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Bus 22- TTC Nov/Dec with boobgasms, cl*t-ticklers, b*tt plugs & a learner driver

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Minster2012 · 16/11/2020 20:23

Bus 22- TTC Nov/Dec with boobgasms, cl*t-ticklers, threesomes, butt plugs & a learner driver

Jump aboard the longest bus route in history- we’ve been riding the bus since April...it’s a bumpy, humpy, sex toy filled road where we support each other to the hilt on this bloody hard journey whilst our bodies play f*ck boy & AF keeps spoiling the party...a sense of humour & no judgment required & NOTHING is off limits or TMI....

Put on your seatbelt cos we’ve got a learner driver at the wheel & I’m in it for the long haul 🥰❤️

JUNE 24 BFPs
JULY 11 BFPs
AUG 18 BFPs
SEP 4 BFPs
OCT 7 BFPs

November so far:
4 BFPs

Testing dates we’ve got down

@missgoldilocks - Nov 20th
@cinderella2020 - Nov 20th
@2020mission - Nov 19th
@Djmum83 - Nov 19th/20th but PAIS addict in da house!
@vil10 - Nov 20th-23rd depending on will power
@kirky658 - Nov 21st
@franklydear - Nov 21st
@missgoldilocks - Nov 21st
@juno231 - Nov 22nd
@notyetamumbuttrying - Nov 22nd when not reading AIBU threads 🤪
@nestinginNL - Nov 23rd
@clairey844 - Nov 27th
@mrsbear1122 - Nov 28th
@2alreadywantanother - Nov 30th
@smushty14 - dec 1st
@chlo2701 - Dec 1st
@joanna1990
@paintfairy - dec 1st
@katao Dec 4th
@hopeful110 - Dec 12th

The naughty crew at the back
@gem176 - “sometime in Dec” 😆
@inkypaper
@sausage1990
@lucyrp - her body’s a f*ck boy so anyone’s guess!
@minster2012 - feb 14th

The dodgy looking voyeur you aren’t sure about sitting next to...
@skip1986

Not sure on dates or if they are hopping on for the ride but I need to get this thread up!
@florence13 - lovely lurker
@bellsb1
@ahobbyaweek
@amy00 - we’ve got your back 😘
@amy2503
@clolo
@dollybird89
@markygirl1995
@newbie0818
@pebbleinthesand
@adogisforlife91

Anyone I've forgotten I'm sorry, I'm only learning we will learn together ❤️

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Franklydear · 22/11/2020 22:25

@NestinginNL I also use cheap supermarket fleece throws as backing, much easier to do that flimsy fabric and soft and warm for babies.
Time for bed, today dh did all meals, bath time, cleaning and now putting ds to bed, on his only day off this week, I really need to start moving....

InkyPaper · 22/11/2020 22:27

@NestinginNL that's gorgeous! You're making me want to try crocheting again 😄 you'll have to share pics when your current blanket is completed

paintfairy · 22/11/2020 22:43

@Katao I'm 5dpo and earlier i felt the same! I decided it was trapped wind. 🤣 I used to think I felt definite things but they never amounted to anything, so now I assume its something else. I also thought 5dpo was too early anyway but then couldn't really decide. I just ate chocolate to distract myself.

notyetamumbuttrying · 22/11/2020 22:49

@NestinginNL you really are talented! That blanket looks great! Might ask for a crochet kit for Christmas 😃

Minster2012 · 22/11/2020 22:50

Wow you guys are all so talented!! I can make sloe gin, and I’ve made a few bibs before and taggy things out of a Frugi fabric but then my sewing machine broke
I sincerely hope so @notyetamumbuttrying ❤️

@Juno231 & @Katao stitch like pains you say 🤔 hoping it’s good!

& in the mean time there’s @Clairey844 & @NestinginNL riding it out 🤫🤞🏻& also @Goingforno2 hoping for this week & we’ve not even mentioned @notyetamumbuttrying you are down for today but have I missed something??

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Katao · 22/11/2020 22:53

@NestinginNL that's gorgeous!
@paintfairy yes i can't decide either 😂 5dpo is too early/maybe not too early you 🤪 you are so right though, I felt sort of 'off' earlier this cycle, just a bit nauseous and crampy and I thought ifvthis was the tww I'd be convinced I was pregnant ! We definitely overthink these things in the tww. It's going to be a long week 🙄😂

Sausage1990 · 22/11/2020 22:54

@nestinginNL wow those crochet squares are amazing! I'm very impressed and with your knitting skills @Franklydear!! I enjoy the craft talk 😊 I've tried to tech myself to knit & crochet but with very limited success... I love sewing, I am partial to a cross stich at times but im more into hand embroidery/embellishment and making things with my machine. I've made quite a few names buntings for friends babies, and things like that... And probably close to a hundred fabric face masks over the last few months. I'm currently in the middle of making a huge batch if Xmas masks which I'm excited about. I find it therapeutic lol I'll show you my masks when they're done if you like 😊

Yes definitely need to see the end product of the animal blanket @nestinginNL and @Franklydear can you show us some of your crafting? And anyone else who has craft skills?? I love seeing what people can do. Xx

Florence13 · 23/11/2020 03:01

Aww your all so talented I literally cannot do anything like that. Keeping my fingers crossed for some more BFPs over the next few days for everyone.

Franklydear · 23/11/2020 05:25

@Sausage1990 @Florence13 I got the bug when ds was born and everyone gave me such wonderful handmade gifts, i found out by chance that in my local community centre there is a knitting circle, so grab my newborn, and off I went, it was great in so many level, around 20 woman from 50-80 ish... they took me in, teach me the craft, supported me through motherhood, and were wonderful pseudo-grandmas to ds
The trick for me is practice, if you ruin it, you can undo it, and the pattern is just a guidance, I am notorious for not using them and making it up as I go along, they find it hilarious , about 4 years ago work got in the way, they meet Mondays afternoons, after all, everyone else is retired... I’ll look them up again

Florence13 · 23/11/2020 05:27

@Franklydear aww that sounds amazing might have to see if there is anything like that in my area as I would love to learn.

Franklydear · 23/11/2020 05:31

I’ll try to put some pics up later, is not letting me

Franklydear · 23/11/2020 05:54

Some things I did for me

Bus 22- TTC Nov/Dec with boobgasms, cl*t-ticklers, b*tt plugs & a learner driver
Franklydear · 23/11/2020 05:57

One by one then

Bus 22- TTC Nov/Dec with boobgasms, cl*t-ticklers, b*tt plugs & a learner driver
Franklydear · 23/11/2020 05:58

Another

Franklydear · 23/11/2020 05:59

Sofa blanket

Bus 22- TTC Nov/Dec with boobgasms, cl*t-ticklers, b*tt plugs & a learner driver
Franklydear · 23/11/2020 06:03

Ok, it stop working, the gloves are last winter fab, I made myself a couple and some to my bestie, she has cancer and one of the side effects of chemo, being cold, never left...
The handbag I made from scratch, what pattern? And my mum lined it, and put pockets on, actually that’s a nice story, we were visiting her and very unexpectedly and unseasonably, it rains straight for 3 days, so bad you couldn’t consider going outside, so we gather whatever fabric and wool there was in the house and made the project together, it is one of the nicest times I had with my mum, normally she is a bit controlling and doesn’t let me relax

MimiRai · 23/11/2020 06:41

Everyone is so talented! Love the handbag @Franklydear. I can't knit, crochet or make gin.

@lucyrp was it you who mentioned you taken soy isoflavones? I have scrolled back a few pages but can't see where it was mentioned. I have read up on it and might give it a try next cycle if I get a BFN this cycle. what brand and dosage do you use?

lucyrp · 23/11/2020 06:51

@MimiRai no wasn't me I'm afraid! There are a couple of ladies but can't remember who it was either 🥴

MimiRai · 23/11/2020 07:24

Thanks @lucyrp guess I better reread everything again Grin

Joanna1009 · 23/11/2020 07:41

Good morning ladies. I'm trying to read back and catch up but it's hard with getting ready for work and school etc. I'm a bit more relaxed now about ovulating, the LH peak came at CD 17 (going down very slowly though!) and the past 2 days my BBT has been elevated (currently on CD 21). My cycles do vary but it looks like it's the follicular phase and not the luteal phase that's variable so I'm changing my testing day to 4th December.

On a more funny note.....my 16 year old daughter is preparing herself a chicken salad for her school lunch. She just came to me holding a green leaf and said "mum this lettuce doesn't taste right" ermmmm that's because it's cabbage you fool 😂

Mrsbear1122 · 23/11/2020 07:51

Morning ladies, I gave in and took a test today at 10dpo, as white as it can be! Early yes, and my spotting is still continuing (5days straight) but one positive from it is I'm not pregnant and brown spotting as I read it could be a sign of ectopic which was scaring me. AF due on Thu/Fri, so we shall see then...

Other news, got a treadmill! Starting a wee home gym so hopefully can shed a bit of weight I have put on this year lol

Minster2012 · 23/11/2020 07:56

Morning!

@MimiRai I remember @Missgoldilocks might have used the soya before?

And @Franklydear they are lovely ❤️

My DSIL who has the same birthday as DH (actually today) has asked my mum fir a kit to start knitting for her birthday after mum keeps giving her lovely knitted bits for her baby

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Minster2012 · 23/11/2020 08:00

Ooo I posted too soon before @Joanna1009 😂😂i like cabbage in my salad maybe she does!

@Mrsbear1122 spotting is so annoying and frustrating but good for getting on the exercise vibe whoop
Whoop

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NestinginNL · 23/11/2020 08:02

Argh. I wish my Frers had arrived. I'm 10dpo and there was a tiny whisp of a very very very maybe faint line on a 10miu IC this morning, but it's probably nothing and I'm imagining it. I've lost all my cool though 🤣

They're not due to arrive till Wednesday 😒

Missgoldilocks · 23/11/2020 08:18

@mimirai hi, I used them and a few girls on here have and had different experiences. Mine was a bad one lol I got really bad headaches even tho I took the lowest dose and at night time, they also messed my cycles UK badly to the point I didn't know when I was ovulating and my cycles went from 29 days clock work to 33/32 days with late ovulation. If your cycles are fine I wouldn't try but that's just my experience lol

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