Jesus Christ someone tape my hands together - Prego Tests

[BunsOfAnarchy]

Get me a straitjacket...I can't stop testing my pee because I've lost my mind.

In a nutshell;
-Been with hubby now 10years, married for 2
-Decided to start trying for a baby
-Never been on the pill, all hail the wonders of condoms
-I ovulated on the 4th June and baby danced on both 4th and 5th
-Im taking STUPID tests every single day (cheapo amazon and SD)
-all were negative but of course I'm testing TOO EARLY
-and breathe...

I need some direction ladies. Why am I feeling so intensely crazy? I can't even wait another 5 days till period is due. Okay so I feel some weird symptoms, like a period pain type of niggling pain every night, a silly tonne of flatulence and hysteria. I just can't stop testing.

I even had a very vivid and incredibly real dream this morning that 2 lines appeared. So I tested but still a BFN.

How can I stop myself from testing every day? Has anyone else been a mad woman and done this?

[Pinkemi]

Glad to see I was not the only one who caved and took a pregnancy test today! Haha

That alcohol looks lush.. I could really do with a glass of wine or something right now. I'm trying to stay off it though.. just in case.. I mean I'm pretty sure that AF is visiting this weekend but I want to better all my chances you know?

[BunsOfAnarchy]

I feel ya @Pinkemi. You have to always be prepared. I think soon as AF arrives I'm hitting the Tequila.

I bought a box of Morrisons own brand PT. I'm so ashamed. I just couldn't help it lol. Blame the cramps that have come back with a vengeance lol

[Vicsteur81]

I'm telling myself I'm not going to test again tonight.

[BunsOfAnarchy]

@Vicsteur81....let us know what the result is when you do 😀

I'm just gonna bite the bullet and poas in the morning. One last time. Then I promise no testing till Sunday

[MummyGofboys]

@BunsOfAnarchy 😂😂 why not. I deliberately did not buy any as I want to see how late Af is going tonne by im still expecting her any minute

[MummyGofboys]

Tired eyes do not make good conversation on here 😂😂😂

[BunsOfAnarchy]

@MummyGofboys I'm sending some strong curse words to your AF...tell her to do one for a year. She can ride off into the sunset with my AF.

[WithCheesePlease]

Don't worry, you're not crazy. I've been doing this for 8 months 😂

[MummyGofboys]

😂😂😂 gladly. Here's hoping we have big massive BFPS by the weekend. I promise I shall abscond from all pee sticks until then

[Pinkemi]

So I have dried up down there terribly.. AF is a certain I think.. everywhere I read says you should feel wetter down there when pregnant. :-(

[Lalalax3]

I did it again. My boobs were so sore! Obvs it was negative.

[Lalalax3]

Interesting Pinkemi... I still feel...moist

[BunsOfAnarchy]

@mrsgembles me too. (This morning on first wee)...and a BFN it was too loll

Gonna sit on my hands.

[Lalalax3]

What is WRONG WITH US BunsOfAnarchy?!

[BunsOfAnarchy]

@mrsgembles maybe we just doing it all wrong. What if we're peeing at the wrong angle? Do we need to wait till there's a full moon?

Is it because I ate macdonalds while I'm on a diet?

No. Nothing wrong with us. What's wrong are those stupid lines that are hiding

[Lalalax3]

I'm sat at toddler group watching my kid and obsessing about my loins.

[DaphneGrace]

Hello everyone! I am in the same position ttc#2. Hoping a bit of chat will stop me testing EVERY day, even though it's still too early.

[Lalalax3]

So last night at about midnight I had about 10 mins of extreme weirdness in my lady area. Rumblings, aches and then a feeling, honestly, like I'd been pierced. Obvs interpreted this is implantation but was prob IBS or something. 😂

[DaphneGrace]

I have been crazy-bloated for nearly 10 days now. AF not due for another 6. I don't think it's normal for me, but then again, maybe I'm just imagining it or wasn't paying attn before. My first sign last time was Montgomery's tubercles, which seem to be coming and going this time, to make it worse! When I'm not POAS I am checking my boobs. I am mental right now.

[Vicsteur81]

@DaphneGrace I've got to stop subconsciously checking my boobs in public

[TheGrumpySquirrel]

Doing all I can not to POAS for the second time today ..

[Lalalax3]

Me too GrumpySquirrel!

[TheGrumpySquirrel]

Keeping hydrated so there's less temptation

[Lalalax3]

I keep touching my nips, people passing will look in and think I'm a pervert.

[BunsOfAnarchy]

@DaphneGrace lol you sound like us! All the cramps etc are just convincing enough to think we should be getting BFP's but I know what you mean with the cramps. Mine have never come this early before AF but maybe I've never paid attention until now? My head is going NUTS

@mrsgembles @Vicsteur81 lolllll inspecting boobs in public ahahaha!

Amazon has emailed me to tell me my clear blue digital test's have been delivered (I'm so ashamed...)