Bus 22- TTC Nov/Dec with boobgasms, cl*t-ticklers, b*tt plugs & a learner driver

[Minster2012]

Bus 22- TTC Nov/Dec with boobgasms, cl*t-ticklers, threesomes, butt plugs & a learner driver

Jump aboard the longest bus route in history- we’ve been riding the bus since April...it’s a bumpy, humpy, sex toy filled road where we support each other to the hilt on this bloody hard journey whilst our bodies play f*ck boy & AF keeps spoiling the party...a sense of humour & no judgment required & NOTHING is off limits or TMI....

Put on your seatbelt cos we’ve got a learner driver at the wheel & I’m in it for the long haul 🥰❤️

JUNE 24 BFPs
JULY 11 BFPs
AUG 18 BFPs
SEP 4 BFPs
OCT 7 BFPs

November so far:
4 BFPs

Testing dates we’ve got down

@missgoldilocks - Nov 20th
@cinderella2020 - Nov 20th
@2020mission - Nov 19th
@Djmum83 - Nov 19th/20th but PAIS addict in da house!
@vil10 - Nov 20th-23rd depending on will power
@kirky658 - Nov 21st
@franklydear - Nov 21st
@missgoldilocks - Nov 21st
@juno231 - Nov 22nd
@notyetamumbuttrying - Nov 22nd when not reading AIBU threads 🤪
@nestinginNL - Nov 23rd
@clairey844 - Nov 27th
@mrsbear1122 - Nov 28th
@2alreadywantanother - Nov 30th
@smushty14 - dec 1st
@chlo2701 - Dec 1st
@joanna1990
@paintfairy - dec 1st
@katao Dec 4th
@hopeful110 - Dec 12th

The naughty crew at the back
@gem176 - “sometime in Dec” 😆
@inkypaper
@sausage1990
@lucyrp - her body’s a f*ck boy so anyone’s guess!
@minster2012 - feb 14th

The dodgy looking voyeur you aren’t sure about sitting next to...
@skip1986

Not sure on dates or if they are hopping on for the ride but I need to get this thread up!
@florence13 - lovely lurker
@bellsb1
@ahobbyaweek
@amy00 - we’ve got your back 😘
@amy2503
@clolo
@dollybird89
@markygirl1995
@newbie0818
@pebbleinthesand
@adogisforlife91

Anyone I've forgotten I'm sorry, I'm only learning we will learn together ❤️

@paintfairy is your chat with the gp today? Best of luck!

Loving this bus - thank you for the revival Minster!

Architect sent through very very first draft ideas for our house and I'm not a fan of any of the ground floor options. Been browsing floorplans on pinterest for ages but tbh I have no clue what I want as I find it so hard to visualise things or decide on whether one thing is better than another...

@lucyrp this is my first cycle taking them and my cycles were 30 days then after I'd taken those tablets to delay my period they've been 33 days but this cycle is looking like it's going to be a 29 day one, so they've definitely worked!! Hope they do for you too!

@paintfairy that's literally like mine! You know they mean well but they just can't find the words! Suppose though we'd rather them give us a reassuring hug or hand on the leg than nothing!x

@Gem176 how long are your cycles normally?

@Katao I'm a bit the same. I don't really know how far I want to go with it, but i at least need to know why its not happening.

@Juno231 yes its tonight. Watch this space. 🤣

@notyetamumbuttrying @Missgoldilocks am I right in thinking you have tried soya? What were your thoughts? I took it for 3 months (had to stop as I was going to gp for tests) but I'm thinking of doing it again next month.

@Vil10 yeah I'm hoping they do something for me but not holding out too much hope as usual. CD14 and no ovulation yet probably won't happen for another 20 days 😂

@Vil10 28 days, regular as clockwork. No idea what happened this month.

Ladies, I braved work, I am ok, just work with assholes, guess how many people including management asked how I am?... My DH doesn't say anything either, just makes sure my every whimp is materialized, no matter how ridiculous

@paintfairy @laceymermaid was also taking soy. Maybe she can help if she jumps aboard again 🙂

@AHobbyaweek when I saw the sign for the big pet shop I was like "ooooooo I hope they have animals I can stare at for a bit!" Feckin guinea pig, who spells like that?!

@Vil10 no I hope it's not right...if it's any consolation when I got my BFP my rhr didn't change at all so I hope it's just a rouse cos you are thinking like that bout the seven seas

@Katao it's not insensitive, as I said before my DH had a breakdown just before our appointment fir go ahead saying "I don't want a baby LIKE THIS". But try to think of it as just finding out the slight tweak that might need to be made & then science helps you out. Or you might get pregnant before then...it could be the "well we'll relax a bit as we know we've got an appointment as back up" to enjoy Xmas? I know a lot of couples who have "unexplained infertility" and were given clomid or then IVF & now they have babies. It's a positive step lovely ☺️❤️😘But like @Missgoldilocks says it's a valid fear to think "what if they say I'm broken?" It's a natural want for a baby & we don't like thinking we can't satisfy that. Btw my friend who I met on Mumsnet last time got told by her health visitor before her baby arrived "watch out for your cats...they are sneaky, we don't trust them around babies" WTF?! Needless to say all is well & her boy tries endlessly to play with the cats and they are like "when is it leaving mum?"

@paintfairy are you on about the cat hugging you or OH? And why do they think you aren't ovulating from what tests if it's before CD14?

@Juno231 I forgot to ask can you not get paid out for your holiday if you haven't been able to take it as so busy & you can only roll over 5 days? Oooo can we see the architect plans? You could start a thread asking MN about it...I read loads of ones when doing our house like "if you were renovating what things MUST you have?" For ideas!

Dear Tuesday diary...found some fluffy animals...found a B&M that was open...(no marble chocolate, who was that? I did look)...found a Mac Donald's & ate a fat breakfast in my car 😂🙌🏻MUST do exercise tonight

@Vil10 yes it's nice to know they care. In their own little way!

@Minster2012 DH hugging. I don't have a cat. 😂 But then it sounds like that's a good thing from what you just said! 🤣
And I had blood tests (not this cycle) at the Drs. Day 2 and 21. Usually my cycles are 26 days ish and those ones were. But this one is apparently doing its own thing. I've had no tests done on this cycle. And I'm only half tracking as the Dr told me not to and to relax. 🙄

Now I want McDonald's.....

@Minster2012 thankssss for taking over the steering wheel! 👌 that McDonald's looks good! We had KFC last night...dinner was so late because picked up DD from preschool and whilst in shop she threw up everywhere :( and its been non stop! So a sleepless night and a bbt write off for today :( on plus side...my pre seed arrived 🤭 gonna test it out tonight as femometer reckons il ovulate this Sunday cd14 and premom and FF next Thursday cd18. :D just sooooooo tired today 😴

@Juno231 I'd be exactly the same, wouldn't know what id want or how to get ideas across. I would like to see things in reality. Would looking at actual photographs of house on selling sitesgive you better ideas than floor plans?
@Minster2012 I've looked at my dates and should have two chances to get pregnant between now and the appointment if my cycle plays ball. 😬 no pressure 😂🙈At least my body seems to be playing ball this month. I've had positive opk, ewcm and ovulation pains, lead up yo ovulation well covered, so surely in with a chance 🤞🤞🤞

@katao @paintfairy still here just lurking
I took for three months, 11dpo Currently (3rd month) currently. Brought my ov from cd19 to cd13/14 but no bfp so probably going to stop next month. Doesn’t seem to have worked for me!

@paintfairy soy isoflavones fucked my cycles I'm coming out at the other end 3 months later but still. Don't actually know when I ovulated :/ due on soon that's all I know. Hoping next month will I will be completely normal cycle again lol

@Minster2012 I said about the cat I think? He continually wants to make biscuits on me when I'm. Due on. Then when I'm bleeding he. Goes back to being normal lol weird cat

@lucyrp keep positive!! It might just be a few days later, a few times with my ovulation I've had low then the day after got my peak!

@Gem176 Hmm it could be anything, stress, exercise, tired?

@Minster2012 I hope that's case!! Because usually when my rhr drops I start spotting, I've shoved a finger up and no spotting at all, clean, so I'm confused!! Ohhh that McDonald's breakfast looks unreal!!

@Vil10 I'm not expecting miracles this time but I am hoping for a cycle that's shorter than 50ish days. I can hope I guess !😂

Everyone should have a Mac Donald's now! That's the first one I've had in years!
@paintfairy ah I see, just relax then, it'll happen (LOL)

Oh no @Hopeful110 I hope DD is feeling better that sounds like a rubbish night for you all & you can get to use the preseed (we expect your review tomorrow please)

@Katao seeee, 2 more chances, easy 😂🤣you've done as much as you can so rellllaaaxxxx!!

@LaceyMermaid hello! Didn't know if you wanted to be included, how you feeling at 11dpo? Or in general ☺️

@Missgoldilocks a normal cycle...What's that?! 🤣😂

Dear diary Tuesday....lunchtime...driven around Leeds aimlessly Looking for a petrol station, as opposed to doing what I had planned thinking of Xmas ideas to do with DS...found some nice chocolate though & ate the rocky road...now feel like a big fat whale.

Note to self...DON't eat shitloads before having body photographed for moles...it makes you feel very self conscious.

Note note to self...MUST do exercise tonight.

@paintfairy yeah just two months for me as on the 2nd month I felt such strong ov pains I nearly took painkillers, I was so uncomfortable. Just no point taking them for me as until his sperm improve there's nothing more I can do to myself.
@Minster2012 bloody love a maccers breakfast 😋 and a Costas treat too, you are winning today!! I'm about to tuck into a wispa gold 🤤

@Minster2012 I know. Dunno why I didn't think of that. 🤣

@LaceyMermaid @Missgoldilocks really? Interesting. I didn't get BFP (obviously) and they didn't really alter my cycle. The first month I took it earlier and I felt it bought my ovulation forward (don't want that) but the next few I took day 4 onwards. I definitely had more cm and I felt a higher sex drive. I also spot in my LP. The months I took it I only spotted the last 3 days. The last 2 months I've spotted most days (after stopping it). So I thought it was maybe helping?

I'm wondering if to try b6 again as well.

@notyetamumbuttrying which ones did you take and how much? I wish I felt it was happening!

But I know its me and not DH as his SA was reasonable.

Ladies, any opinions welcome ... but I'm thinking about starting to take EPO as I never notice a difference in CM and hoping if I take those I may notice EWCM but my problem is I never know I've definitely ovulated until 4 days later and you're supposed to stop taking them once you've ovulated. Do we think 4 days will make a difference in a bad way or is it okay to take them ? 😬

Is anyone drinking ass fruit juice any more? Is it just me (the irony going for IVF so pretty pointless) who is drinking ass fruit juice 1 🍍and ass fruit juice 2...pomegranate (no emoji for that, I wonder why?) I feel we need to share the ass fruit juice love seeing as the thread got loads of BFPs around then & CLEARLY it must be the ass fruit juice, pizza & Oreo chocolate?

You know when your mum or your auntie used to say "you should always wear matching underwear, you never know when you might have to strip or go into hospital?" Yeah guess who forgot that at 6am this morning & it turns out having your entire body photographed for medicine makes you feel a bit like a dead body on Silent witness...especially when the person photographing is about as lifeless as you feel.

@paintfairy these ones. Just one a day before bed on day 5-8 for stronger ovulation. It also made me ov later as I'm an early ov'r. You can take them earlier to release more eggs and earlier. Read up on when's best for you depending on what you want to achieve. There's a thread on here about them. I stuck to 50mg a day but most go up to 100mg esp on the last couple of days.

@Minster2012 of course 👌🤞 it works this month! Xx

Helloooo!! Thanks a million to @Juno231 for getting us here, and @Minster2012 for taking the wheel 🚌 not gonna lie, the narcissist in me loves that I have my very own category in the intro 🤣

@Gem176 excellent question re cervix/willy whacking. Will read on to see if any wise women have the answer...

@AHobbyaweek good for you, I need to find me a hobby that doesn't involve laundry.

@Kirky658 noooooo!! Sending hugs and vino xx

@Katao oh love, no need to apologise, everyone is travelling on their own journey through this and it is entirely understandable that you feel nervous. I know you may feel disappointed that your body hasn't yet done what you want it to, but just think of all the incredible things it HAS done and WILL do! But even if you do need a bit of extra assistance, it will be the journey that is entirely your own and gets you that babe that will be meant for you.

@Missgoldilocks look, with all due respect, cats are weird in general - stick with dogs 😜

@Juno231 OMG I bloody love looking at house plans!
And sorry, but it's total BS that you can only roll over 5 days leave!! Is that normal?

@lucyrp sorry I know nothing about EPO, but perhaps you need to get back on the ass fruit juice as Minster has suggested?!

@Minster2012 sounds like you're total boss of your scan day 🍔🍫🙌🏼 and I know it's not the formal report, but SO friggin excellent to hear no obvious issues on your first one! 👊🏼

I can never ever everrr go without underwear!! With my arse drain I permanently have a little pad catching muck that comes out, so underwear is essential to keep it all in! Gross, sorry 🙈 My poor foof never gets an airing.

@Kirky658 sorry about bloody af :( that always happens to me too, when I set a test date she arrives. Eat chocolate, get some rest and drink lots of tea xx

@Minster2012 I'm the same, always sleep in knickers.
Aww that bunny! Name??

@Franklydear well done for coping with work!

I for one have been sent home from school as dh has developed possible covid symptoms and had to book a test. So we are self isolating until we find out. Joy.