Bus 22- TTC Nov/Dec with boobgasms, cl*t-ticklers, b*tt plugs & a learner driver

[Minster2012]

Bus 22- TTC Nov/Dec with boobgasms, cl*t-ticklers, threesomes, butt plugs & a learner driver

Jump aboard the longest bus route in history- we’ve been riding the bus since April...it’s a bumpy, humpy, sex toy filled road where we support each other to the hilt on this bloody hard journey whilst our bodies play f*ck boy & AF keeps spoiling the party...a sense of humour & no judgment required & NOTHING is off limits or TMI....

Put on your seatbelt cos we’ve got a learner driver at the wheel & I’m in it for the long haul 🥰❤️

JUNE 24 BFPs
JULY 11 BFPs
AUG 18 BFPs
SEP 4 BFPs
OCT 7 BFPs

November so far:
4 BFPs

Testing dates we’ve got down

@missgoldilocks - Nov 20th
@cinderella2020 - Nov 20th
@2020mission - Nov 19th
@Djmum83 - Nov 19th/20th but PAIS addict in da house!
@vil10 - Nov 20th-23rd depending on will power
@kirky658 - Nov 21st
@franklydear - Nov 21st
@missgoldilocks - Nov 21st
@juno231 - Nov 22nd
@notyetamumbuttrying - Nov 22nd when not reading AIBU threads 🤪
@nestinginNL - Nov 23rd
@clairey844 - Nov 27th
@mrsbear1122 - Nov 28th
@2alreadywantanother - Nov 30th
@smushty14 - dec 1st
@chlo2701 - Dec 1st
@joanna1990
@paintfairy - dec 1st
@katao Dec 4th
@hopeful110 - Dec 12th

The naughty crew at the back
@gem176 - “sometime in Dec” 😆
@inkypaper
@sausage1990
@lucyrp - her body’s a f*ck boy so anyone’s guess!
@minster2012 - feb 14th

The dodgy looking voyeur you aren’t sure about sitting next to...
@skip1986

Not sure on dates or if they are hopping on for the ride but I need to get this thread up!
@florence13 - lovely lurker
@bellsb1
@ahobbyaweek
@amy00 - we’ve got your back 😘
@amy2503
@clolo
@dollybird89
@markygirl1995
@newbie0818
@pebbleinthesand
@adogisforlife91

Anyone I've forgotten I'm sorry, I'm only learning we will learn together ❤️

@2020mission definitely! I never have any idea when I'm due because of my messed up cycles although I had an idea last time but thought no it must be too good to be true so didn't prepare then woke up the next morning with a bit of a disaster because AF actually arrived 🤣🙈

@Minster2012 good luck with all of your appointments today x

@minster2012 I knew putting a testing date down was a bad idea. AF arrived this morning, so so so so angry. Don't know why I even bother to be honest. Best of luck with your scans today and safe journey xxx

Oh no @Kirky658 hugs
@Minster2012 good luck today, your gonna have 10 pages of this when you get home

@AHobbyaweek wow you have tried loads. I was going to ask about the diamond cutting but @Minster2012 bet me to it. That's a new one for me. I like anything to do with wool/fabric but anything crafty really.
@Kirky658 sorry about af! That sucks.
@Minster2012 good luck today. Will you get results at the scans or is there a wait?

Yeo knicker less here too until disaster strikes. Before I kept track it always used to be on clean sheets too

@Minster2012 good luck today! Xx

Ahhhh god damn it @Kirky658 I'm sorry for AF maybe we shouldn't put testing dates!

@Katao well I've had my CT scan & then neck ultrasound & I get results of CT & MRI scan (which I've now got to wait til 1.40pm for) on 4th Dec, but the ultrasound guy said he'd had a hood look at my neck & lymph nodes & salivary glands & nothing untoward there so that's awesome as when it came back 6 years ago I realised by a lump in my neck & then found out it was also in my lungs so always a worry

Just got a mocha & a rocky road (it's not too early right?) now gonna drive somewhere & sit in my car for a few hours!

As the CT lady said "is there any chance you could be pregnant?" ....no love...still not pregnant 😫

Ps I cant stand sleeping knickerless

Hmmmm maybe I can find a Mac Donald's??

@Minster2012 we'll keep you company! And no of course it's not too early, it's like lunchtime to you, you've been up so long 😂 glad all is going well so far

If not Costa has nice toasties too @Minster2012

That's a very good point @Franklydear & @Katao thank you. I just spotted a pet store open so thought I'd get the dog food we needed...none of our brand of dog food but I did get my pooches Xmas Antlers & buffalo horn to nibble...£37 lighter now BUT....look...how bout this for a Tuesday...

@Kirky658 & @Amy00 these fluffy kins are for you guys to make you smile have a hamster curled up asleep near a rainbow 🌈☺️or a bunny?! Or a gerbil? Or a ginea pig (how do you spell that?!)

I love mooching at the free zoo that is pet shops. I always want to go home with a fluff ball though but DH says the cats will eat whatever I bring home

Aw those long ears! Adorable!

Morning girls!!

So rhr has dropped this morning and feel like I'm going to start spotting today usually spot for 2 days then have full flow, so that'll mean a 29 day cycle, so definitely think those seven seas tablets have shortened it!! I swear every cycle you have more symptoms, maybe those stitch like cramps were actually stitch because I'm unfit and fat as fuck at the min?? Who knows, but definitely know that I'm out, cycle 7 month 8 here I come, fuck u TTC🖕🏼

@Vil10 morning ?! It's nearly the bloody afternoon😉

@minster2012 Guinea pig 😂 thanks for the pic though that made me smile. Ps. Deffo find a mcdonalds!

We have an all day sales team meeting on Microsoft teams today, really cba. So I'll be AWOL most of the day as the boss will be talking at us.
@vil10 sympathies here as my AF arrived like the f*King witch that she is this morning... So disheartened and angry at the world today!!!

Laters xx

Sorry insensitive post alert!
My fertility appointment letter just arrived for January and I'm shitting it! It just feels so real that there is a problem now 😭 i know loads of you have had/are having investigations and obviously @Minster2012 you are in the middle of ivf but it just has all of a sudden hit me that this just isn't happening and just feel nervous and disappointed with it all. I'm sorry this is obviously not just mein this boat but you know when you just are taking things a step at a time and then you arefurther down a road than you thought you would be if that makes sense?

@lucyrp hahahaha sorry, it's just the first time I've come on here today so morning to me😂 are you taking those seven seas tablets??

@Kirky658 urghhh what a witch!! We'll get through it!!x

@katao of course you're scared and worried about what they're going to say. Your feelings are valid hug I'm scared too that they might say "you can't have babies naturally ever again" lol sounds ridiculous probably but this is a very sensitive time for us women. I won't tell you to relax, but what I've been doing is whenever I get the negative thought I say no everything is going to be fine, if they find something they are going to fix it and everything will be fine. It helps me hehe x

Weird question guys, I haven't come on my period yet I'm about 2 days out but coming up to it my cat gets so clingy to me? When I'm actually bleeding he doesn't care. Has anyone experienced this? I find it so weird, at first I used to get excited that maybe I was pregnant lol but now I just know my period is gonna come 🤣🤣🤣

@Vil10 I am taking those tablets and hoping they'll shorten my cycle! What have yours been like the last few cycles ???

@Minster2012 omg love looking at pets! We went to a garden centre and were looking at the fish, rabbits, hamsters and guinea pigs 🥺 OH quite fancied taking a rabbit home 🙈🤣

@Katao yes I know what you mean. I've had to fill in a form for my dr for my referral. And I'm still sitting here thinking that my gut is telling me I am not one of those people and it should just happen! Only, it isn't. And I don't want people interfering with me. 😫

@Vil10 mine doesn't even try to make me laugh. That's the tactic I tend to use myself though. Mine just does nothing. 🤣 You can tell his poor brain is whirring and trying to work out what is best but he fails and just does nothing. 🤣 Probably because mostly I'm angry all the time. But if truly upset, I'm not. Last year my dad died and he would hug me if I randomly cried, or put a hand on me in bed. But he just never knew what he was supposed to say. Bless him!

@2020mission yes definitely! Feels really rebellious to take such a risk. 😍

CD 14 for me and I've usually ovulate by now. No idea what's going on. Got a phone call with the dr tonight following my test results/referral. Receptionist told me I wasn't even ovulating. (Bbt and opks must be completely wrong then?).

@Kirky658 we can be cycle buddies, cd1 here as well!

@Vil10 if you do then I think i got your extra days this month with my 31 day cycle! Due to ov on a Wednesday now ffs!

@Minster2012 definitely find a McDonald's! I'd kill for a double cheeseburger and a thousand nuggets right now 🤣

Naked sleeper here but around af due date I get a bit twitchy and start with pjs just in case 🙈

Thank you @Missgoldilocks definitely feeling very similar. I know it's stupid but there is definitely a part of me that thinks is this a sign? Is it just not meant to be? I'm not even sure what intervention I would take but either way need to find out what is stopping it from happening. @paintfairy with you on not wanting interfering it 😬 but also yes the'this shouldn't be me' feeling, I'm sure everyone feels like that.