TTC FIRST BABY - Thread 11!

[FlapJackered]

Hi all, thought we needed to start a new thread!
@KatBeCool
@cupcakesandglitter
@MrsAW2018
@Crossfitgirl
@EltzBee
@TrashKitten10

@FlapJackered 😂😂😂

Oh my god I'm laughing so much I can't breathe!!! 😀

@FlapJackered 😂😂😂 amazing. I'm going to coax OH into it tonight I think. Just incase period and OV is all over the place and it still might make a difference. Every little helps 🙄.

@DayDreamer1707 I know people say not to symptom spot but it's impossible not too. I'm nauseous, my skin has broken out and my breasts are so sore. I'm starting to get hopeful. I know that will make it worse if AF arrives next Monday but to be honest I can't help it.

@FlapJackered 😂😂 that’s hilarious,I love it!!

@thumper59 I’m sure you will be able to persuade him 😉

@FlapJackered would you consider a wank and a syringe?

@Flapjackered

I completely understand! It's easy to forget he has to be on-board...
With all the usual talk of men using women for sex... the roles reverse quickly once TTC is involved!

@FlapJackered yesterday still counts, remember the "it lives up to five days". Maybe try again later, it's still early. And try to keep your DH parts attached 😂

@DuchessofPemberley yes so hard not too but no symptoms is good too. Just hate waiting around, this week is going to be a massive drag!!

@FlapJackered I totally agree with @KatBeCool I think you have yourself covered. Nobody times it perfectly every time and sometimes I think you have more chance when you don't try to time everything if that makes sense, sometimes less is more 😉 Plus your DH might be scared of his soldier dropping off if you've been at it a lot 😂

@Lozzlepop I better be able to! I need to do something to make this week go faster 🙄😬

I feel like @FlapJackered will be on the sex board next ' help I've broken my dp's dangly bits' 😂😂😂😂

@FlapJackered 😂😂😂😂 I'm sure you've covered all bases, don't panic!! Xx

@ValidUser I'm hoping this is your BFP! 🤞🏽

@starkid you should be fine, I wouldn't recommend the Monday because it might be too late x

@ValidUser I'd rather have wank + syringe over DH finishing and then having to kick him out so I can too 😂😂 TTC is not very romantic at all 😂

@thumper59 I’m sure you will, AF has finished so feeling a bit more myself now thankfully and DP will be happy too 😂

Congratulations @Bettythecat !

CD26 today, bit of backache, I suspect I'll be moving onto cycle two before the end of the week.

😂😂 I ❤️ you ladies! I can always rely on you to reign in my ttc madness! 😂

@thumper59 it's a definite possibility! Poor willy! 😂 I spoke to DH and he said we will Dtd after he gets back from the gym. I am predicting a lonnng slog 🙈

@cupcakesandglitter @ValidUser 😂 at wank and a syringe!! It would be easier...if only we could self produce sperm...going too far?! 😂

@KatBeCool I will try! He might need an ice pack after tonight. 😂 I might be just a little obsessed with the timing this month! I just don't want those Isoflavones to go to waste!

@cupcakesandglitter @ValidUser this convo has me creasing myself 😂😂

@FlapJackered we're all having quite a laugh at your expense! 😂 I mentioned your "twice a day" to DH and he shouted "how does he manage!?!!??" Your DH must be a crazed sex machine with a magic rod for his man bits.

@Lozzlepop the month I put my back out, we did actually use syringes! 😂

So romantic. Very glamorous.

@FlapJackered not too far, it would be so much easier 😂😂😂

@ValidUser yes!! I remember! God that seems like a billion threads ago! 10 points for practicality though 😂

@ValidUser that is commitment!

My husband is exhausted. I went in to cuddle him one night and you could see the panic on his face! I had to reassure him that I wasn't making any moves! 😂

Men! They wish for their entire lives to be married to an insatiable woman, and then when they actually are...! 😂😂😂

@Lozzlepop I'm glad your feeling better!!

@FlapJackered I've been creasing at this 😂😂 will be like a peperami by the time your finished with him!! 😂😂

Just in case anyone uses clearblue digital ovulation tests like me, Groupon has a good offer on 20 for £19.99. Not the advanced ones just the normal ones! :) I know they are pricey compared to other types of predictors etc but am sticking to what I find easy! :)

Congrats @Bettythecat

I caved and did a test, BFN of course so I'm definitely just imagining symptoms roll on AF and the next cycle

Congrats @Bettythecat!!!

@FlapJackered @DuchessofPemberley @validuser ha! Laughing too. After DTD twice yesterday Ive just been told, whilst he is putting up a shelf, I’ll have to ‘hop on’ if I want it tonight! He knows he has to have it every day this week until Friday!!!!!! Romance is alive.

I'm really struggling not to test. Debating getting a FRER to do Wednesday at 6 days early. I'm best just waiting till Friday and doing one then only 3-4 days early aren't I 😬😬 I don't have any patience at the best of times but this is doing me in