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Bus 22- TTC Nov/Dec with boobgasms, cl*t-ticklers, b*tt plugs & a learner driver

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Minster2012 · 16/11/2020 20:23

Bus 22- TTC Nov/Dec with boobgasms, cl*t-ticklers, threesomes, butt plugs & a learner driver

Jump aboard the longest bus route in history- we’ve been riding the bus since April...it’s a bumpy, humpy, sex toy filled road where we support each other to the hilt on this bloody hard journey whilst our bodies play f*ck boy & AF keeps spoiling the party...a sense of humour & no judgment required & NOTHING is off limits or TMI....

Put on your seatbelt cos we’ve got a learner driver at the wheel & I’m in it for the long haul 🥰❤️

JUNE 24 BFPs
JULY 11 BFPs
AUG 18 BFPs
SEP 4 BFPs
OCT 7 BFPs

November so far:
4 BFPs

Testing dates we’ve got down

@missgoldilocks - Nov 20th
@cinderella2020 - Nov 20th
@2020mission - Nov 19th
@Djmum83 - Nov 19th/20th but PAIS addict in da house!
@vil10 - Nov 20th-23rd depending on will power
@kirky658 - Nov 21st
@franklydear - Nov 21st
@missgoldilocks - Nov 21st
@juno231 - Nov 22nd
@notyetamumbuttrying - Nov 22nd when not reading AIBU threads 🤪
@nestinginNL - Nov 23rd
@clairey844 - Nov 27th
@mrsbear1122 - Nov 28th
@2alreadywantanother - Nov 30th
@smushty14 - dec 1st
@chlo2701 - Dec 1st
@joanna1990
@paintfairy - dec 1st
@katao Dec 4th
@hopeful110 - Dec 12th

The naughty crew at the back
@gem176 - “sometime in Dec” 😆
@inkypaper
@sausage1990
@lucyrp - her body’s a f*ck boy so anyone’s guess!
@minster2012 - feb 14th

The dodgy looking voyeur you aren’t sure about sitting next to...
@skip1986

Not sure on dates or if they are hopping on for the ride but I need to get this thread up!
@florence13 - lovely lurker
@bellsb1
@ahobbyaweek
@amy00 - we’ve got your back 😘
@amy2503
@clolo
@dollybird89
@markygirl1995
@newbie0818
@pebbleinthesand
@adogisforlife91

Anyone I've forgotten I'm sorry, I'm only learning we will learn together ❤️

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Juno231 · 23/11/2020 10:37

@Minster2012 If it helps they're bold in this original post so I think it worked here? This week is horrendous work wise so I expect I'll be working long hours and stressing out... I need to spruce myself up today as well (eg get dressed, brush hair, do makeup) as apparently I have a training sesh at 1.30pm which requires me to have my camera on lol. Less electrocution man this week though so that's a plus!

Minster2012 · 23/11/2020 10:40

I think it worked for some on hers but not others! And I don't want to offend people!

Wait we are meant to brush hair & do make up??? 😂mind you I did this weekend to go to the market, I was like "la la la we we going OUT OUT!!" That was our date 😂🤣

I hope it's not too bad fir you, sounds like you work VERY HARD. Sending hugs

NEW BUS

Bus 23- willies bouncing off cervix’s 🍆& downing prenatals with mouthfuls of jizz. TTC Nov/Dec 🚌 www.mumsnet.com/Talk/conception/4087445-bus-23-willies-bouncing-off-cervix-s-downing-prenatals-with-mouthfuls-of-jizz-ttc-nov-dec

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lucyrp · 23/11/2020 10:42

@Minster2012 it definitely worked the first time because I had a notification to say you'd created a new post ??

Juno231 · 23/11/2020 10:42

Thanks for the new bus, bus driver!

paintfairy · 23/11/2020 10:45

@Chlo2701 I'm honestly not sure if you can or not. I just didn't.

Franklydear · 23/11/2020 10:46

@Minster2012 I got a notification too

Minster2012 · 23/11/2020 10:48

Boom ya!! Getting the hang of it by bus 40 when I test I'll be a pro 😂

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Franklydear · 23/11/2020 11:14

Time to fill this bus with memes then, it’s a new tradition, we’ve done it the last few

Minster2012 · 23/11/2020 11:40

Cos it's Monday

Bus 22- TTC Nov/Dec with boobgasms, cl*t-ticklers, b*tt plugs & a learner driver
Bus 22- TTC Nov/Dec with boobgasms, cl*t-ticklers, b*tt plugs & a learner driver
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notyetamumbuttrying · 23/11/2020 11:51

Can't remember if I shared this one or not but it's very funny and scarily accurate!!

Bus 22- TTC Nov/Dec with boobgasms, cl*t-ticklers, b*tt plugs & a learner driver
Franklydear · 23/11/2020 12:26

It doesn’t let me post memes 😭

Chlo2701 · 23/11/2020 12:32

Here's my contribution to the memes

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Franklydear · 23/11/2020 12:34

@Chlo2701 that’s a good one

Chlo2701 · 23/11/2020 12:39

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Chlo2701 · 23/11/2020 12:40

Sent these ones to my OH 🤣

Bus 22- TTC Nov/Dec with boobgasms, cl*t-ticklers, b*tt plugs & a learner driver
Bus 22- TTC Nov/Dec with boobgasms, cl*t-ticklers, b*tt plugs & a learner driver
Chlo2701 · 23/11/2020 12:40

X

Chlo2701 · 23/11/2020 12:40

X

Bus 22- TTC Nov/Dec with boobgasms, cl*t-ticklers, b*tt plugs & a learner driver
Chlo2701 · 23/11/2020 12:41

X

Bus 22- TTC Nov/Dec with boobgasms, cl*t-ticklers, b*tt plugs & a learner driver
Chlo2701 · 23/11/2020 12:41

How bloody true is this!!!

Bus 22- TTC Nov/Dec with boobgasms, cl*t-ticklers, b*tt plugs & a learner driver
Minster2012 · 23/11/2020 12:46

Those are brilliant @Chlo2701

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LauraT94 · 23/11/2020 12:48

Entered a Cosatto pram giveaway and had about 5 people message asking if I had 'something to tell them' 🙄

Minster2012 · 23/11/2020 13:01

Ha ha! We wish!

Bus 22- TTC Nov/Dec with boobgasms, cl*t-ticklers, b*tt plugs & a learner driver
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Franklydear · 23/11/2020 13:04

Fantastic people, love you all

Chlo2701 · 23/11/2020 13:10

@Minster2012 love the bus driver one! You used that one before & it made me chuckle😆

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