Bus 23- willies bouncing off cervix’s 🍆& downing prenatals with mouthfuls of jizz. TTC Nov/Dec 🚌

[Minster2012]

Welcome to the longest running funniest bus ride in history! Or so we like to think anyway...

Where TTC is sometimes the smallest part of the conversation and we like to keep things fun & spicy cos let's face it, TTC can be as hard as a very useful phallus shaped wooden kitchen implement. 🍆

TTC should be fun. And fortunately we have each other to make each other laugh, giggle & more often than not, spit out our tea or wine

We’ve actually been around each other since March but various of us running this bus since June & not got sick of each other yet ❤️🥰

How we roll on this bus...
⁃ No judgement & each to their own on your TTC journey
⁃ Sense of humour DEFINITELY required
⁃ A few of us like a sex toy a few don’t, there may be sex toys discussed! 🤪a few of our fellas have enjoyed this aspect
⁃ Support each other, ranting is allowed, saying you are down is encouraged & celebrating our happy days too 😘
⁃ We have fun
⁃ If you have a pet, it’s welcome aboard
⁃ NOTHING IS TOO MUCH INFORMATION

@Vil10 currently holds the 👑for filthiest/most embarrassing story, can you beat her???

Story so far...

June 24 BFPs
July 11 BFPs
August 18 BFPs
Sep 4 BFPs
Oct 7 BFPs

So far
6 BFPs in November

How many more 🤔🚌🥰

@Smushty14 well not thay exactly as we are classed as an indoor visitor attraction where we work so we might have to close altogether. If not then it doesn't affect us as we close at 4 at the moment anyway but I'm fed up of playing the hokie cokie this year I feel like I've been in and out of work all year 😴

@lucyrp so sorry to hear about your work! It's so miserable this situation for so many people.

Re: ovulation, I reckon libido is the most reliable guide of all to be honest! I charted for contraception for years (we just used condoms when I was fertile) and even though I had really random, irregular cycles that sometimes went on seemingly for ages whenever I looked back at the end of the cycle we had basically always DTD on what turned out to have been either ovulation day or the day before.

@katao I totally understand. You had HG as well didn't you? I am feeling a bit daunted right now I have to say and I have been desperate to have another for years.

@notyetamumbuttrying I almost forgot to congratulate you! Sounds like you have someone very efficient on your side now getting the ball rolling. Exciting times ahead 🙂
@Florence13 thanks, it sure is a rollercoaster.

@kalidasa yes. It's very daunting. pregnancy and birth have gone well for me and it has taken it's toll. It makes me feel very nervous when I think about it so I have been not thinking about it. It's the whole tipping point of wanting a baby/not wanting another pregnancy isn't it.

@Vil10 yep I'm going to test tomorrow if I don't get AF in the morning, I'll only be 9DPO, I'll be honest I'm not hopeful this month at all but I just need to get POAS out my system 🤣 at least I can drink at Christmas so that'll be good🙉
That would be so lovely if you got to tell your mum on her 50th, what a lovely present to give her! You should wrap up your pregnancy test & give it to her if you got your BFP!

@Minster2012 deep down I already know I'm out but I just need to POAS🤣 this backache I've got today is really bad, so the bitch will be here tomorrow or Wednesday 🙄

@paintfairy completely understand why you feel negative about it already, we know our bodies don't we! Would be amazing if we were both wrong but I doubt it very much!

@InkyPaper 🤞🏻 for a Christmas BFP for you 😬

@kalidasa if I thought I was pregnant sod waiting for a delivery on Friday! I wouldn't be able to help myself, I'd be straight down that supermarket buying a test!🙉 good luck & I hope you get your BFP this week!😁

@Smushty14 let's hope that big dip is an implantation dip!!🤞🏻🤞🏻🤞🏻

*not gone well i meant obviously 🙄

@kalidasa agree about libido!

@lucyrp this stuff is all utter crap to be honest. Keep changing rules all over. And none are even tackling the problem anyway.

@smushty14 fingers crossed for you 🤞

So waking up at 5:30 am to DTD this morning... I am bloody knackered now 🤣 sooooooo worth it though, put me in a fabulous mood to start the day. Even ran 5 miles fast too - who knew orgasms were so beneficial 🙊

@Vil10 that sounds utterly awful! My friend had recurring problems with her sinuses and ended up having to have some kind of surgery for it, she was in agony with sinus infections. I just get loads of colds because I have a really rubbish immune system 🙄

@Minster2012 I hate socks 🙈 like really hate them! It's a stove and I've been known to keep it going for days at a time 😂 I like being cosy 🔥

@Katao I dip out for a week here and there because sometimes it just gets a bit on top of me, especially when I start looking into statistics etc. It all seems like it's never going to happen. Chin up 💞

@Kirky658 morning sex improves my mood no end and I'm not a morning person in the slightest. Happily get up pre dawn for a shag though 😂

@gem176 I'm deffo a morning person but DH is the total opposite.. Didn't seem to mind today though 🤣

@Gem176 it's the most I've backed of from this thread since I joined nearly 7 months ago and I honestly thought maybe I would just stay away but that seems so rude and wrong after so long 😂 I said I'd at least pop back and check in but I don't know what I'm doing now. Thinking about putting ttc on hold until January. Maybe. Next af due at Christmas and I not sure I like that and how it could impact Christmas.

[quote Kirky658]@djmum83 that sounds a good plan, we are cycle buddies it would seem I'm on CD14 😊[/quote]
Goodluck have you been using opk or bbt. I have been doing both.

Flashing smiley on clearblue since Saturday , first time using bbt so don't even know if I'm doing things right.
Hope we get a BFP soon xx

@djmum83 and the same to you! I haven't been doing anything at all, I am a massive worrier so DH and I decided that we wouldn't go down the temping or bbt route until we've been TTC for 6 months. On month 4 now so time will tell! Trying to pay attention to CM etc to see when I'm ovulating and always seems to be around 14 days in x

@lucyrp If you can, forget about work and lockdown over the next week. You do not want stress and cortisol to impact implantation chances. Have a bath, light your fave candle, listen to your fave music and try your best to chill! Go for a walk or do whatever makes you happy ☺️☺️ Eat your fave meal and drink your fave drink.

Thank you darlin @Katao and sorry to hear of your wobble. What do you think you'll do then or perhaps I should ask when do you think you'll make a decision by?
@lucyrp glad your bodies playing ball a bit now. Shit about the Covid/work situation tho! The whole things driving me mad now and I'm still working so I can't imagine how it feels for those that it's affecting. 🫂
@blodyn91 good advice! 👍🏾

@lucyrp per your chart I'd say cd25 was OD so FF will need one more temp to confirm. I agree with it removing the crosshair if you include the Thurs temp.

Random symptom watch time. Apparently 4/5 dpo depending on the app and have the itchiest nipples. Also the male cat is attached to me and guarding me. He nipped DH when he tried to come near me. He has never done that before.
Not sure these are things or just me being paranoid.

@AHobbyaweek if I were your OH I'd be wary about expecting a baby pussy coming out of your pussy 😂

@InkyPaper that's exactly what I said - I'm due 26th/27th so I'm hoping for the same 🤣🤣🤣

@AHobbyaweek
Question for those ladies that get ov pains. Do you know if it happens before, during, or after ov?! I have read conflicting things online. During my last cycle I again had it badly exactly 14 days before my next cycle begun. So thinking perhaps it's while ovulating for me?! I have suddenly gotten very paranoid that all my dates are out and we've been DTD on the wrong days 🤔

@hobbyaweek that was meant to say ooooooo how intriguing and exciting but the comment didn't save!

@Juno231 knew I shouldn't have got drunk around the cat!!!

@Kirky658 I get them whilst ovulating. Opk gives me peak and then next day I ovulate.

And lol 😆 @Juno231's pussy comment 😂