Jesus Christ someone tape my hands together - Prego Tests

[BunsOfAnarchy]

Get me a straitjacket...I can't stop testing my pee because I've lost my mind.

In a nutshell;
-Been with hubby now 10years, married for 2
-Decided to start trying for a baby
-Never been on the pill, all hail the wonders of condoms
-I ovulated on the 4th June and baby danced on both 4th and 5th
-Im taking STUPID tests every single day (cheapo amazon and SD)
-all were negative but of course I'm testing TOO EARLY
-and breathe...

I need some direction ladies. Why am I feeling so intensely crazy? I can't even wait another 5 days till period is due. Okay so I feel some weird symptoms, like a period pain type of niggling pain every night, a silly tonne of flatulence and hysteria. I just can't stop testing.

I even had a very vivid and incredibly real dream this morning that 2 lines appeared. So I tested but still a BFN.

How can I stop myself from testing every day? Has anyone else been a mad woman and done this?

[BunsOfAnarchy]

@Passthecake30 please have a word with my uterus a's she's the one with the tight grip around my self controls neck.

Those damn amazon cheapies have ruined my life lol

[TheGrumpySquirrel]

I think I may be out as cervix is low and CM possibly has a pink tinge. Hmm. How are you getting on @mrsgembles ?

[MummyGofboys]

@BunsOfAnarchys uterus. Let go, just let the little swimmers in, be free 😂😂 get a FRER and see if that works. Al my toes and fingers are crossed for you all xx

[Lalalax3]

Evenin all, no period yet but cramping. Refuse to test until Mon! Spent the day with my dad and also booked a holiday to Umbria in July so having a pretty good day, despite womb fuckwittage.

[TheGrumpySquirrel]

I will test again in the morning but just an IC. Convinced I'm out so saving the second FRER. I just feel so normal.

[Pinkemi]

Man I feel exhausted.. Friday night's I'm normally able to stay up till gone 11.. it's only 9:30 and my eyelids are drooping already.

I was thinking today actually.. I haven't had my normal spots before my period.. I normally have 1 or 2 on my face. I'm also a lot more constipated than normal even though I've been drinking way more then normal...

Here I go again with the symptom spotting! Lol

[BunsOfAnarchy]

@Pinkemi hahaha can't help but symptom spot too! What are we like lol

@MummyGofboys you have inspired me to buy FRER. I have actually ordered them on amazon as it's cheaper, arrive tomorrow! And I've not even opened the parcel with my CB digital in yet...look at my amazing self control lol (I'm too cheap to use them yet so I went Co op and bought 2 store brand ones at 2.50...still BFN lol)

@mrsgembles Umbria sounds divine! It's so pretty! Well done on not testing today....wish I could stop my addiction to cheapie lolll

[Passthecake30]

pinkemi I think it was 6 cycles. And poas did not make it happen sooner 😜

Good luck ladies!

[SnowWhite123]

Hi everyone, I hope you don't mind me joining in. AF was due on Monday the 12th but still no signs of her coming. My only symptom is a dull headache that comes and goes. Had sharp pains in lower right abdomen whilst DTD last night (sorry TMI) Also suffered with dizziness and feeling light headed about 10 days ago. Anyway, I tested on Tuesday night and got a very faint BFP. I've tested about 5 times since (oops) with internet cheapies and 2 Superdrug tests and all BFNs. What is going on?

[TheGrumpySquirrel]

Well AF is here. How dull

[BunsOfAnarchy]

@SnowWhite123 try FRER as it'll detect a lower level of hcg than the cheap ones. It's 6.25 for 2 on amazon.

That's real odd. Give it a day or two and test again. If not I'd say tell your doctor you got a positive and you want to be booked in for a test with them

Fingers and toes crossed!

Co op cheapie gave me the absolute strongest BFN this morning so looks like AF is on time for tomorow (sniff)

[BunsOfAnarchy]

@GrumpySquirrel oh no. Sorry bout AF. Tell her the hotel will be refurbished as of next month so not to come back for a year!

[BunsOfAnarchy]

Sorry I meant @TheGrumpySquirrel lol

[Pinkemi]

Woke up this morning with a backache and a twinge in my hips.. normally means AF is due any minute. Bah! Although she isn't here yet.. (still clinging onto some hope!)

[Lalalax3]

I have definite AF cramps. All the gin for me this weekend. #silverlinings

[SnowWhite123]

@BunsOfAnarchy there were no FRER in my local supermarket so I've had to go with a cheap one again! Took one with FMU and it's a bfn. Convinced myself for a while there's a squinter but I know there's not. Getting an increasingly painful lower back now and to my right side, almost feels like a stitch. I give up for this month! Hoping AF stays away for you tomorrow

[Pinkemi]

Yep.. I'm out. AF just arrived. :-(

[BunsOfAnarchy]

Ladies. I've drank a whole bottle of prosecco. Yes. Whole

AF due today but yes I can be a day late. No baby this month but right now I have Sean Paul blaring and to much fizz to care.

Fingers crossed for everyone else though. Xxxx

[TheGrumpySquirrel]

@BunsOfAnarchy are you def out??

[BunsOfAnarchy]

@TheGrumpySquirrel Yeh I think so. I haven't bothered testing because I can be a day late or early. I reckon AF will be on me doorstep with her suitcase in the morning.

It's all good though. Hubby and I have had some fun sexual times today instead. Twice. That's a lot for us!

I'll wake up with a hangover and a real urge to POAS in the morning

[TheGrumpySquirrel]

Update please! 😬

[BunsOfAnarchy]

@TheGrumpySquirrel I hope you're sitting down. I haven't bothered to POAS. This is the longest I've gone without testing since 4dpo lol.

Awful hangover. Got twinges down below. AF feels like she's on her way. I'm just not ready for work or AF today. Someone give me a bed and let me sleep today.

[Pinkemi]

wow.. I would be properly slozzled on a whole bottle of processo! haha

[BunsOfAnarchy]

@Pinkemi I was ruined to say the least. But u shouldn't have any drinks to be fair. I'm gonna cut them out now. Get me used to it.

Little Update
So I'm 2 days late. AF should have come knocking on Sunday. No sign.
Yesterday I went to an STI clinic located inside Boots (insert laughter here) because they do free pregnancy tests. 20 mind, 2 tests and still negatives.

The nurse said I could still have conceived but just not prodiced enough hormone for it to be picked up. I don't know. I think by now id have a BFP if it was? I'm now 16dpo.

So I can home and finally took first test since Friday. It was a FRER. Still BFN

I think AF is trolling me hard with the cramping and the lateness but I'm now convinced there is no bub in tub. (Insert my heartbroken face here somewhere).

Ugh. Just uuugghhh

[BunsOfAnarchy]

@Pinkemi I mean I shouldn't have any drinks lol