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Bus 23- willies bouncing off cervix’s 🍆& downing prenatals with mouthfuls of jizz. TTC Nov/Dec 🚌

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Minster2012 · 23/11/2020 10:22

Welcome to the longest running funniest bus ride in history! Or so we like to think anyway...

Where TTC is sometimes the smallest part of the conversation and we like to keep things fun & spicy cos let's face it, TTC can be as hard as a very useful phallus shaped wooden kitchen implement. 🍆

TTC should be fun. And fortunately we have each other to make each other laugh, giggle & more often than not, spit out our tea or wine

We’ve actually been around each other since March but various of us running this bus since June & not got sick of each other yet ❤️🥰

How we roll on this bus...
⁃ No judgement & each to their own on your TTC journey
⁃ Sense of humour DEFINITELY required
⁃ A few of us like a sex toy a few don’t, there may be sex toys discussed! 🤪a few of our fellas have enjoyed this aspect
⁃ Support each other, ranting is allowed, saying you are down is encouraged & celebrating our happy days too 😘
⁃ We have fun
⁃ If you have a pet, it’s welcome aboard
⁃ NOTHING IS TOO MUCH INFORMATION

@Vil10 currently holds the 👑for filthiest/most embarrassing story, can you beat her???

Story so far...

June 24 BFPs
July 11 BFPs
August 18 BFPs
Sep 4 BFPs
Oct 7 BFPs

So far
6 BFPs in November

How many more 🤔🚌🥰

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DJmum83 · 30/11/2020 11:13

Hi all
Cd13 for me today last month got my peak cd 14 and ovulated cd 15.
We DTD Saturday and last night do you think we should have a break tonight and then try again Tuesday and Wednesday night?

@Minster2012 sorry to hear about your hospital stay hope your on the mend today.

@Franklydear I'm so sorry to hear your news.
Rest up and big hugs from me xx

paintfairy · 30/11/2020 11:16

@Chlo2701 I hope the b vits work for you. I'm 13dpo today. Been spotting since Saturday night. But I have done every month for 2 years (sometimes way more than this) so yeah it's hard not to be negative @Minster2012. Same old pattern. I hope you are feeling better today?

@Franklydear I'm glad you took the day off. You do need to look after yourself.

Franklydear · 30/11/2020 11:25

Thank you all, they say in time of crisis you’ll know your true friends, well I have to say they’ll all come through,
@Minster2012 yes, 6 more months, we’ve been reading up, and apparently the next 6 months, especially the first 3, is very likely to get pregnant again, nothing to lose, right?

lucyrp · 30/11/2020 11:25

@Chlo2701 yay I'm so excited something might have happened so soon in my cycle. Fingers crossed !😆

@Vil10 i know record wasn't it ! Abs we were out of the house most of the day with his grandparents so I was raring to go when we got home 😂

@blodyn91 we've tried really hard this time to make sure we DTD every other day so I could cover ovulation whenever it might be. Yes started taking the seven seas ttc tablets and just finished the first sheet of them 28 days long 🥳 I was taking EPO too but haven't taken that today as I'm presuming I've already ovulated

@Minster2012 yesssss🥳🥳🥳

Gem176 · 30/11/2020 11:46

@LauraT94 thanks, I'm just having a whinge 😂 DD won't share chocolate but colds, that's another story 😂

@Vil10 I usually have one long before now so the masks must be doing something! OH started sneezing last night so a week of man flu coming up 🙄😂

@lucyrp dare we hope that this is a return to more normal length cycles for you??!! 🤞🏻

lucyrp · 30/11/2020 11:49

@Gem176 let's hope so! Although it would be roughly 40 days if I have ovulated and I did have a 47 day cycle before. It went 72,47, and 59 days 🤣

InkyPaper · 30/11/2020 11:50

Oooh @lucyrp fingers crossed you've ovulated then!

@Minster2012 how're you feeling today??

@Franklydear glad you've taken the day off to rest ❤️

AF is finally coming to an end now. I was expecting it to be rough after not having one for three months but daaaaamn it sucked 😂 going to try to DTD once every couple of days this cycle and see what happens. Theoretically the next time I'm due on is Christmas Day - maybe there'll be a Christmas miracle waiting for me this year?! Should get the results of my blood tests this week though so will see what the doctor says. Can't complain too much, got today and tomorrow off work so could be worse 😄 How's everyone else doing today??

Minster2012 · 30/11/2020 12:06

@DJmum83 I'd say that with DS like a good plan for great coverage 🍆🍆

@paintfairy totally see why you are feeling the negativity but it's sooo totally nearly mulled wine time right??!! December? I mean tbh I've usually been to an Xmas fair and had one already! So maybe have that in reserve for if it properly shows! I'm still feeling a tiny bit queasy but overall ok thanks

@Franklydear yup that's what they say & @Runnergirl1 got a nice quick BFP again right? So def nothing to lose lovely

@lucyrp everything crossed those seven seas have worked

@Gem176 bloody cold season. My nose is FREEZING & I was sneezing this morning. Add it to the list!

@InkyPaper I think there's a few ppl who could be on for a Christmas miracle ❤️🎄

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Kirky658 · 30/11/2020 12:10

@vil10 get well soon!

Runnergirl1 · 30/11/2020 12:16

Yeah I had mmc in July and got my bfp in October. Your ready when your ready, I know some that have caught before even their next period so if your ready...

lucyrp · 30/11/2020 12:18

@InkyPaper thanks in the next few days we'll know for sure 😬

@Minster2012 i shall be having a part if that's the case 🥳🤣

kalidasa · 30/11/2020 12:24

@lucyrp I'd say it looks like ovulation probably on Saturday, with a slow rise starting on Sunday -- but you'll need another good high temp tomorrow and the day after to confirm for sure. Could also have been Sunday, looks a bit marginal. Did you record cervical fluid and stuff too?

If your temp is down again tomorrow and you're not checking cf, or you are still seeing any fertile cf then I would try to DTD tomorrow too, to be on the safe side.

kalidasa · 30/11/2020 12:29

I am 10DPO and pretty sure I am pregnant as I feel so ill and (having been there before) it is such a distinctive feeling. Have initiated phase 1 of my hyperemesis protocol and will start taking cyclizine tonight (trying to avoid it in the day for a few more days as it knocks me out and I want to finish up some work this week). Obviously still a high chance of loss at this stage. Trying to prepare psychologically both for a possible loss and for months of being unspeakably ill if not. Bit of a weird zone! Trying to finish up work stuff in case. Still don't have any tests but have ordered some cheap ones online which should arrive by Friday so if this continues I can confirm before I (almost inevitably) end up in hospital. I will be so thrilled if this pg goes ahead but I can't say it's not daunting feeling so ill so incredibly early and knowing the hormones are going to continue rising for at least another 6 weeks from this point.

Gem176 · 30/11/2020 12:31

@lucyrp that would make this 7 days shorter than your next shortest.... next month you could be down to 33 days 🤩🤞🏻

@Minster2012 I've got the fire on and the heating.... can't get my feet warm! I'm also taking the feed a cold advice and stuffing my face with all the junk food 🐷😂

paintfairy · 30/11/2020 12:34

@Minster2012 I don't like mulled wine. 🤮 🤣 Or any wine for that matter. But I've plenty of cake, chocolate and various spirits. I never wanted an August baby anyway. I suppose......
I'm glad you are feeling OK. Tough week this week for a few people on here.

I'm just pleased shops will be opening soon. And hopefully that means people won't all be out in the countryside annoying me at weekends any more. I've ordered everything online for Christmas, even cards! So we just need to go and get a wreath and tree and we are sorted. Oh and the dog needs presents still. 🤣

lucyrp · 30/11/2020 12:37

@kalidasa oh yeah I know that need at least 4 temps for Femometer to register it as ovulation. I thought FF was a bit keen, no I can never figure my CM out it confuses me. I was very horny yesterday though 😂

lucyrp · 30/11/2020 12:37

@Gem176 that's very true ! Omg thag would be a dream 😍👌🏼

Kirky658 · 30/11/2020 12:38

@djmum83 that sounds a good plan, we are cycle buddies it would seem I'm on CD14 😊

Vil10 · 30/11/2020 12:58

@lucyrp hahahaha I love that though when you're really horny and the tension is building!! I'm feeling like that today! Can't wait to get home!

@Gem176 ohhh I feel for you dealing with a week of man flu! I always get it this time of year
paired with sinusitis, bless OH last year i was led in bed and he was rubbing my head and face for me because the pressure was awful!!

@Kirky658 Thankyou x

lucyrp · 30/11/2020 13:03

@Vil10 i still feel like it today so OH is gonna get me jumping on him when he gets home 😂😉

Minster2012 · 30/11/2020 13:20

@kalidasa ooo looking positive then that's great would you try and take baby aspirin or anything? To try and prevent a loss?

See @Franklydear what @Runnergirl1 is saying. And also after my MMC bleeding stopped the first time neither of us heard (we are pretty sure we weren't told) the advice on not DTD so we did it 2 days after bleeding stopped. Ok my bleeding then started again the next week but there was a decent gap so pretty sure unrelated & no infection.

@Gem176 get some fluffy socks on. Needed for pregnancy don't forget. A fire on already that's decadent!

@paintfairy I will let you off with other spirits and cake then. My dogs have some buffalo horn as a present but that's it.

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Katao · 30/11/2020 13:29

I'm sorry I've been MIA for a few days. I hit a bit of a ttc wall and went into myself a bit. I knew I was out for various reasons, then FF took away my cover line and said it couldn't confirm ovulation. Then af turned up early, bit shit all round. Some of the conversations last week were also a bit of a reality check for me and I'm starting to wonder if this is even something we should be persuing, to go through it all again.

Anyway I have done my best to catch but admit I have had to speed read through. @Franklydear I'm so sorry to have read your bad news. It seems do cruel, as these things always are. I hope you are coping ok.
@Minster2012 I hope you are recovering and taking it easy.

Florence13 · 30/11/2020 13:44

@Vil10 I hope you feel better soon.

@Franklydear yes hoping that when your ready things happen for you quickly hun but definitely here to support the whole way!

@Minster2012 how are you feeling?

@Katao sorry to hear your feeling down but this journey is an absolute rollercoaster of emotions.

@lucyrp sounds like you might be having a shorter cycle so happy for you!! Fingers crossed your cycles are working themselves out.

lucyrp · 30/11/2020 13:44

Also trying not to have a breakdown the announcement that's just come out means we might have to close at work again for 2/3 weeks☹️ I can't take anymore of this

Smushty14 · 30/11/2020 13:52

Oh no I hope all is okay @lucyrp 💜 I'm guessing it's the 6pm closure time? Like what is that even about?? Are they trying to kill the hospitality sector in Wales?

Talking of RHR I have no idea what mine is doing... CD27 today and I think I'm about 13dpo today as on CD14 I had egg white CM with some blood in it and cramps on the right hand side so guessing that was ovulation 🤣 last test I took was CD23 (9dpo) and that was a stark white non squinter 🤣

My RHR on 1st day of my last period was 57bpm where as I'm still higher today at 63bpm - not as high as I have been though

Not sure whether to try with a FRER tomorrow or not 🙄

Bus 23- willies bouncing off cervix’s 🍆& downing prenatals with mouthfuls of jizz. TTC Nov/Dec 🚌
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