Bus 23- willies bouncing off cervix’s 🍆& downing prenatals with mouthfuls of jizz. TTC Nov/Dec 🚌

[Minster2012]

Welcome to the longest running funniest bus ride in history! Or so we like to think anyway...

Where TTC is sometimes the smallest part of the conversation and we like to keep things fun & spicy cos let's face it, TTC can be as hard as a very useful phallus shaped wooden kitchen implement. 🍆

TTC should be fun. And fortunately we have each other to make each other laugh, giggle & more often than not, spit out our tea or wine

We’ve actually been around each other since March but various of us running this bus since June & not got sick of each other yet ❤️🥰

How we roll on this bus...
⁃ No judgement & each to their own on your TTC journey
⁃ Sense of humour DEFINITELY required
⁃ A few of us like a sex toy a few don’t, there may be sex toys discussed! 🤪a few of our fellas have enjoyed this aspect
⁃ Support each other, ranting is allowed, saying you are down is encouraged & celebrating our happy days too 😘
⁃ We have fun
⁃ If you have a pet, it’s welcome aboard
⁃ NOTHING IS TOO MUCH INFORMATION

@Vil10 currently holds the 👑for filthiest/most embarrassing story, can you beat her???

Story so far...

June 24 BFPs
July 11 BFPs
August 18 BFPs
Sep 4 BFPs
Oct 7 BFPs

So far
6 BFPs in November

How many more 🤔🚌🥰

@Juno231 get on it! It's so good. I've just finished the last episode of the season though 😩 at least I think it was the last one anyway!

@AHobbyaweek I feel you on the urge to test early! I'm only 6dpo tomorrow and still going to have to fight myself but to test until Friday at the earliest (11dpo). And that's a lovely thought about a BFP for Christmas! I SO hope its a wish come true for you ❤️

Oops that was supposed to be 7dpo tomorrow. And 'not to test early'

@Clairey844 it was surprisingly really easy!! I just attached the Garland to the stairs then attached everything else on and kept looking at it from different angles! You really can't go wrong with a Chinese can you!x

Checking in before going to sleep, yes got out this afternoon so trying to chill today as still had banging headache (toddler not great for this) & very tired & weak. Having f all sleep at hospital didn't help, they didn't let me try to sleep til 1am, then registrar came to talk to me at 1.45am (wtf?) then observations at 2.30am & fluids at 4am 😴🥱

@Vil10 looking amazing! Cant tell on the lights you shouldn't have said. Totally jealous of all these decorations & completely ignorant to it being 1st Dec on Tuesday (thought it was Thursday) oops. Need to get foraging for wreath. One more lazy day recovering tomorrow. You are right I don't do anything by halves. No cortisol is another side effect of the 1st immunotherapy I had the one that nearly killed me too, it wiped out the ability for my adrenal glands to produce it, was fine before, a normal human so yeah...you guys have "flight or fight" I have "oh fuck go shivery, pass out & in bad cases go in and out of consciousness" so i would end up eaten by the wolf!! Usually it's not that bad, in sep when we went away I just went shivery & my injection sorted me out, yesterday I was sick & shivery which puts me at bad risk of dehydration cos of my bowel surgeries & not keeping the cortisol in which is when my body then starts to shut down vital organs to compensate, in jan I was in hospital for 5 days due to a "24 hour sickness bug" for everyone else which just wiped me out cos of my faulty combinations! Fun and games.

Anyway it will all be ok tomorrow & back bus driving xxx

@Minster2012 take care, lovely, and thanks for the explanation, I didn't know that, bestie has incurable cancer and she is very blasé about it, but her DH tells me the truth, looks like all the good ones are the broken ones, so we are a great collective

Take care @Minster2012 glad you're back home. I'm sure you'll sleep well tonight x

Like Dorothy says, there's nowhere like home

@Minster2012 glad you are home and on the mend! Shitey when our bodies don't make the important stuff that we then have to give ourselves!

@Franklydear nothing I write properly conveys what I want to say. Being on this ttc journey I know how much everyone on here wishes for a baby, I'm so very sorry that it has cruelly been snatched away this time 💔 your friend sounds amazing but so do you with your attitude of thankfulness for what you already have. Thoughts are with you tonight, sending all the caring and healing vibes your way 💞

Loving all these Christmassy pics 😍 need to order a new tree, had a real one last year but I need the even, symmetry of a fake one as last years just annoyed me 🙈😂 looked out all the outside lights and OH has been tasked with checking them 🤞🏻 they are all still working!

Must be something in the air (apart from legs) this week, full of the cold and feeling absolutely rotten but have a full on week at work coming up 🙄 joy!

Hope Monday is good to you all 🥰

Morning ladies, right I think I may have finally ovulated but not 100% sure. On ff without thursdays temp it's picked up ovulation but when I add thursdays temp it doesn't think I've ovulated. What are we thinking ?? Too soon to tell really need a couple more temps to confirm but can't help but be excited

Anyone else testing this week? AF due on 03/12 for me. Negative tests last two days, did another today and think I'm just willing it to be there but perhaps the absolute faintest of lines??. Also third day in a row of very tender bobs which I don't normally get pre AF. Although could just be hyper sensitive to symptoms atmosphere 🤷‍♀️ who knows. Who wants a testing buddy get few days?

@Liloulou I'm due AF on 2nd. I never bother testing but I'm pretty sure I'm out anyway. I am spotting as usual. 🙄

Good morning ladies
@minster2012 how are you feeling today?
@franklydear hope you've taken the day off today to relax.

So as promised I said I'd update on the sex for 4 days in a row for us this weekend... Proud to say we did it!!! We DTD Weds, Fri, Sat, Sun and a nice early morning wake up today... For a couple that normally have sex once or max twice a week I reckon we smashed it.

Now. I think I should be due to ovulate today - CD14. I think it's probably about the right time as I've been mega horny all weekend - not like me at all. However I've had no sign of EWCM. So just hoping perhaps all the DTD business has hidden it away 😂

@lucyrp that looks good to me! Defo need to see how temps go the next few days but looking like its finally happened! Can always fake enter a few high temps the next few days and see what FF does with the cross hairs 🤷🏼‍♀️

@Liloulou I really shouldn't be testing this week (only 7dpo today) but I can already feel my willpower crumbling 😂 I'll be eagerly watching out for any updates from you!

@Gem176 hope you feel better soon!

@Minster2012 Thankyou!! Ohhh godd sounds like you're really going through it at the minute!! Hope you're feeling better this morning x

@lucyrp I can't help on the chart front but yassss for ovulating🤞🏼🥳

@Kirky658 get that dick🍆

@Gem176 hope you start to feel better, I think that's what my headache was last week because I'm starting with a cold now too, sniffly nose, pressure in my sinuses, sore throat!

@LauraT94 i hope so as last cycle I ovulated on CD45 and if it's happened this cycle that means its been brought forward by 20 days! Although i am thinking I ovulated yesterday as I was so super horny yesterday we had sex 3 times and lager on when he was on the Xbox with his mates I had a bit of time with my toys 😂🙈

@lucyrp I don't temp just do RHR as you know, but from seeing other peoples charts that's looking promising for you 🤞🏻

@Kirky658 go you getting all that dick!!👏🏼👏🏼🍆🍆🍆

@Liloulou I'm due AF tomorrow or Weds, I ovulated abit later this cycle so I'm only about 8DPO, my LP still normally stays the same even with a later ovulation 🙄 but I've been taking B vitamins for a wk now, so I'm hoping they've got in my system & give me an extra LP day 🤞🏻 but I'm tempted to pee on an internet cheapie tomorrow morning at 9dpo, just to get it out my system🤣🤣🤣 even though it'll be highly unlikely that I even get a whiff of a line, 10% of me still hopes, as that's when I got my BFP last time at 9DPO.
Been getting period pains for a couple days now & this morning my lower back is aching a lot, so I'm pretty sure the bitch is on her way🤦‍♀️
How many DPO are you? Fingers crossed there is a line there for you. Could you post a pic or invert the pic & post? I love looking at lines on PT's🙈

@paintfairy how many DPO are you?

@LauraT94 you could start testing Wednesday maybe if you got some IC's??? Soz I'm a bad influence 🙊

@Vil10 sorry you're coming down with a cold🤧 where are you in your cycle now?

@Franklydear hope you did take today off. Your best friend sounds soooo lovely & thoughtful! The things that really matter are the things that money can't buy 💞 friendships being one of them 💖

@Minster2012 so pleased to hear that you are back home lovely, you've really been through the mill & we're definitely a bloody pin cushion for that nurse!!! Was she blind for it to take that many attempts!!😳😖

@Vil10 i hope so!🥳

@Chlo2701 il attach my rhr especially for you 😉

@Chlo2701 @Kirky658 I have taken the day off, I was considering just the morning, but when I started planning the days, it would work out a couple of hours between school run and commute, glad to say manager not being a cow for once and agreed today would be a lost cause anyway, I had a couple of errands after school run so have been walking on my own for a couple of hours which have been really good too, I am nearly back to normal in terms of soreness, cramps ,etc... dh has been reading on the nhs that shouldn’t have sex for a couple of week to avoid infection, so after that, back to normal, friend is the best, and she doesn’t listen to me, just does what she thinks best, so refusing the help is not possible, knows me well

@Liloulou I'm due AF on 4th December. I was the idiot that started POAS at 5DPO! I had what I'm calling evap lines at 5DPO and 7DPO and just white since (although I convince myself after staring hard for an eternity at each test, that I can see a shadow of a line). I need to not test until Friday at the earliest but I know I don't have the willpower to wait. However I did find this study that i think we should all see.....

@lucyrp looking at your RHR I reckon you could be 2DPO🤞🏻 but let's just see what happens with your temp & RHR next day or 2!

@Franklydear so glad to hear you've taken some time out for yourself today, & walking does help weirdly! When I had my early loss back in September I bled for a wk, then once I stopped bleeding that's when it's ok to have sex again

@Joanna1009 at the end of the day it all just depends on when we implant. I implanted at 6/7DPO (confirmed with implantation dip on my RHR) & got my BFP at 9DPO. My best friend also tracking her RHR & didn't implant until 11DPO so she got her BFP at 14DPO.

I've had really watery eyes yesterday & today!!... is that a symptom 🤣🤣🤣🤣

@Chlo2701 oh I should be good to go then, I feel nearly normal

@Chlo2701 I'm CD10 today! Due to ovulate around the 9th I think, Im trying to be chilled this cycle and it's working I've not really thought about it but to fall pregnant this cycle would just be perfect for me, I'd be able to tell my mum on her 50th birthday that I'm expecting her first grandchild, I'll have an early September baby which would mean I'd be on mat leave in the 6 weeks holiday which would be perfect!! Here's hoping🤞🏼 are you testing tomorrow??

@lucyrp 3 times yesterday?? Yessss let's hope you did ov yesterday!!

@Franklydear glad you've taken today off to rest and have some time to yourself! Hope you're feeling okay x

@lucyrp that looks very promising!!! And very well covered! 🥳🥳 party for your ovaries deciding to take action at a decent time in your cycle!! Have you been taking those seven seas vitamins? Maybe they acctually worked!!

Morning ladies!

Such a lax bus driver I'm sorry...

@Kirky658 all those swimmers will have hidden the ewcm don't you worry

& @lucyrp ovulation you say! Whoop whoop!

@paintfairy errrr less of the negativity please, those hard if spotting I know lovely.

@Franklydear your bestie sounds amazing. All hail her! We all love you & hope you are still thinking a further 6 months of 🍆

@Liloulou welcome & I think there's a few testers this week, ones that should, ones that shouldn't, ones that can't stop POAS you know, all crazies welcome!

@Chlo2701 when you thinking of testing? Ah maybe tomorrow, watery eyes you say. Standing in the wind!

All symptoms taken on board too!