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Bus 22- TTC Nov/Dec with boobgasms, cl*t-ticklers, b*tt plugs & a learner driver

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Minster2012 · 16/11/2020 20:23

Bus 22- TTC Nov/Dec with boobgasms, cl*t-ticklers, threesomes, butt plugs & a learner driver

Jump aboard the longest bus route in history- we’ve been riding the bus since April...it’s a bumpy, humpy, sex toy filled road where we support each other to the hilt on this bloody hard journey whilst our bodies play f*ck boy & AF keeps spoiling the party...a sense of humour & no judgment required & NOTHING is off limits or TMI....

Put on your seatbelt cos we’ve got a learner driver at the wheel & I’m in it for the long haul 🥰❤️

JUNE 24 BFPs
JULY 11 BFPs
AUG 18 BFPs
SEP 4 BFPs
OCT 7 BFPs

November so far:
4 BFPs

Testing dates we’ve got down

@missgoldilocks - Nov 20th
@cinderella2020 - Nov 20th
@2020mission - Nov 19th
@Djmum83 - Nov 19th/20th but PAIS addict in da house!
@vil10 - Nov 20th-23rd depending on will power
@kirky658 - Nov 21st
@franklydear - Nov 21st
@missgoldilocks - Nov 21st
@juno231 - Nov 22nd
@notyetamumbuttrying - Nov 22nd when not reading AIBU threads 🤪
@nestinginNL - Nov 23rd
@clairey844 - Nov 27th
@mrsbear1122 - Nov 28th
@2alreadywantanother - Nov 30th
@smushty14 - dec 1st
@chlo2701 - Dec 1st
@joanna1990
@paintfairy - dec 1st
@katao Dec 4th
@hopeful110 - Dec 12th

The naughty crew at the back
@gem176 - “sometime in Dec” 😆
@inkypaper
@sausage1990
@lucyrp - her body’s a f*ck boy so anyone’s guess!
@minster2012 - feb 14th

The dodgy looking voyeur you aren’t sure about sitting next to...
@skip1986

Not sure on dates or if they are hopping on for the ride but I need to get this thread up!
@florence13 - lovely lurker
@bellsb1
@ahobbyaweek
@amy00 - we’ve got your back 😘
@amy2503
@clolo
@dollybird89
@markygirl1995
@newbie0818
@pebbleinthesand
@adogisforlife91

Anyone I've forgotten I'm sorry, I'm only learning we will learn together ❤️

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Franklydear · 22/11/2020 19:11

@AHobbyaweek I havent have the energy to knit anything, there’s a sofa blanket I need to finish, and then I want to do baby things, the pram blanket, little boots, I have a few cardigans and hats from ds,... and a couple of blankets...

NestinginNL · 22/11/2020 19:11

@AHobbyaweek how long do socks take? I keep wondering if I should learn to knit them. I'm just a crocheter at the moment, currently trying to finish this blanket for a friend's new baby by Wednesday. I think a few late nights will happen! I thought I had another week or two before she was ready for visitors. The lion needs redoing 🤦‍♀️ still another 12 squares to do as well as putting it together and doing the backing. And then I'm taking a break from blankets as that's two in a row 😅 and congratulations on getting down a category! I feel like I always put on a little weight every October/November. The cold just makes me ravenous.

9dpo today and no symptoms to speak of yet. I'm now taking the attitude of not pregnant until proven otherwise by a very late period, inspired by @Franklydear 🤗

Bus 22- TTC Nov/Dec with boobgasms, cl*t-ticklers, b*tt plugs & a learner driver
InkyPaper · 22/11/2020 19:14

@lucyrp I get changes in cm roughly around when my app used to say I should be ovulating but I don't know for sure. It's all just a guessing game right now x

lucyrp · 22/11/2020 19:19

@InkyPaper i really feel for you. i thought i wasn't ovulating ag all but temped all of last cycle and i finally obukated on CD45 or so my bbt thinks xx

InkyPaper · 22/11/2020 19:20

@NestinginNL those squares look brilliant! Love the variety of animals you've done 😊 How do you back your blankets? Is it with fabric or with more crocheted squares (but like plain ones or something)?

@AHobbyaweek sorry you were treated badly by people last time. That really sucks ☹️

InkyPaper · 22/11/2020 19:22

@lucyrp thanks lovely X maybe I should give temping a go (if AF ever shows up 🙄)

Franklydear · 22/11/2020 19:23

@InkyPaper for babies, I also back with fabric, wether knit or crochet, too many holes, a nightmare to do though, I never get it quite right, too tight the blanket looks funny, too lose it gets baggy

Chlo2701 · 22/11/2020 19:29

@paintfairy yes you're right, if your OV is later then your LP should stay the same, & you would just come on later. But this didn't happen with me😩 I confirmed my OV last month with CB digital & RHR, & I ovulated (CD19) 2 days later than I usually do, but got AF exactly when I normally would CD28, so my LP was only 9 days. & it's normally always 11 sometimes 10. So I really hope it's not getting less & this is just a blip. But yes I do think a trip to the docs is needed. I'm thinking of taking soy iso next month to try & bring my ovulation forward a couple days so it lengthens my LP or maybe take something like vitb6 to try an extend my LP 🤷‍♀️

@Juno231 keeping my fingers crossed it implantation bleeding after seeing what could potentially be an implantation dip on your chart🤞🏻
Also I'm interested in maybe doing this egg reserve testing, what do you have to do?do you recommend it? I'm just worried about my egg reserve & quality, as I'm nearly 36 & my mum went through the menopause at 40!!! So I hope I don't follow suit!

AHobbyaweek · 22/11/2020 19:32

@NestinginNL that blacker looks amazing! I crochet too but loving the knitting at the moment. I have crocheted socks too so if you prefer that do that. Normally takes me 8 hours per pair of socks if they are a plain yarn but this pattern has loads of colour changes so takes about 10 hours.

@Franklydear sounds like a big list! It is my time out and hobby as my job is in front of screens and tech all day. I need something to get away from it.

Franklydear · 22/11/2020 19:45

@AHobbyaweek I’ve done dozens of blankets for friends and family babies over the years, tempted to just ask for some of those back, kidding, I probably have blankets that I can use at home already, but I probably make at least a little square one for the baby car seat/ basket... I have a nice pirate skull pattern that I use for my niece, a grabby smith degrading colours that is simple but very nice, a very complicated panda bear that sweared never to make again and a nice teddy sleeping on a crescent moon, like a crib...
I also have hats and cardies from ds, they just need washing, and the last few years, I’ve learn to make baby shoes, they’re quite nice, sold some of them to friends...

notyetamumbuttrying · 22/11/2020 19:50

@Juno231 is this your ccg? Mine just says one round of ivf. Guessing that means the whole thing. Ok will let you know about the amh, will prob wait until the outcome of the second SA first. Thanks hun x
@NestinginNL wow amazing crocheting! I could never do that, well done 👍🏾

paintfairy · 22/11/2020 20:03

@Chlo2701 could be worth a go. I've tried both and i feel the soya definitely made a change to things.

Franklydear · 22/11/2020 20:06

Some good news people! I finished my extra meds and my oxygen levels are already going up to acceptable levels

Clairey844 · 22/11/2020 20:47

@NestinginNL the patches for the blanket are amazing!!!

Minster2012 · 22/11/2020 20:48

Woooo so much to catch up on & I will do this bus 😆🤨

@Juno231 that's very productive, are you still able to use your new work gym? Or is that not allowed to open?

@Franklydear you are clearly a super mum. Bossing it with autism and a needy work boss, I'm in awe. I can't cope with my DS & a boss who demands blow jobs.

@Vil10 sounds like a lovely Sunday! Except getting up early.

@notyetamumbuttrying hmmm only one full round, but if you get additional embryos they should always freeze them for you so that still gives you additional options so still the best way to go if you are "average" (in that most couples produce about 4/5 embryos) so you would then have some to use yourself?

@lucyrp hmmmm
That's interesting 🤔

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Juno231 · 22/11/2020 21:06

@minster2012 I think it's closed but tbf even if it was open I'm wfh now it's lockdown and wouldn't fancy travelling 40 min one way just for some gym torture 😅

lucyrp · 22/11/2020 21:16

i have a busy day off tomorrow, going to head to the gym after the school run in the morning then rush back shower and do my hair and make up then taking my friend who's 39+3 weeks pregnant for dinner 🙈🥰

notyetamumbuttrying · 22/11/2020 21:27

@Minster2012 I see what you mean, defo one to consider when deciding what to do. We don't have to make any decisions yet but it's useful to think about this so thank you. How many embryos did you make?

Minster2012 · 22/11/2020 21:41

That's sounds lovely @lucyrp

@notyetamumbuttrying so I was told my AMH was horrendously low for my age when we first did it (2.1 when it should have been 15-20) & we got 2 embryos the first time both frozen at day 3 as they have a policy of if 2 or under embryos they freeze at day 3 which was amazing bearing in mind we only got 4 eggs (usually ppl my age at that time get on average 12-15 eggs of which half usually fertilise). One of those became my son & the other one is the last embryo we have on ice now, 3.5 years later, the one we are using this time. We did another round of embryo creation 6 months later & got 2 more which were grown onto day 5, one was the MMC from feb to me & the other was the BFN in sep.

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lucyrp · 22/11/2020 21:42

@Minster2012 it will be as long as I get my ass to the gym in the morning. Salmon pate on toast for breakfast first and a glass of ass fruit juice and my prenatal vitamins 💪🏼

notyetamumbuttrying · 22/11/2020 21:49

@Minster2012 it's going to be the one that sticks then 😌xx

Katao · 22/11/2020 21:52

5dpo and I have what feels like ovulation pain! Stitch like pain that is coming and going in intensity and has been going on for a couple of hours now 😬 did an opk to check and it was all but blank... 🤷‍♀️

@Juno231 hope this is all good news for you. When will you test again? Or just wait it out? I swear to god if you get your bfp you should keep stump 😂 wait and see when it would occur to OH to ponder 🙄

Juno231 · 22/11/2020 22:05

@katao I had the same! It's been on and off since 5DPO now 🤷‍♀️. I suspect AF will visit soon so I won't test again unless she's late. Agreed re OH, I do find that so tempting sometimes!

NestinginNL · 22/11/2020 22:21

@InkyPaper I'll use a fleecy fabric I still need to get ☺️ I'm suspecting at this rate I won't get it to them on Wednesday 😣 a backing fabric hides the mess so it's much quicker than weaving in all the ends. Here's the last blanket I did with the backing visible, the texture wasn't the best as it was just cotton but I loved the pattern 🥰

Bus 22- TTC Nov/Dec with boobgasms, cl*t-ticklers, b*tt plugs & a learner driver
Bus 22- TTC Nov/Dec with boobgasms, cl*t-ticklers, b*tt plugs & a learner driver
Katao · 22/11/2020 22:21

@Juno231 really? It's so strange, it really does feel like ovulation pain although ovulation pain is usually more painful. Weird. Fingers crossed its a good sign! When is af due?

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