Bus 22- TTC Nov/Dec with boobgasms, cl*t-ticklers, b*tt plugs & a learner driver

[Minster2012]

Bus 22- TTC Nov/Dec with boobgasms, cl*t-ticklers, threesomes, butt plugs & a learner driver

Jump aboard the longest bus route in history- we’ve been riding the bus since April...it’s a bumpy, humpy, sex toy filled road where we support each other to the hilt on this bloody hard journey whilst our bodies play f*ck boy & AF keeps spoiling the party...a sense of humour & no judgment required & NOTHING is off limits or TMI....

Put on your seatbelt cos we’ve got a learner driver at the wheel & I’m in it for the long haul 🥰❤️

JUNE 24 BFPs
JULY 11 BFPs
AUG 18 BFPs
SEP 4 BFPs
OCT 7 BFPs

November so far:
4 BFPs

Testing dates we’ve got down

@missgoldilocks - Nov 20th
@cinderella2020 - Nov 20th
@2020mission - Nov 19th
@Djmum83 - Nov 19th/20th but PAIS addict in da house!
@vil10 - Nov 20th-23rd depending on will power
@kirky658 - Nov 21st
@franklydear - Nov 21st
@missgoldilocks - Nov 21st
@juno231 - Nov 22nd
@notyetamumbuttrying - Nov 22nd when not reading AIBU threads 🤪
@nestinginNL - Nov 23rd
@clairey844 - Nov 27th
@mrsbear1122 - Nov 28th
@2alreadywantanother - Nov 30th
@smushty14 - dec 1st
@chlo2701 - Dec 1st
@joanna1990
@paintfairy - dec 1st
@katao Dec 4th
@hopeful110 - Dec 12th

The naughty crew at the back
@gem176 - “sometime in Dec” 😆
@inkypaper
@sausage1990
@lucyrp - her body’s a f*ck boy so anyone’s guess!
@minster2012 - feb 14th

The dodgy looking voyeur you aren’t sure about sitting next to...
@skip1986

Not sure on dates or if they are hopping on for the ride but I need to get this thread up!
@florence13 - lovely lurker
@bellsb1
@ahobbyaweek
@amy00 - we’ve got your back 😘
@amy2503
@clolo
@dollybird89
@markygirl1995
@newbie0818
@pebbleinthesand
@adogisforlife91

Anyone I've forgotten I'm sorry, I'm only learning we will learn together ❤️

@Minster2012 ooh I forgot about that fable! I like it 😊

Just marking my place so I can keep up with you all 🙋🏼‍♀️

Weird Oreo chocolate related twist, since getting pregnant I can't eat it at all. Actually turns my stomach and DH loves it so it's always in the house 🤢

Marking my place too 🎉

Just marking my place 🥰

The titles are fucking epic god I love this bus 😍

@notyetamumbuttrying glad you're well babe xx

@Franklydear I'm unsure, I thought early days were super important for development etc 🤷🏻‍♀️

@Minster2012 absolutely none but in fairness I don't have to take bins out/in or do anything outside, he cleans out the fire and he always clears up after dinner. He puts the washing by the machine so it's not mixed in with normal washing. He's really not bad and is a dab hand with the Hoover when it suits him. He is actually very well house broken. He lost his mum at 17 and has always lived on his own.
Ehm well I have a small person and I'm a type 1 diabetic so I always have all the snacks 😂 my friends laugh when I randomly produce treats from the hand bag 🙈

@Vil10 wouldn't even know how to check my own cervix 🙈😂

Who is this psychic? I'm a sucker for anything like that.

In other news the frers I ordered last week arrived days ago but were put in the postbox at the second driveway so I didn't get them until today but a wee recommendation for dr fertility as not only did I get the tests but a cute wee stork charm too 😍

@notyetamumbuttrying 🐢see!

@Gem176 I actually have that stork from dr fertility on my links charm bracelet as it reminds me of all the stork stuff we did for surrogacy & it Came with my tests 3 years ago...I was surprised to get another the other week too but I like it! Super cute & totally jealous of your house broken OH, mine is awful, his mummy did EVERYTHING for him

@Missgoldilocks, @lucyrp, @Ltay2 & @KateColx whoop whoop you are here! @KateColx that's a really weird non craving seeing as it blatantly got you pregnant 🤔

@paintfairy im not sure my DH puts up with a lot. Dick on demand maybe but he has WAY more free rein than I get

Just coming to keep up to date and butt in every now and again

@Newbie0818 got to say though, your chart looks a bit like mine did! FF could not pin point ovulation, and the cross hairs were days out. So 🤞 a weird chart brings you luck too!! 🍀

@Minster2012 he would be nowhere near as good if she hadn't passed when he was so young. His dad and him didn't have a great relationship so he left home pretty soon after. His brothers are 9 and 18 years older than him and by all accounts useless around the house as their mum was apparently lovely and nothing was too much for her boys. SiL says she was the nicest woman she ever knew and I'm truly gutted I never got to meet her and that she didn't live to see what a fantastic man her baby turned out to be. Oh fuck I just be hormonal, I'm never usually this nice or soppy about him 🙈

Oh and the stork is in my purse, don't want to display it too prominently as it's not broadcast that we are trying but I want to keep it near. It really made me smile today 😊

@Minster2012 hahaha every single fucking time!!

@Clairey844 woww how interesting!! I've always wanted to go and see a psychic but always nervous that they'd say something I didn't want to hear or know!

@paintfairy they do don't they! I even just started crying at the amazon advert!! My OH is rubbish in situations where he needs to give sympathy so he always just gives me a massive hug and kiss then tries to awkwardly make me laugh because he doesn't know what else to do, then tries to make me laugh about the ridiculous thing I was crying about😂

@Gem176 yeah I just kinda shove a finger up when wiping but never really understand what I'm searching for!

Marking my place 😊 thanks for setting up the new bus @Minster2012!

Bollocks missed the end of the last one. Did work and food and generally faffing.

Next possible testing date (providing OV comes as scheduled) is 10th Dec.
Someone mentioned dreaming of telling DH on Christmas Day. I keep thinking of that and I shouldn't get my hopes up that much before I'm even in the TWW. God I have an obsessive personality.

@Katao you asked about hobbies and seriously try most things. Big into knitting and crochet atm but tried diamond art, musical instruments, running, yoga, gaming just about everything once. I'm just impulsive and impatient. Knitting is my longest one.

Also I have no clue about cervix checking, a bit about CM but not from what it comes...

Buss 24

Marking a place so I can keep in touch too 🥰 @Minster2012 you will be a wonderful driver
@juno231 well done on keeping it going so well

@AHobbyaweek what is diamond art? Sounds intriguing!

I haven't (yet) cried at an advert, but there's still time

@Gem176 I think the stork is a lovely idea, so cute! & cervix I just shove a finger up too but it's felt different all the time & here I am still not pregnant so can't be very scientific! Plus, what is you have REALLY LONG fingers, should make a difference right!

@Nov2 hi! Welcome! It will be bus 24 in not so long 😂

Pictures made from tiny little coloured blocks stuck on sticky backing. Sounds shit and some of them are but I made some nice ones.

Hey, I'm here too! Not sure if I was missed or if my name was just put in wrong? I'm due to test 1st December.

Currently lay next to my OH who has fallen asleep. No sexy time for me tonight 😒

@Vil10 I'm so confused by it all 🤣 give it another 6 months of trying though and I'm sure I will have googled it to death and be doing it daily 🙈

@Minster2012 well I'm screwed then, got wee short fingers and some long-ish nails so maybe safer just to leave it.

Now for a silly question, if they can be reached by your fingers does that mean that when you have sex there is a willy just bouncing off your cervix 🤔 this thread is actually an education 🤣

👋 found you all

Just going to throw this out there but does anyone else feel they are playing a game of risk on the days where AF could arrive and still deciding to go to bed bottomless and liner free 😂 fingers crossed

@Minster2012 thanks for the thread marking my place! Have to admit the titles to the thread are fab. Keeping my fingers crossed for lots of positive news, definitely feel I’ll be with you in February though.

Morning ladies! Quick check in from me before I start my long journey to the scans....

@Joanna1009 I had your username down wrong my fault entirely so sorry! So pleased you found us though!🙌🏻

@AHobbyaweek I like that! Now I get your username too! And I'm a bit of an obsessive personality too

@2020mission ding ding! And yeah around AF time the first thing I do in the morning is check everywhere around me in bed 😂@lucyrp still dares go knickerless though! (That was in the days when we thought she might be regular 😘)

@Florence13 nope I'm kicking you ALL off with BFPs before then sweetie

@SarahTTC2020 hey! How are you? 😘

@AHobbyaweek I do knitting and crochet too
@2020mission I do go bottomless until it actually arrives, I don't like it and kinda wishful thinking, I guess

@Franklydear the most magical and life changing invention since the dawn of man 😱🍫

@Minster2012 haha yes! Dh has a cold and I refused to let him have more than one piece because he couldn't even taste it 🤣 I said once he can taste again he can have some.

@KateColx what??? Nooooo!

@blodyn91 ahhh I hope so lol my temp is high today again so at least it's doing what it's supposed to 🤞🏼 it would be so ironic if I got pregnant the cycle I finally get a fertility referral 😂

@AHobbyaweek don't start cervix checking, it's incredibly addictive and inaccurate haha.

@Gem176 Willies bouncing off your cervix, next bus name 🤣🤣🤣

Oh and good luck for your scans! Xx