to give them a go, will do no harm to see where I'm at after this madness 🙈

@Franklydear thank you, do we still have popcorn and wine up here? 🍿🥂

@InkyPaper yeah I'm just going to try again in a week or so and then speak to my doctor if still no answers. But 87 days?! Good grief 🥴

Anyone else's MN app playing up?! 😨

@Minster2012 ooooh sounding good so far!! Can't wait for the update!

Btw thank god I don't like red wine cos u girls would put me off it 🤣🤣

@minster2012 yay to fluffyness?

@paintfairy I hope it will be🤞🏼

@LB20xx thanks so much x

@Tornado2Inc sorry that af showed up x

@Minster2012 cannot wait for the details!!❤️