anyone else just fucked off with this lark and want to moan?

[stillvicarinatutu]

come on then.
moan away.
ill start. i m just so fucking fucked off. lost one last year at 44....i thought its a miracle!! wasnt to be but filled me with what appears to be false hope.

been trying ever since. and no. every month the same. this month as well as AF ive another surprise - a cyst. where no one ever ever wants one.
so this month will be lost. along with all dignity as i beg the hospital to lance it.

moan away. go on. you know you want to.

Good luck for tomorrow @SoozC !

Feeling like I live in the most fertile area. Everyone seems to be pregnant or have kids. I even saw a lady today who DH had to work with once, she's a big coke addict and she looks about to pop, with her unexpected pregnancy. I really hope this pregnancy has turned her life around but MAN I'm annoyed today. Pure jealousy, I know.

I really have this feeling like it will never happen for me.

@soocz I've got everything crossed for you. No half term yet for me we have another week to go. Lots of lounging in the sofa tomorrow though!

Good luck for tomorrow Soozc would be so nice to hear of a long term TTCer to get her BFP x

Good luck @SoozC! 🤞

I am feeling pretty depressed this evening, have had AF style cramps & feeling like a right moody cow... only 2/3dpo but knowing my recent AF luck it's probably the witch!

Hope everyone's having a lovely weekend x

Hey guys we are nearly due a new thread, any ideas on a title as worth "anti fertile fuckers unite" might attract some unsavouries wanting to kick off at us....

Good luck @sooz !
We dtd twice today for extra luck as I ov today I believe and as I was on top all of his stuff fell out I was pretty miffed!

Not sure if it was all a waste of energy for the ttc goal. Obv was fun. But couldn't believe it all dribbled away

@Mamabooksbabynumber2 some will have still gone in, don't worry. That's what CM and projectile ejaculation are for anyway.

@juney hmm that's a good point. Needs to be something that converts were are all pissed off and fed up of TTC haha! Maybe some thread rules type thing:
Thou shall not arrive one day and post bfp next day
Thou shall not give advice to other when TTC for one month only
Thou shall not participate in one upmanship and realise TTC is shit for everyone in different ways
Thou shall allow posters to be fucked off with the world and everything in it at regular points in the month...
Thou shall not be offended by strong language...
Etc

Thou shall not tell everyone to eat yams

Hahahaha mrsjones that made me laugh. That could be the new thread title

micro thank you. I did just Google thus after you said and feel a little better. We however just dtd this morning to cover ourselves ...sigh.. trying the whole lifting the butt up with a pillow trick to see if it helps the swimmers on their way

I had cramps yesterday and a couple of days of ewcm and thus is what I've been using the work out when i ov. Today is cd16. So i think I am right when i think I ov.

May give ov sticks a go next month if it doesn't happen this month .

mrsjones that was meant to be a winking face

Haha. The Fucked Off Ttc Commandments. That’d make a good fred name MrsJones. Don’t Tell Me To Eat Yams. I even have 🍠 emojis 😁

Pretty fucked off this morning. Last of my opks malfunctioned yesterday and this morn so no blinking idea about ovulation. CD14 today and it was CD14 last month, but last few before that have been 17. Dtd twice yesterday, but won’t get a chance again now til Wednesday evening. Just hoping it’s enough. Plus baby shower today.

Keeping all digits crossed for Sooz this morn.

Love Thou shall not tell everyone to eat Yams as a thread name! 😂

The yam emoji cracked me up!!
Can't believe our thread is nearly full. Love the idea of some ground rules mrsjones

Thanks for all the luck, guys, I think I got a golden ticket... Can't quite believe it yet...

Oh my god @soocz!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Yes yes yes!!!!!!!

Sooz!!!!!! A golden ticket? And you didn’t eat yams? Omg, that’s wonderful!

Need to re-test though, I'm suspicious after so long. But thank you, it's a bit surreal atm!!

Ha, @LimpLettice, that made me laugh!

@juney are u going to do the honours for the new thread? Pretty sure this one is about to get full pretty quick!

HOORAY!!!!

NEW THREAD

And hoorah for sooz !!!

Congrats @SoozC x