Bus 22- TTC Nov/Dec with boobgasms, cl*t-ticklers, b*tt plugs & a learner driver

[Minster2012]

Bus 22- TTC Nov/Dec with boobgasms, cl*t-ticklers, threesomes, butt plugs & a learner driver

Jump aboard the longest bus route in history- we’ve been riding the bus since April...it’s a bumpy, humpy, sex toy filled road where we support each other to the hilt on this bloody hard journey whilst our bodies play f*ck boy & AF keeps spoiling the party...a sense of humour & no judgment required & NOTHING is off limits or TMI....

Put on your seatbelt cos we’ve got a learner driver at the wheel & I’m in it for the long haul 🥰❤️

JUNE 24 BFPs
JULY 11 BFPs
AUG 18 BFPs
SEP 4 BFPs
OCT 7 BFPs

November so far:
4 BFPs

Testing dates we’ve got down

@missgoldilocks - Nov 20th
@cinderella2020 - Nov 20th
@2020mission - Nov 19th
@Djmum83 - Nov 19th/20th but PAIS addict in da house!
@vil10 - Nov 20th-23rd depending on will power
@kirky658 - Nov 21st
@franklydear - Nov 21st
@missgoldilocks - Nov 21st
@juno231 - Nov 22nd
@notyetamumbuttrying - Nov 22nd when not reading AIBU threads 🤪
@nestinginNL - Nov 23rd
@clairey844 - Nov 27th
@mrsbear1122 - Nov 28th
@2alreadywantanother - Nov 30th
@smushty14 - dec 1st
@chlo2701 - Dec 1st
@joanna1990
@paintfairy - dec 1st
@katao Dec 4th
@hopeful110 - Dec 12th

The naughty crew at the back
@gem176 - “sometime in Dec” 😆
@inkypaper
@sausage1990
@lucyrp - her body’s a f*ck boy so anyone’s guess!
@minster2012 - feb 14th

The dodgy looking voyeur you aren’t sure about sitting next to...
@skip1986

Not sure on dates or if they are hopping on for the ride but I need to get this thread up!
@florence13 - lovely lurker
@bellsb1
@ahobbyaweek
@amy00 - we’ve got your back 😘
@amy2503
@clolo
@dollybird89
@markygirl1995
@newbie0818
@pebbleinthesand
@adogisforlife91

Anyone I've forgotten I'm sorry, I'm only learning we will learn together ❤️

@paintfairy oh, I misunderstood, definitely no need to live in what ifs, adjust accordingly when needed, completely agree

So I'm a little late to the brownie discussion @minster2012 but I felt the need to weigh in as I'm reading. Brownies are excellent warm or cold... If warm then ice cream or cream are definitely needed, however the right brownie can be served cold with a cupa if it's a really good gooey brownie...
Like the ones we bought yesterday (in the photo) seriously guys they were amazing. We got white chocolate chip, Turkish delish & Kinderella (Nutella & kinder together) and they were all amazing 🤤😍 the company can be found online and delivers nation wide... The Kinderella where incredible 🤯

Not one to deprive myself I did get some tasty goodies at the farmers market - unpasteurised cheese and cured meats .

@lucyrp @Minster2012 thanks for filling me in! Definitely going to go check out the AIBU threads, sounds like good entertainment!

@paintfairy yes mine peaks during FW and then just before AF too! Wish DHs peaked 😂 but I'm used to it now! I should probably buy shares in love honey at this point though 😂

And on the depriving yourself subject, I'm not a huge drinker but when I do I tend to binge! I.e. I wouldn't have a glass of wine with dinner in the week, but I would go out and get smashed with friends at the weekend haha. So I've obviously cut that out! And now just trying to have a gin and tonic/one glass of prosecco as and when I fancy it. Tbh I would probably have the odd glass of bucks fizz during PG too 🤷🏼‍♀️ each to their own, definitely recommend people do their own research into the whys and wherefores. I don't eat dairy anyway, and my main dietary change I need to work on is more leafy greens. I have a tendency towards low iron levels so I need to work on that!

@Sausage1990 OMFG I'm off to google that company 😍

@Chlo2701 yes we will need a new thread I will get on it this afternoon with coffee

@Franklydear it only said East Sussex I think! You are safe from my stalking...for now 😂

Ooopo @NotMeekNotObedient you go girl!! & that sounds like me too @LauraT94 & most of my friends & they all have very healthy children

@Minster2012😂 I’ll take it as a sign I can be more open
@LauraT94 the limit of how much is safe to drink is difficult to determined, that’s why many doctors say 0, is very personal and depends how much you drink before, I only have an occasional drink every few months, so it doesn’t bother me not to drink for a year... I’ll prolly be missing about 4 glasses of wine and a couple of ciders...

Afternoon everyone! Wow the thread has been busy!! Welcome to all the new people 👋

I didn't even think about dietary stuff for ttc 🙈 I'm gf and df anyway which is hard enough some days - trying to add in extra stuff to avoid might finish me off 😂 learning something new every day from this thread!

I don't know if I can be really classed as ttc right now 😩 currently on CD86 with no end in sight so kinda wondering what's the point?

@Franklydear glad you're feeling a little better! Hope those two poor people are found soon.

@minster2012 I found them through Instagram. Honestly devine... And I also cut them into pieces, and didn't eat all 3 in 1 sitting. There's still leftovers haha

@Franklydear you and I are similar with the alcohol, I'm not a drinker so goi g without for a year isn't a bother for me at all. Although I would probably find it harder in a pre covid world because I do enjoy cocktails on a girls night out 🍸 pornstar martinis are my fave... And the dancing. Lots of both 💃🏻💕🎶

@Sausage1990 agreed, a girls night out would have been tricky, although infrequent .... right now, easy

Happy Sunday ladies, sharing some piccies from our running / coffee date this morning! So good to spend some time alone together and think it's helped us to put last nights issues behind us. 😊

@Sausage1990 I got distracted by that brownie picture and looked at them before reading your post and got excited you might be sharing a recipe! I really don't need brownies right now after all the wine I snaffled last night. Back to trying to be a bit good.

@NotMeekNotObedient that cheese and meat looks lovely!

I adore AIBU and can waste a lot of time there.

I must admit I have drunk a lot more at home with lockdown than I ever did before. Much easier for me to have none at all than just one.

My FW was supposed to start today but my app has now said it needs more data DTD anyway just to make sure.

@Sausage1990 those brownies look and sound incredible 😍

I've just had a delivery from Hotel Chocolat so that is keeping me happy for now. I must admit I am trying to lose weight but it just doesn't come very easily to me 🤣

@Sausage1990 how the f have you still got some of those brownies left??? You have sooo much will power!! Whilst writing this I've been munching honey covered cashew nuts & now the bag is empty. Oops. I blame you lot & your posts! Also trying to write a Christmas card to someone but again you lot are distracting me 😂I have to admit it's easily done! Ah girls nights, remember them?! 😲

@Kirky658 that looks so nice! And look at your pink & blue shoes! So cute, we've just done a big dog walk so that counts right?

@InkyPaper CD86 bloody hell! Remind me again if you've send a dr? Least you've got us for company 😂

@AHobbyaweek im with you on the drinking more during lockdown, during the summer when I was shielding with a 2 year old whilst DH was working 13 hour days 6 days a week & me going through the MMC Jesus Christ honestly I thought I was going to have a mental breakdown & I didn't care that I had wine nearly every night for a good few weeks. Luckily we changed it back up to weekends only again but that's why I don't judge cos it's so hard. But I have this conversation with my friend...if I have one glass, then I have 2. So it's better for me to have no glasses & wait til Friday 🤪as I know I will usually have more, I often have wine spritzers for that reason. More data??? If in doubt DTD!

Does losing weight come easily to any of us @Smushty14??!! I only need to lose a couple of kg really, but it's still not lost! Probs cos of my mega sweet tooth & alcohol 🤨

Right I'm meant to be thinking of a new thread

@minster2012 I know haha we are so coordinated 😂😂❤️

@Minster2012 and @paintfairy I completely agree to each their own. For me changing my diet and trying all these things makes me feel like I have some control and a small chance of conceiving. I didn't change my diet the first time and the only times I have ever been pregnant is through IVF. After the failed FET a few months ago I felt like that was it I will never have another. Then I started researching PCOS, hyperthyroidism and fertility, and feel like I have a bit a hope. it may do nothing but at least I have tried everything.

@Sausage1990 I love the look of those brownies. Will make a note for when I eat sugar again!

@Minster2012 omg honey covered cashew nuts?! They sound delicious!! Yeah, I had a phone appointment with the doctor last Monday, got a blood test on Wednesday to check my hormones and see if anything is causing issues. It nervous about it. I mean the absolute wishful thinking ideal is they call me after and tell me the pregnancy tests I took were wrong and I am actually pregnant 😂 but y'know probably more likely to be PCOS (been tested for it several times in the last 12 years) or thyroid problems

@Clairey844 it's so annoying isn't it, I never used to spot before the pill :(

@notyetamumbuttrying whenever they let us know when the tests are.
I hope they're better for him 🤞🏼

@smushty14 I've actually decided that next week I'm starting back in healthy eating. After the MMC i just couldn't focus on anything at all & my appetite was all over the place but these last few weeks it's back to normal and I'm feeling ready to get back to actually paying attention to my diet. I don't mean any crazy diet or being mega strict but just focusing on healthy food & just being more mindful from now until Christmas just to feel a bit better in myself 👍🏻 so you're not along in trying to be healthier 😊

Tbh weve had quite the goody weekend with delish brownies and fish & chips but we've been away for a few days and its been so good especially the sunshine and some gorgeous sea air this afternoon 💕

Sorry that was you're not alone in trying to eat healthier @smushty14.
And we've had quite the foody weekend*

I really must check my spelling & typing errors before I post 😂

Did a 13k step walk this afternoon in lovely winter weather 😊.

BTW after that big argument last month about OH not getting involved at all I specifically told him I'd be testing today and yesterday I said I didn't have a good feeling about the test... Has he thought to ask anything today? Nope, of course! What a shit 🙊.

I'm with you on the needing to eat healthy-I got to my target weight doing SlimmingWorld at the start of the year (but it all went tits up after my MC) but I'm now over a stone over it lol so defo need to get back to eating well.

Loving the scenic pictures people are posting; fish & chips is just a rite of passage when you're by the sea in England and tastes even better when it's winter lol.

So I am on severe knicker watch at the mo. Really trying not to get my hopes up but I am putting it out there-I'm on CD 27 (14/15dpo according to my body's signs, 12/13 according to my apps) an no spotting!! Possibly the vitex I started this month is having the derided effect, can't even write the more exciting possibility for fear of jinxing myself but yay for small victories whatever the outcome. AF due Tues or Wed and if by some miracle she stays away I will be testing Friday...5 long days to go. I am mega superstitious as with my successful pregnancy I tested on a Friday, with my MC it was a random day so I have promised myself I will only test once I am definitely late and on a Friday-lolz.
Decided to try and be brave and put this on the thread because I always feel whenever I put any good signs down AF gets me but I'm feeling very much if she's coming she'll come once I post this ha ha so am taking the plunge. Not been temping or taking my BBT but my new fitbit tracks my RHR and it's still highish so who knows.

OH is cooking a roast and I've just done my tax return so am having some chill time whilst LO naps to celebrate
Xxx

Oops just had some spotting! Doesn't bode well does it 😂. Very unusual for me though!

If your chart was indeed showing an implantation dip yesterday then it could be implantation bleeding. Keeping my 🤞🏻 for you xx

@Juno231 would help if I actually tagged you 🤦🏻‍♀️ see above comment lol