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Jesus Christ someone tape my hands together - Prego Tests

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BunsOfAnarchy · 13/06/2017 07:55

Get me a straitjacket...I can't stop testing my pee because I've lost my mind.

In a nutshell;
-Been with hubby now 10years, married for 2
-Decided to start trying for a baby
-Never been on the pill, all hail the wonders of condoms
-I ovulated on the 4th June and baby danced on both 4th and 5th
-Im taking STUPID tests every single day (cheapo amazon and SD)
-all were negative but of course I'm testing TOO EARLY
-and breathe...

I need some direction ladies. Why am I feeling so intensely crazy? I can't even wait another 5 days till period is due. Okay so I feel some weird symptoms, like a period pain type of niggling pain every night, a silly tonne of flatulence and hysteria. I just can't stop testing.

I even had a very vivid and incredibly real dream this morning that 2 lines appeared. So I tested but still a BFN.

How can I stop myself from testing every day? Has anyone else been a mad woman and done this?

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MummyGofboys · 15/06/2017 19:18

@BunsOfAnarchy 😂😂 my kind of night

Pinkemi · 15/06/2017 21:11

So after telling you all not to do a pregnancy test.. I got home late and thought sod it. Period is due in like 3 days.. a first response test will pick that up! BFN!! Why do I do this to myself? Now I just want to drink wine and stuff my face full of choccie.

On a more serious note.. you are right to say our womb issues is nothing compared to that fire in london. I really hate to think what is going on in the world. :-(

Lalalax3 · 15/06/2017 22:04

Off to bed, my dad is visiting tomorrow and I'm going to try to go a whole day without POAS.

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BunsOfAnarchy · 15/06/2017 22:55

Just found the best way to put yourself off from POAS....have a huge argument with the other half.
We have the most loving amazing happy relationship ever. Even a lot of non baby making sexy time. (We've had ups and downs in 10 years but we are in such a good place since beginning of this year).

So im Sat at me mum's waiting for him to come from work so we can get to cut her cake....waiting waiting....waiting....finally an hour late I call him and he's in the pub...very VERY tipsy. He missed her b day and we live 10 doors down....no cake got cut and I'm so angry I want to rip his head off and feed it to a donkey. He barely EVER goes to the pub anymore....wtf happened today I have no idea. He could have gone tomorrow or even after seeing her. She absolutely adores him to bits and he knows she does. Then he says he's upset cuz his own mum passed away a few months ago but I just can't understand why for 20 minutes he couldn't just push it aside so he could be there to wish my mum a happy birthday. I'm probably being unreasonable buy I was so angry I was shaking for 20 minutes when trying to talk. I know it's hard but he knew he'd make my mum's day by being there just for a few mins.

Literally have no intention whatsoever to ever use a test again.

But I do feel like jamming one up his backside.

Sorry I know this has turned into some agony aunt sh*t but he's upset me so much.

Feel like throwing those damn digital tests in the bin. I haven't even opened the amazon packaging yet.

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MummyGofboys · 16/06/2017 09:25

3 days late today. Still cramping, still nauseous, still have sore boobs grrrr. Testing again on Sunday morning as had a negative yesterday.

@BunsOfAnarchy oh no!!! You talking today? Men can be so insensitive xx

TheGrumpySquirrel · 16/06/2017 09:37

Negative FRER this morning at 9dpo, arrrgh

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BunsOfAnarchy · 16/06/2017 09:43

@MummyGofboys is it worth booking into doctors for a test?

We are talking today. It's so out of character for him and he's full of apologies. Still feel like kicking him in his goolies but I need them next month for more fertilisation possibilities lol

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BunsOfAnarchy · 16/06/2017 09:44

Oh no @TheGrumpySquirrel finger's crossed it'll show in the next couple days x

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MummyGofboys · 16/06/2017 10:50

@BunsOfAnarchy would they not make me wait longer before a test? Xx

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BunsOfAnarchy · 16/06/2017 11:17

@MummyGofboys not sure. They may. Give them a call and ask when you can get it booked. Gives you a couple days to see if AF appears

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MummyGofboys · 16/06/2017 11:18

Waiting in doc to call me back 😌😌

MummyGofboys · 16/06/2017 11:42

Just got my BFP!!! Literally minutes before the doctor called. I'm trying to load a picture. I'm in shock. Literally shacking

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BunsOfAnarchy · 16/06/2017 11:58

YESSS!!!! OMG THAT IS SO AWESOME! GET IN!!!

eeeek I'm so excited! Congratulations mummy! Xxx

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MummyGofboys · 16/06/2017 12:02

@BunsOfAnarchy thank you. I'm still shaking. I totally though we were out this time. I'm so glad I got some first response tests. Can't believe it was just before the doctor called. She was giggling on the phone and has booked me in for two weeks for midwife. Can't believe it

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BunsOfAnarchy · 16/06/2017 12:15

@MummyGofboys I need to invest in some FRER lol fingers crossed a healthy and happy pregnancy and healthy and happy baby!

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MummyGofboys · 16/06/2017 12:21

Hubbies reaction wasn't great as he wasn't kean on a third baby but he is happy I'm happy lol. Fingers crossed for you @BunsOfAnarchy definitely get some FRER. Can't believe Iv had 6 negatives with clear blue!!!

Pinkemi · 16/06/2017 12:27

YEY!!!!! Our first BFP!! Grin Congrats @mummygofboys

So how many days late were you for your AF? I hoping I might still be in for a chance! haha

(realistically i doubt it.. I haven't had nearly the same amount of symptoms as you. )

MummyGofboys · 16/06/2017 12:31

@Pinkemi 3 days late today. According to ovia pregnancy I am 4 weeks today so that's maybe why Iv had negatives. Baby is size of a poppy seed eeeek

Pinkemi · 16/06/2017 12:59

okay.. but you would think.. the fact that I used a first response test yesterday.. that would have picked up a pregnancy seeing as I was only 2 or 3 days away?

Passthecake30 · 16/06/2017 13:08

Come on ladies.... a sensible voice whose been there done that. With my first dc I was poas like a good un, every day, every month, on the sly...what did it get me but a lower bank balance and completely wound up?!!! So with dc 2 I waited... made it a rule not to poas until officially 2 days late, shining my halo all the while. Used a total of ONE test. 2nd route was waaaaay better for the stress, you can all do it!!!

TheGrumpySquirrel · 16/06/2017 14:07

Congratulations @MummyGofboys !! I'm testing again Sunday morning.. that's either 10/11 dpo. If that's negative I've got to try and wait till AF is actually late

MummyGofboys · 16/06/2017 14:15

@TheGrumpySquirrel thank you. Fingers crossed for you.

@Passthecake30 I think it's easier said than done. Sometimes the urge just takes over 😂

Passthecake30 · 16/06/2017 15:10

Yes mummy I do understand 😀 Especially when the cheapies are 10p or something ridiculous!

Pinkemi · 16/06/2017 15:14

@Passthecake30.. with your first.. when did you get your BFP?

fluffykitties · 16/06/2017 15:43

I was like this test crazy! Gave up and randomly did a test a few weeks later was very shocked when it said pregnant 2-3 weeks! I had been pregnant the whole
Time !

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