Bus 22- TTC Nov/Dec with boobgasms, cl*t-ticklers, b*tt plugs & a learner driver

[Minster2012]

Bus 22- TTC Nov/Dec with boobgasms, cl*t-ticklers, threesomes, butt plugs & a learner driver

Jump aboard the longest bus route in history- we’ve been riding the bus since April...it’s a bumpy, humpy, sex toy filled road where we support each other to the hilt on this bloody hard journey whilst our bodies play f*ck boy & AF keeps spoiling the party...a sense of humour & no judgment required & NOTHING is off limits or TMI....

Put on your seatbelt cos we’ve got a learner driver at the wheel & I’m in it for the long haul 🥰❤️

JUNE 24 BFPs
JULY 11 BFPs
AUG 18 BFPs
SEP 4 BFPs
OCT 7 BFPs

November so far:
4 BFPs

Testing dates we’ve got down

@missgoldilocks - Nov 20th
@cinderella2020 - Nov 20th
@2020mission - Nov 19th
@Djmum83 - Nov 19th/20th but PAIS addict in da house!
@vil10 - Nov 20th-23rd depending on will power
@kirky658 - Nov 21st
@franklydear - Nov 21st
@missgoldilocks - Nov 21st
@juno231 - Nov 22nd
@notyetamumbuttrying - Nov 22nd when not reading AIBU threads 🤪
@nestinginNL - Nov 23rd
@clairey844 - Nov 27th
@mrsbear1122 - Nov 28th
@2alreadywantanother - Nov 30th
@smushty14 - dec 1st
@chlo2701 - Dec 1st
@joanna1990
@paintfairy - dec 1st
@katao Dec 4th
@hopeful110 - Dec 12th

The naughty crew at the back
@gem176 - “sometime in Dec” 😆
@inkypaper
@sausage1990
@lucyrp - her body’s a f*ck boy so anyone’s guess!
@minster2012 - feb 14th

The dodgy looking voyeur you aren’t sure about sitting next to...
@skip1986

Not sure on dates or if they are hopping on for the ride but I need to get this thread up!
@florence13 - lovely lurker
@bellsb1
@ahobbyaweek
@amy00 - we’ve got your back 😘
@amy2503
@clolo
@dollybird89
@markygirl1995
@newbie0818
@pebbleinthesand
@adogisforlife91

Anyone I've forgotten I'm sorry, I'm only learning we will learn together ❤️

I've spoken to my GP tonight. I've been referred and I'm to wait to hear from them but she's no idea on timescales.

The good news is - I am ovulating. They were looking at the wrong test because I had them done the wrong way around (day 21 fell first). So I'm not menopausal and there's still a chance it can happen (hopefully). Fingers crossed.

Hi, on the way back home again, god, I am glad this day is over
I read everything, but it is too much to remember to respond, be well, my friends
Cd 27 and nothing, no pms either, don't know how long I can remain 🥒 I have a bad tummy, but not cramps, just the steroids I guess

@Minster2012 LOVE your doc Martins. Hubby's had his test, I don't get one as I don't have symptoms. I'm sure it's nothing, but yes choc and kfc delivery on the way 🙈

@paintfairy I thought you must be ovulating with your temp shift etc, glad they made a mistake but also how frustrating!

@Newbie0818 well that's what I thought. So it made me doubt every single thing then! If opks and temp charting can be so wrong! So I do feel relieved that its not all incorrect and I can plod on for now.

@Kirky658 hope you can do it and hope no more all day zoom meetings 👎🏾

@paintfairy best of luck with it hun. Thank god your test results were alright in the end!

@lucyrp I think they'll work for you!!

Ahhhh ass fruit juice, I feel like we haven't spoken about this for so long, or does that just mean we've been on the bus forever?😂😂

So just shoved my finger up my foof and still no spotting!! Just wish she'd arrive already so she can fuck off! OH knew I've been a bit down so got home to all the clothes washing done, washed up, fresh bedding, house sparkling top to bottom and a steak stew in the slow cooker!! I knew there was a reason I was with him!

@paintfairy now you mention it yes I have had days of hard at it and other days of "oh no don't do that it's sensitive" to DH.
Do you think I could get away with "DH you have to check my cervix every day. No you can't have a headache"

@AHobbyaweek 🤣🤣🤣🤣 he doesn't use the headache excuse does he?
I find it really annoying when mine is in the way, I must admit! Bloody cervix. Shift! 🤣

@Vil10 that was basically me yesterday as I.just.knew. That AF was on her ugly way to haunt me!!! I've been feeling shitty today. The Backache has persisted, along with more period pains now. DH got back at 6 with a huge bar of Galaxy for me, also why I married him hehe x

Love all the little ways the dhs have of making things better without actually saying anything, mine included

Just caught up from today! Took me ages🙉 I'm currently in bed watching my soaps with a glass of ASS JUICE👏🏼👏🏼👏🏼🙋‍♀️🙋‍♀️

Beep beep I'm back home and zzzzzzz
(But still need to do exercise, hmmmm)

@paintfairy oooo maybe that's why I'm also like sometimes "ram me" 🤪cos my cervix is higher or lower?!! We could be solving mysteries of the universe here 🥳

@Katao im a medical marvel! I always feel under the microscope, once when I went in years ago my consultant introduced me to a junior doctor as "THIS is patient 312 in the study" and he went "oh wow we've just studied your case...god you look so, so, well?? Much better than I expected!" And I was like "you mean not dead?!" Don't forget there's so MANY things that have to line up to get a BFP it's not just getting the sperm to meet the egg, it's fertilising (which doesn't always happen), then implanting successfully & overall being a good "profile" embryo. So no wonder it can take longer & benefit a nudge from science

@LaceyMermaid there's still time for you don't worry but ISWYM about the other DC bring "easier to conceive" so disappointing

@notyetamumbuttrying / @lucyrp yes remember the wives tale about cough medicine!

@Kirky658 7 hours of a sales meeting....sheesh I thought my day was bad. Oh yeah ass fruit juice (grapefruit juice, a lot of us drank the golden Tropicana one) increases CM...and I actually like ass fruit juice part one (grapefruit) most ladies on our bus hate it and it def worked for me! But ass fruit juice part two (pomegranate) for a good fluffy womb lining...that tastes like soil. But it's part of our mantra here & there's a lot of ewcm around with ass fruit juice!

OMG do you not know the baby making powers of ass fruit juice, ...Oreo chocolate...pizza, & pouffe sex?? God I also forget some of us have been around too long...🤣we had a month where lots of ppl got BFPs & there was a theme of these magical ingredients. That's why we always talk about Oreo chocolate 😋

@amy2503 hello again! I tried to tag you at the depot of the bus but I failed in my first tagging post, of course...long as you drink ass fruit juice

@paintfairy they mixed your tests up 🤦🏼‍♀️but it's a good thing overall on ovulating that's great! Just gotta catch it, have it fertilise, then burrow in deep. The embryo that is....

@Newbie0818 thank you! I always get comments on my sequin docs! They make me (& others) happy...all hoping fir a negative for hubby

@Vil10 GET YOUR HANDS OUT OF YOUR PUSSY & STOP POKING!! That's what OH's dick is for ....jayyyssssus it's like you want AF!

Going back to another bus & another cervix...@lucyrp didn't you get OH to have a finger poke?!! That's true love ladies!

@Franklydear chill out now. NOW

In my TTC news I used the journey home to speak to IVF clinic & say how long do we leave it before doing something about no AF...& they said 2 weeks & then take northisterone to bring it on...especially as if AF is here then they would have said we can't use this period as things are pushed back a month cos of Covid & my transfer won't be til after Xmas so I would be on northisterone at that point for longer (start day 21 of new cycle) so I guess no AF for a couple of weeks is ok if that's the case but I hope it doesn't get pushed back then especially as now even on BBC they are saying for Hull the Covid levels are "terrifying" & they are pushing fir school closures 😬😳I'm so pleased I'm in a village I can hide a bit but all of DH's customer base is around east York's mainly that area

@Minster2012 yes, sir
Hope they can work out your timings without keeping you on meds for ever, keep safe and hidden, I don’t know how you guys do it, our Covid levels are relatively low, and still terrifying

@Kirky658 it's so shit isn't it!! Glad our OH have sensed our moods😂

@Minster2012 I don't think I can't stand his schlong bouncing off my cervix when I have pains🤢

@Minster2012 glad that it all seemed to go smoothly for you in all your scans today☺️ Gota love a McDonald's brekkie!
I remember the bus when it was all about Oreo pizza & poufaaaaa sex! Feels so long ago now!

Blimey there's loads to catch up on today!

@Kirky658 a 6 hour zoom call is just not ok. You must be feeling fried now!

@Minster2012 glad all your tests today went alright 😊 Fingers crossed your IVF doesn't get pushed back!!

@paintfairy Hurray for ovulation! It sucks that they got things mixed up and put you through all that though ☹️

I've had a lot of cramps today, trying to work out if it's af or IBS or something else 😂 can't tell the difference anymore. Hoping the blood tests next week give some kind or answer but dreading it. Either they're normal and there's no explanation for the endless period from hell or there's something wrong with me that they might not be able to fix.

Also, on top of that, after falling down the stairs yesterday, I'm thoroughly bruised, thoroughly sore and thoroughly fed up!! OK, whine over. I'll shush now.

@Minster2012 the marble chocolate was me 😂🙋🏼‍♀️ also another thing I've now gone off, essentially anything I ate between weeks 4-8 are now a no go 😂 pleased your tests went well and LOVE your boots! 😍 x

@inkypaper put it this way, wine is my friend right now. The only fun thing about the 6 hour call was me making jokes about how much younger than the rest of my team I am 🤣

@minster2012 glad the tests went OK hun, fingers crossed for the next step to go all OK with the IVF x

@InkyPaper oh my god! Just casually mention you've fallen down the stairs... hope you’re ok

@Franklydear I'm fine thanks ♥️ I fell yesterday morning - so chuffed at finally getting a doctor's appointment I missed a step going downstairs and went flying. Luckily the first impact was my bum so that cushioned things a bit 😂 just bruised down my right side and I've pulled muscles in my neck and arms. It sounds worse than it is!

@Vil10 🤣 shoving your finger up.

@Franklydear I think DHs are just subtle. Sometimes useless. But they try in their own little way.

@Minster2012 you like being rammed when its higher. 🤣🤣🤣 I hope everything works out in preparation for your IVF. The covid thing really isn't helpful.

@InkyPaper jeez. Doesn't sound like you are having a fun time at all. 😔

@paintfairy hahaha I knew it

@minster2012 @Skip86 nope can only roll fwd 5 and can't cash any in - never worked anywhere where I could tbh!

@lucyrp the reason they say to stop EPO in the LP is cause it can cause contractions which might interfere with implantation. I'm sure if you stop 3-4 days after OV you should be fine though as it's still before implantation?

Here are the initial thoughts on floorplans, although like I said I'm not a fan of the ground floor ones as they all push the kitchen further out into the garden and we can't afford that. Most floor plans I've seen have got a utility in the bit she's labelled the snug 🤔

@Juno231 I love looking at floorplans - I've spent hours looking at houses and floorplans on Rightmove 😂 These look cool but if you don't like the ground floor ones can you not go back and get them to fix it?

@InkyPaper 100% - these are just brain farts, we haven't even met with the architect to properly go through stuff, she's just brainstorming based on some of the stuff we've said. I'm finding it super tricky though as there are a million ways of doing it 😅

Ooohh good I had home made pizza tonight. I cheated and used a nann bread base but is that good for luck?
I get ass juice is good but I substitute with orange gin?