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Bus 23- willies bouncing off cervix’s 🍆& downing prenatals with mouthfuls of jizz. TTC Nov/Dec 🚌

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Minster2012 · 23/11/2020 10:22

Welcome to the longest running funniest bus ride in history! Or so we like to think anyway...

Where TTC is sometimes the smallest part of the conversation and we like to keep things fun & spicy cos let's face it, TTC can be as hard as a very useful phallus shaped wooden kitchen implement. 🍆

TTC should be fun. And fortunately we have each other to make each other laugh, giggle & more often than not, spit out our tea or wine

We’ve actually been around each other since March but various of us running this bus since June & not got sick of each other yet ❤️🥰

How we roll on this bus...
⁃ No judgement & each to their own on your TTC journey
⁃ Sense of humour DEFINITELY required
⁃ A few of us like a sex toy a few don’t, there may be sex toys discussed! 🤪a few of our fellas have enjoyed this aspect
⁃ Support each other, ranting is allowed, saying you are down is encouraged & celebrating our happy days too 😘
⁃ We have fun
⁃ If you have a pet, it’s welcome aboard
⁃ NOTHING IS TOO MUCH INFORMATION

@Vil10 currently holds the 👑for filthiest/most embarrassing story, can you beat her???

Story so far...

June 24 BFPs
July 11 BFPs
August 18 BFPs
Sep 4 BFPs
Oct 7 BFPs

So far
6 BFPs in November

How many more 🤔🚌🥰

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lucyrp · 30/11/2020 18:13

@kalidasa its rubbish isn't it, yeah I think libido is probably my best indicator because I can never notice a change in anything else. And as you say we always naturally DTD on that day sometimes without knowing because I'm so horny 🙈

@paintfairy i agree with you entirely

@blodyn91 love that advice. I exercised 6 out of 7 days last week and 5 of those were the gym. Should I calm down on the exercising for the next two weeks do you think or should I just carry on ? Thanks 💓

@notyetamumbuttrying so stupid isn't it. I'm glad too! Fingers crossed this is it getting shorter and the seven seas worked 👌🏼

@Juno231 thanks ☺️

Katao · 30/11/2020 18:21

@notyetamumbuttrying I have my fertility appointment in January so I'm thinking maybe we will just park it for December and see what happens with that. Either way i want to know if there is an issue. Have you heard anything since?

InkyPaper · 30/11/2020 18:21

Thanks @Minster2012 and @Chlo2701!

@amy2503 fingers crossed that we all get our Christmas baby miracles this year!

@lucyrp oh no! Hope your work situation gets clearer soon, it's so horrible all this on-again-off-again work situations.

Random question: does anyone else on here not get ovulation pains? I don't think I've ever had ovulation pain - are all women supposed to?

Katao · 30/11/2020 18:22

@InkyPaper I get them sometimes but not every cycle. Not sure I ovulate every cycle though.

notyetamumbuttrying · 30/11/2020 18:39

@lucyrp ah so you went with the seven seas then. Glad it's working for you!
@Katao yeah makes sense. Be nice having a month off as well! Nope not heard a thing since the call. Really willing to get a letter in the post this week but can't get my hopes up! We'll still keep trying naturally anyway cos his sperm could be improved now?! Takes 3 months to regenerate and he's done that long on the different supplements now and some exercise etc.
@InkyPaper not every woman gets them so don't think that you should. We're all different.

Vil10 · 30/11/2020 18:41

@Chlo2701 I'm going to stay hopeful for you!! Do you have frer? Ohhh yes what a good idea!! I'll definitely do that if I get my BFP!!

@lucyrp urghhh sorry about the whole work sitch!! It's so shit isn't it!

@Gem176 it is horrible, I dread it every time!! Got the hot water and lemon ready for tonight, trying to stop it before it comes out!! Ohhh I feel for you, I bloody hate colds, everyday feels worse than the one before!

paintfairy · 30/11/2020 18:41

@InkyPaper i have had them sometimes but not every time. If you read up on it though, some schools of thought are that it's not actually a good thing. So I really wouldn't worry about it!

Kirky658 · 30/11/2020 18:51

@inkypaper I get them and really wish I don't if that's any consolation! They are quite painful. Apparently if you have endometriosis they can be painful though.

amy2503 · 30/11/2020 18:54

I've just started me and fiancé on his and her conception vitamins. Really hoping they make a difference 🤣😭🙄🙄xx

Katao · 30/11/2020 18:57

@paintfairy really. More to Google and worry about 🙈 when i get them on the left it's quite painful. Mild and less often on the right and then some months nothing at all.
@notyetamumbuttrying hopefully soon. This time of year it's always a pain with everything closing for Christmas. Hopefully some progress before then and hope your chances have improved already.

InkyPaper · 30/11/2020 19:01

Thanks @Katao @notyetamumbuttrying @paintfairy and @kirky658 it's really interesting how different we all are and reassuring to know that not everyone gets it. Was starting to worry about it

Kirky658 · 30/11/2020 19:04

@inkypaper that's what stresses me out about TTC tbh. If everyone was the same then we would know where we stand 🤣
I actually have pretty bad ov pains tonight, we've DTD every day since last Thursday, so hoping we've got it, but said to DH just I'm worried I haven't ovulated yet, so he suggested we go again tomorrow. This TTC lark is exhausting 🤣

notyetamumbuttrying · 30/11/2020 19:09

Thanks @Katao!! My fingers are always firmly crossed!! 🤞🏾
@InkyPaper defo not one to worry about it! There's so much to worry about as it is with ttc, you don't need anymore lol!
@Kirky658 you've got a good Dh there! Mine never suggests doing it again 😂

Franklydear · 30/11/2020 19:38

@Kirky658 I don’t always get them, but when I do it’s always from one side, funny enough I didn’t this cycle and sure enough I ovulated

Kirky658 · 30/11/2020 19:42

@notyetamumbuttrying I think for him it feels like we are reliving our honeymoon from last year, haha!

@franklydear our bodies are strange things aren't they. How are you today? X

Franklydear · 30/11/2020 20:15

@Kirky658 I kept really busy, walk a lot and did all the sewing/ mending I had pending, I feel better, more accepting of it, also all my symptoms are gone, so feel more normal, we decided to keep on trying for another 6 months so...

Newbie0818 · 30/11/2020 20:46

@kalidasa it's blowing my mind that you just know at 10dpo! Very promising but I can imagine you're dreading the symptoms. Is hyperemesis a sure thing every pregnancy for people with it?

Hope everyone else is ok. Been a bit quiet just because I'm a bit over it all tbh x

Minster2012 · 30/11/2020 21:10

OMG I take time to chill and already we need another bus???

I don't even have a title ready ladies??
😬😳

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Joanna1009 · 30/11/2020 21:33

@Newbie0818 I only ever had hyperemesis when I carried my girls but never my boys. Who knows if there's any rhyme or reason to it 🤷🏼‍♀️

Chlo2701 · 30/11/2020 21:35

@Vil10 don't be hopeful for me, my RHR has flatlined 3 days now & had horrific back ache today. The bitch will be here tomorrow or weds. I do have FRERS but because I'm 90% sure I'm out I'm not wasting one🙉 so I'll just owe on an IC to get the POAS out my system🤣

@Franklydear so pleased to hear that you've decided to carry on TTC 💞

Chlo2701 · 30/11/2020 21:36

@Minster2012 shit!! I've just looked,
Def need another bus tomorrow. What good title this time though🤔

Minster2012 · 30/11/2020 21:53

I have a couple of thoughts but they won't be as fruity as others,..more festive!

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LauraT94 · 30/11/2020 22:03

Wahhh I've completely lost track of what's going on apart from @Kirky658 and @lucyrp having tons of sex 😂

I need someone to either talk me down, or tell me it's ok... I want to test tomorrow at 8dpo 😩 99% of me knows it's completely pointless and a waste of money...

But I have about 20 ICs, 2 FRERs and 3 Clear Blues... Surely it can't hurt to do an IC tomorrow?

Minster2012 · 30/11/2020 22:17

I'm just crafting away for my Christmas advent window @LauraT94 I think the next thread will be POAS & Christmas crafts. Ahhhh POAcheap stick if you want. Just be prepared to spend the next few days obsessing about it. Talk to @Joanna1009 & @AHobbyaweek they talk sense 🙄😬

Bus 23- willies bouncing off cervix’s 🍆& downing prenatals with mouthfuls of jizz. TTC Nov/Dec 🚌
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2020mission · 30/11/2020 22:27

@Minster2012 a festive title sounds good for December 🙌 🎄 if we can hold off until after midnight for the new bus that is 😆

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