Bus 22- TTC Nov/Dec with boobgasms, cl*t-ticklers, b*tt plugs & a learner driver

[Minster2012]

Bus 22- TTC Nov/Dec with boobgasms, cl*t-ticklers, threesomes, butt plugs & a learner driver

Jump aboard the longest bus route in history- we’ve been riding the bus since April...it’s a bumpy, humpy, sex toy filled road where we support each other to the hilt on this bloody hard journey whilst our bodies play f*ck boy & AF keeps spoiling the party...a sense of humour & no judgment required & NOTHING is off limits or TMI....

Put on your seatbelt cos we’ve got a learner driver at the wheel & I’m in it for the long haul 🥰❤️

JUNE 24 BFPs
JULY 11 BFPs
AUG 18 BFPs
SEP 4 BFPs
OCT 7 BFPs

November so far:
4 BFPs

Testing dates we’ve got down

@missgoldilocks - Nov 20th
@cinderella2020 - Nov 20th
@2020mission - Nov 19th
@Djmum83 - Nov 19th/20th but PAIS addict in da house!
@vil10 - Nov 20th-23rd depending on will power
@kirky658 - Nov 21st
@franklydear - Nov 21st
@missgoldilocks - Nov 21st
@juno231 - Nov 22nd
@notyetamumbuttrying - Nov 22nd when not reading AIBU threads 🤪
@nestinginNL - Nov 23rd
@clairey844 - Nov 27th
@mrsbear1122 - Nov 28th
@2alreadywantanother - Nov 30th
@smushty14 - dec 1st
@chlo2701 - Dec 1st
@joanna1990
@paintfairy - dec 1st
@katao Dec 4th
@hopeful110 - Dec 12th

The naughty crew at the back
@gem176 - “sometime in Dec” 😆
@inkypaper
@sausage1990
@lucyrp - her body’s a f*ck boy so anyone’s guess!
@minster2012 - feb 14th

The dodgy looking voyeur you aren’t sure about sitting next to...
@skip1986

Not sure on dates or if they are hopping on for the ride but I need to get this thread up!
@florence13 - lovely lurker
@bellsb1
@ahobbyaweek
@amy00 - we’ve got your back 😘
@amy2503
@clolo
@dollybird89
@markygirl1995
@newbie0818
@pebbleinthesand
@adogisforlife91

Anyone I've forgotten I'm sorry, I'm only learning we will learn together ❤️

And @Gem176 super disappointed we are still none the wiser on the willy/cervix conundrum!

I knew you'd like it @Skip86, we all know it's with the utmost love I nearly put "creepy" too 😘honestly only when I'm pretending to be a porn star does my foof get an airing too, & I'm fine with that

OMG yes we didn't think about the Willy cervix bashing?! Errrr depends on the gent I guess "

"AIBU to think my cervix gets a Willy bashing during sex?"

@Newbie0818 noooo self isolating that's not great, have you booked a test? Got wine/gin/choc in the house?? And no bunny purchased, DH sent me a message "I will let the dogs chase it if you bring one home" which bearing in mind they are (a bit shit) gun dogs means it would likely happen!

Next stop MRI & they've just bloody told me they had 2x no shows today so I could have got in earlier except (I was eating Maccas & choc) & it says "don't turn up sooner than 10 mins prior to your appointment" FFS

@Skip86 RUDE my pussy is very sweet thank you🥺😉

@Minster2012 ffs. How annoying!

@Gem176 @Skip86 I always thought (for normal sizes) that when your cervix was high (FW) its ok. But if you try to have sex when it's low (after AF for example) then yes it gets whacked. Sometimes I'm like- yeah go hard. Others I'm like- no don't ram because it feels like you'll come out of my mouth. 🤣 Have you never had that? And his willy is definitely always the same one. Lol.

@notyetamumbuttrying I used the tesco ones. I was taking 200 a day but I'm wondering if they aren't as effective as other types, was all?

@lucyrp what's EPO?

@paintfairy evening primrose oil!

@lucyrp no idea about epo sorry but did you ever try the assfruit juice? Did it do any good. As @Skip86 said, might be a better option if you don't know when ovulation is until after.

@skip86 thank you for your response. It's funny when you said about being disappointed with my body it totally confused me... i have a great relationship with my body😂, always thankful to be healthy and alive etc, feel a bit defensive of it 😂 so not sure what I'm disappointed with...fate? I don't know it's a confusing one. And I'm rambling!
@Newbie0818 oh no, thats a pain!
@Minster2012 you must feel very under the microscope, hopeall is going well. Pain that you could have been seen sooner.

@paintfairy hmm shouldn't make a difference. I've heard others get their bfp's on the Tesco ones but hard to know for sure what actually made the difference isn't it.
@Minster2012 hope your next tests/checks go well. What a day for you!
@lucyrp also I've heard cough medicine is good for ewcm but I'd go with the ass fruit juice first, just drink it constantly if you can stomach it. Pink grapefruit is best!

Sorry @Skip86 i think my ramble was badly worded because I know you were being body positive, didn't mean your comment made me defensive. Just made me realise I'm not sure what I'm disappointed with, just the luck factor of it all i think.

@notyetamumbuttrying there's a pretty big price difference is all. So I just wondered......

No stress @Katao. I actually used the word 'disappointed' as it's the word you used in your original post, and I (perhaps mistakenly) was trying to sympathise based on my own experiences - with my chronic illness and having prem babies etc, I would get so angry/disappointed at my body for not working properly. During those low moments it would help to remind myself of all the good things my body could and would do.
Apologies if I offended you. I was certainly not trying to suggest that there is anything 'wrong' with you. Maybe it was a pep talk for myself more than anything.

@Katao and now I've just read it all again and realise I've probably misinterpreted again with my reply 🙈🙈 sorry, I'll shut up now!

😂 @Skip86 no I think we are actually on the same page! I had bad pregnancy/birthing experiences but it made my thankful for what my body can do rather than feeling it let me down because those things didn't go to plan. Glass half full and all that 😉

And I'm free, so journey to MIL to get DS THEN home 😴🥱

Not caught up but post MRI snack of melon & pineapple I should have eaten earlier 😬

@paintfairy I took them days 3-7 every month started on a lower dose but this month went for it and took 160 every day! I took b6 last month and all I got was a 16 day LP which got my hopes up for no reason! 🤦🏼‍♀️ Although I did take 100mg every day after ov so was a high dose.
@Minster2012 ah thanks I’m feeling ok. Think the fresh optimist of the first few months has now worn off and as I conceived all my other dc quickly I’m thinking it’s not going to happen! Only month 5 though so being dramatic and probably just my age (38). Looks like you’ve made the most of your day out 🤣 hope all went well

@paintfairy oh I see. Yeah I paid about £15 for the Amazon one but luckily I had a voucher! Maybe it's better then, give it a shot!

Oh my god. Still going on this virtual sales meeting call. 6 hours it torture, arguing and hardly anything achieved. I turned down the job offer this morning too. Hopeful there's something else out there!!

BTW can I ask WTAF is ass juice?!!

@Kirky658 haha it's grapefruit juice, tastes like ass hence the name 😂
Well done going with your gut and turning down the role. The perfect job is just around the corner I'm sure! 6 hour zoom call sounds painful 😣

@Kirky658 omg i forget we have newbies who have no idea what we're on about half the time 😂😂😂

Can I join this next bus? You've already all helped me so much. The name made me laugh xxxx

@Kirky658 lol we have our own language at this stage 😂 omg your day sounds torturous!
@amy2503 sure aren't you tagged up there in one of the first posts, no woman left behind 😉 all welcome here.

@notyetamumbuttrying thank you lovely. Yeah something just wasn't right. I've applied for something else so I'll see if anything comes of that. If not I'm hoping to try and stick it out here till I can go on mat leave, here's hoping it won't be too long!!!

@lucyrp @katao hhahahaa deffo, I am slowly but surely picking up the lingo 🤣

Finished said 7 hour Teams meeting. 7 hours of my life I'll never get back. Often feel like I work with a bunch of kids!

Can I ask what ass juice is meant to do? Have to say I think I would struggle to drink it. I did try once before (some other health thing).

@notyetamumbuttrying yeah I might try it. Tried everything else!

@LaceyMermaid I've tried but before and I'm sure it does nothing for me. What I struggle to work out is - should you take it all month or more in LP? Because people seem to vary with what they think! I did try high level multi b vits though and they have me stomach cramps. So I stuck to just the b6.

@lucyrp I think EPO is maybe one thing I haven't tried! Unless I did early on. God knows. Not much I haven't to be honest. 🤣 But I think it is one of those you only take part month?

@Kirky658 well done for turning down the job. It's really hard to do i think. Fingers crossed you find something else that is right.

@paintfairy ass juice is supposed to help create more EWCM! Supposed to drink it until ovulation and then change to pomegranate after until AF. Yeah EPO you're only supposed to take in your FP and not in your LP