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Bus 22- TTC Nov/Dec with boobgasms, cl*t-ticklers, b*tt plugs & a learner driver

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Minster2012 · 16/11/2020 20:23

Bus 22- TTC Nov/Dec with boobgasms, cl*t-ticklers, threesomes, butt plugs & a learner driver

Jump aboard the longest bus route in history- we’ve been riding the bus since April...it’s a bumpy, humpy, sex toy filled road where we support each other to the hilt on this bloody hard journey whilst our bodies play f*ck boy & AF keeps spoiling the party...a sense of humour & no judgment required & NOTHING is off limits or TMI....

Put on your seatbelt cos we’ve got a learner driver at the wheel & I’m in it for the long haul 🥰❤️

JUNE 24 BFPs
JULY 11 BFPs
AUG 18 BFPs
SEP 4 BFPs
OCT 7 BFPs

November so far:
4 BFPs

Testing dates we’ve got down

@missgoldilocks - Nov 20th
@cinderella2020 - Nov 20th
@2020mission - Nov 19th
@Djmum83 - Nov 19th/20th but PAIS addict in da house!
@vil10 - Nov 20th-23rd depending on will power
@kirky658 - Nov 21st
@franklydear - Nov 21st
@missgoldilocks - Nov 21st
@juno231 - Nov 22nd
@notyetamumbuttrying - Nov 22nd when not reading AIBU threads 🤪
@nestinginNL - Nov 23rd
@clairey844 - Nov 27th
@mrsbear1122 - Nov 28th
@2alreadywantanother - Nov 30th
@smushty14 - dec 1st
@chlo2701 - Dec 1st
@joanna1990
@paintfairy - dec 1st
@katao Dec 4th
@hopeful110 - Dec 12th

The naughty crew at the back
@gem176 - “sometime in Dec” 😆
@inkypaper
@sausage1990
@lucyrp - her body’s a f*ck boy so anyone’s guess!
@minster2012 - feb 14th

The dodgy looking voyeur you aren’t sure about sitting next to...
@skip1986

Not sure on dates or if they are hopping on for the ride but I need to get this thread up!
@florence13 - lovely lurker
@bellsb1
@ahobbyaweek
@amy00 - we’ve got your back 😘
@amy2503
@clolo
@dollybird89
@markygirl1995
@newbie0818
@pebbleinthesand
@adogisforlife91

Anyone I've forgotten I'm sorry, I'm only learning we will learn together ❤️

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AHobbyaweek · 23/11/2020 08:25

@NestinginNL that blanket is amazing. I might start backing my blankets as I hate weaving in ends. Wispy line sounds promising!!

@Sausage1990 I like a bit of cross stitch too and please share your masks when they are done!

@Franklydear they are all lovely ☺️

@Mrsbear1122 hopefully just a bit early but spotting is annoying. I was given a cross trainer at the end of lockdown one and it has actually had some use which is a miracle.

Smushty14 · 23/11/2020 08:27

@Franklydear Wow those are amazing! - the knitting that is! I did start to learn to knit but I always had to get my mum to start me off 🤣

I'm anything but artistic! I can't draw or do anything arty really.

@Joanna1009 Ahahaha oh bless her! At least she is trying! That has made my Monday morning haha

@Mrsbear1122 Ooh what treadmill did you get? I'm currently eyeing up an exercise bike but so undecided on which one to go for. I would love the peloton but at £1800ish plus you still have to pay for a membership or watch YouTube videos I'm a bit put off!

@NestinginNL that sounds very positive 🤞🏻🤞🏻🤞🏻

I know I'm only 6dp but I feel different.... like something isn't quite right but I can't put my finger on it.

This is gonna sound ridiculous but I sneezed last night and my entire stomach (lack of abs) all tensed and when I finished sneezing they didn't stop tensing but the rest of my body did- actually really hurt 🤣🤣

notyetamumbuttrying · 23/11/2020 08:36

@Minster2012 I didn't come on yesterday. My LP must finally be bk to normal now so I'll be on tomorrow unless there's a miracle of course!
@Franklydear wow you're talented too, very nice!
@MimiRai are you wanting to know about Soya? I took them for two cycles. Didn't like the increased ov pain so I won't be taking them again. Did what I wanted tho which was ov later as I took them from cd5 to 9. I usual ov cd10 so it pushed it to cd12.

Florence13 · 23/11/2020 08:43

@Franklydear aww they are amazing!! You are so talented and definitely inspiring me to give it a go to pass some of this TTC time.

@Joanna1009 that has made my day 😂

Mrsbear1122 · 23/11/2020 08:43

@Smushty14 got the domyos run 100 from decathlon which isn't too expensive, but good reviews. I used to do 5k parkrun and odd running during the week but stopped during lockdown and TTC so want to get back into it

Florence13 · 23/11/2020 08:43

@notyetamumbuttrying hoping you have a miracle

Kirky658 · 23/11/2020 08:53

@mrsbear1122 I did parkrun as well, really miss it 😔 luckily since we've moved house my parents' neighbour is into running so we do a run together Mon/Weds/Fri mornings & I go on my own Sundays.

notyetamumbuttrying · 23/11/2020 08:53

@Florence13 aww thank you! How's things with you?

Franklydear · 23/11/2020 09:15

Thank you everybody, that’s why I don’t show the disasters...
back from the school run from hell, things wrong with the world today:

  1. It is Monday, not Sunday
  2. Why is the weekend only 2days
  3. Still 4 weeks till Xmas
  4. No Xmas in Spain, are we even getting presents?
  5. School, all learning, no play in year 6 like the little ones get
  6. At least school will be doing Xmas bits, streamed no parents
  7. We are not doing Boxing Day, sounds boring
  8. It’s cold
lucyrp · 23/11/2020 09:26

@Mrsbear1122 I used to do park run before lockdown! Normally every other weekend when I wasn't working and enjoyed it!

Franklydear · 23/11/2020 09:27

@Minster2012 gentle reminder that you need to take the last post for the link

Minster2012 · 23/11/2020 09:37

Oh no I had a new thread written out & now it's gone
😩😩😩😩

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paintfairy · 23/11/2020 09:57

@MimiRai I tried soya. I felt it helped my spotting and I had no negative affects. I took it CD 2 the first time and I felt it bought my ovulation forward (not what I wanted) so I took it CD 4 onwards the next 2 months. Cycle length was normal. I started with a lower dose and eventually increased to 200mg with no side effects. I took it at night in case though. However I've since read you are actually supposed to take it in a morning. So next time I will try that. I used the tesco ones.

MimiRai · 23/11/2020 10:02

@notyetamumbuttrying @Missgoldilocks and @paintfairy thank you all for sharing your experiences. It good to know what side effects to expect.My cycles are irregular so thinking it may help.
I have a tesco delivery this week so may add it to the order Smile

Franklydear · 23/11/2020 10:03

So I call the bestie, she’s still screaming.... she is working from home and had to hang up cos she has a video call, I hope she can keep her composure... she is now frantically looking for baby things around the house

Minster2012 · 23/11/2020 10:06

@Juno231 how do you get a new thread so it tags ppl in the intro? It's still not working for me. 😩I'm the shittest bus driver ever

In other news it's DHs birthday today, he went off to work this morning at 6.30 instead of having the week off to go to Center Parcs as was pre Covid plan, he's very stressed now as our area very high Covid & we are trying to set up bubbles for WFH & coming in for ppl so that everyone is safe & the business can still run, in a business that in no way can really run from home. We just have to know that ppl won't do anything from home as there's not much they can but it will be safer. I, as a lovely wife with DS asleep, muttered "happy birthday" & went back to sleep 😂🤣. Since DS Been awake we've made him a card, FaceTimed him singing happy birthday and he cut us off saying he had to go! Humph.

It's mega frosty here today so we might be curling up with hot drinks shortly & licking our wounds

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Franklydear · 23/11/2020 10:09

Can you get the thread up and the tag in the first post? @Minster2012

Minster2012 · 23/11/2020 10:11

I might have to @Franklydear but I'm sure I've seen others where's it's tagged in the intro

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Chlo2701 · 23/11/2020 10:15

@paintfairy with the vitb6 did you take it all through your cycle or just certain time in your cycle? I finally got my peak today, CD20🙄 & due AF a week tomorrow so thinking of going to Tesco & boots to see if they've got any, & start taking them today. I figure it's better to try taking something to see if it gives me an extra day on my LP

Franklydear · 23/11/2020 10:19

Keep safe @Minster2012 and dh, what a horror worry to have on your birthday, at least you guys had a fab weekend

Minster2012 · 23/11/2020 10:20

Wait I missed the bit about @NestinginNL testing & maybe seeing something ooooo everything crossed 🤞🏻🤞🏻🤞🏻

And @Smushty14 let’s hope that feeling different is not trapped wind and same for @Katao & @Juno231 too!! Bloody bodies! Mind tricks I tell you! 😬

Dog & child walking now & my hands are FROZEN! Winter is coming! Or here. Def here.

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paintfairy · 23/11/2020 10:20

@Chlo2701 I took the b vits all the way through my cycle. I have read various other methods of taking it part cycle though.

I didn't take the b vits on the same months as the soya though.

Juno231 · 23/11/2020 10:29

@Minster2012 It should work the same way as in a normal post I think! just @ followed by name. Unless I never realised my tags didn't work all that time lol?

@paintfairy @Katao def not trapped wind but pretty sure it's just progesterone and nothing BFP related for me - I have had it on multiple cycles :(

My temps and RHR are still kinda not doing anything, no AF yet either. Just waiting for her to show now!

Bus 22- TTC Nov/Dec with boobgasms, cl*t-ticklers, b*tt plugs & a learner driver
Chlo2701 · 23/11/2020 10:32

@paintfairy thankyou. I did wonder if it was ok to take the Soy & vit b the same month🤔 decisions decisions 🙉

Minster2012 · 23/11/2020 10:33

Hmmmm @Juno231 I tried it and it didn’t bold any name, it’s ok I will do in first post instead. Stay positive 🤞🏻Are you working less this week for electrocution dick??

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