Hut of Gl/Doom, part IV - FTC, because that's what we do....

[duchesse]

Et voila.

This Hut is more of a Bedouin or desert tent than anything too gloomy. We shall supply our our own gloom.

Everything crossed for you Impy (part from my legs cos am on CD15, so legs well and truly akimbo!)
Hi Nelli, sorry about the BFN but a big friendly (yet gloomy!) welcome to you.
I went to the party on Saturday night. Managed to maintain my composure re. pg friend quite well, then another friend turned up with his pg wife (both ladies expecting baby 7 weeks after mine was due) saying how they'd never expected it to happen so soon (their ds is not quite 15 months.) Got INCREDIBLY drunk (so much so that there are video clips of me on youtube )and blubbled on bf's boyfriends shoulder. Ho-hum!!

feedmenow, sorry it was such a rotten night but you made it sound truly glorious.

Good luck for tomorrow Impatience!

feedme - CD15 here too - but CB monitor says its nearly all over for us - LOL at your youtube appearance- go on post a link - for the hut team - go on !!

LNO - fellow CB monitor user - I am not sure if it helps or not?? This month the charting software I am using has disagreed with the monitor on when I ovd - think it is all more trouble than its worth !

beansprout - well done on the G&B egg! shagshagshag - or rather in our house shagzzzzshagzzzzshagzzzz.

Oh bollocks - what a nightmare afternoon - boiler decided to pack up this afternoon - just in time for a 4 day weekend - no one can get the part to fix it until Tuesday - no hot water - arghh Then spent the last hour snivelling on my keyboard writing an email to pg BF explaining why I have not been in touch - am wallowing in self pity - got to drag myself up - what i need is a nice hot bath - grrrrr - fecking boiler!!

For some reason I fancy a pint of cold blonde beer - pint of Hoegaarden anyone?

LNO - Love the idea of a f*ck off enormous Easter Egg that just so happens to be full of booze. One for the kiddies there. Not.

Impy - will be logging on in the morning to see how you got on. Very best of luck

Am missing our founder, Duchesse. Anyone know where her and that camel have actually gone?

duchesse is in France for 2 weeks

Ah, thanks seaside.

Can I also ask if anyone else tends to veer to the "over here and quick" school of thought, and wonders about their lack of sex drive etc, by day..... and then by night, has filthy dreams about other people. What I didn't get up to with Aiden Gillen in my dream the other night, is not worth worrying about and, along with the rest of MN, am ahem, enjoying Life on Mars rather more than I should

Anyone? Or is it just me.....

I'll get my coat

You are not alone beansprout - although I tend to have completely inapproriate dreams about exes? someone told me that sex dreams are an early symptom of pg - is there anything that is not a possible symptom!

Exes are good. And a bloke at work.

Having a job is a symptom. And watching tv. And Easter of course.

posting on MN - definite symptom!

As is fancying John Simm. And Colin Firth of course.

Morning pee update: Inconclusive. At risk of repeating myself: AAAaaaaarrrrrgghhhh!!

We were very good and stopped looking at the test before its 10mins deadline, and we could see a blue line but it was incredibly faint and really was a squint-job. I'm sure no normal person would have seen it.

So, although I know that any line is a line, I do also think that the test makers didn't intend for that kind of scrutiny. This line may be verging on hallucination/delusion.

I'm sure you'd all like to know that I've saved my pot of first morning pee so that if there is a post today and my ultra sensitive tests arrive I can torture myself again.

Dp is set to insem this afternoon, so there we go, taking the risk. It's so odd to be looking at chances of conception from this entirely opposite angle: When it's me I think 'Inseminated lots of times including day of LH surge and max cm day, but still won't bloody conceive.' I find myself thinking of dp 'let's just put some sperm in her, it's roughly coming up to ovulation, that'll do it.' Mad!

I shall, of course, update you will every urine analysis and nipple twinge. x

Impy - so sorry you are still being tortured. Arrgghhh! Will keep everything crossed for a test arriving today that gives you a nice juicy line

Right, now, just how much chocolate are we going to scoff in this here hut over the weekend?

Already had a fair bit, and I don't really do chocolate!

Oh, no. So I've got to hobble around all day with my toes, fingers and legs crossed. Dh will guess something's up.

Well it is not a definite negative and no sign of AF - which is great! keeping everything crossed Impatience.
Maybe pg in your house will be like the buses - wait forever for one and then two come along at once?

Impatients - just wanted to say that I feel the frustration, but a faint illusionary line at 12/13dpo is good, better than a bfn, how long is lp for you normally, when is/was af due??

Exactly what I was about to ask, Impy....when was/is af due? Will you get post today? I didn't think they delivered on bank holidays? You'll HAVE to go to Boots and buy one surely?

Now, who requested a link....? I do this purely for the sake of the sanity of all hut dwellers.....

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(Have never quite sussed this out so don't know if it will work!!

Oh bugger! The link didn't work! Let me try again...
Feedmenow tackles the stairs!

Yeh!!

Hi all... Impatience, Best of luck really hope AF stays away and you were not hallucinating! I know what you mean though, I have stared and stared at a test before and see a very faint line... only for it to be my imagination. But if your DP saw it too, then maybe it was there. Really hoping for you and hope DP insemination goes well... like Seaside said...you wait all this time and then two might come along at the same time

feedmenow - I like it .

Impatience - I will probably be without internet access for a few days over Easter, so please can you hurry up and find out one way or the other . I won't be able to relax if I don't know.

Feedmenow: very impressive slide!

Now back to me . I am usually 28 days, with LP 14 or 15 days. Today is day 28 but I think I ov'd a bit later than normal, so I'm expecting my period Sat, Sun or possible even Monday (groan). Have been feeling very crampy the last couple of days, more than normal pre-period, and not quite the same. But of course there's always the possibility that I'm making all this up! No sign of period today, and temp still up, but of course perhaps it's not supposed to be here yet. A sensible person would just ignore it all till Monday, and if no period on Monday, get excited and do a test. Oh no, not me, every morning on a bit long runup to period I say.

Yes, probably just like the buses. But if sods law gets me pregnant I won't complain!

Enjoy your super-long weekend girls. FMN, watch your neck on those stairs!

PMSL Feedmenow. Oh god, I'm now going have to try that one myself next time I get bladdered.... but didn't it hurt your boobs??

Impy. Here is and empathetic ARRRRGGGHHHH for you.

Re: last night's discussion about erotic dreams.... well I think I must have been thinking about Impy as I had bonkers girl on girl action dream last night. LOL!

feedmenow, that was an outstanding performance. You rule the hut. That's the sort of thing that'll come back to haunt you when you're running for prime minister, but I'd definitely vote for you.

I got carpet burns above my belly button!! Boobs didn't start hurting til Sunday/Monday, but it was still worth it IMO!!
Impy, I really, really hope this is it for you...what a fantastic easter pressie to you both this could be!
To anyone thats off on some sort of jolly over the weekend, have fun and see you back here safe, sound and miserable as f**k after the weekend!