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TTC #1 Thread 15. Don't. Trust. The. Boobs. ( . )( . )

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StarkyTheDirewolf · 20/05/2016 16:51

Hugh enjoys ISW and his love affair with Doreen. He watches out for skittle tits and weepyitis. Mrs Arseholey Fucknut (Af) shows up when you least want her but brings wine and soft cheese as a consolation prize.

We don't have rules as such but expect to be talked down from the ledge with kind and well meaning but firm words if you get too hysterical. But most importantly don't convince yourself you're pregnant in the tww That is paramount! It messes with your head and makes you crazy crazier

We don't get a lot of baby dust in these here parts. We want a fanny full of determined Doreen, not unicorn farts and gnome tears with extra sparkle. We've been going a while now so the novelty has somewhat worn off and we're slightly battle scarred and bruised in the cervix area.

Post your stats and add your dates. A more lovely, supportive group of ladies you couldn't wish to meet. We've got a few grads sticking around I won't leave and no question is too daft. We have opk experts, cervical mucus management teams and symptom spotters extraudinaire!

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WingingIt83 · 10/06/2016 13:16

geeup same here, dinner has never looked so appetising. ...not! (And aren't walnuts yukky when not served in carrot cake lol!). 2 days until AF due for me ...

geeup · 10/06/2016 14:03

Redfox how often did you have reflexology and for how long? Thanks.
Wingingit agree walnuts v bland without cake! How many do you reckon we eat a day? I have about 4 in a spinach salad (with a fair bit of cheese!).

WingingIt83 · 10/06/2016 14:57

geeup i probably have about 2 small handfuls a day (of the 'halves' from h&b)? I don't eat fish so don't get omega3 from many other sources so thought I'd need a decent portion

SuchaJem · 10/06/2016 16:51

Congratulations ever! I was only wondering the other day how you were doing. Fantastic news, and on your engagement and work too SmileStarHaloSmile

Good work marmite!

Hello hep how are you doing? Hope you have a nice chilled month off.

Ooh snow still no AF? Fx for you!! You sound pregnant!

Snowdog37 · 10/06/2016 16:57

Af is due the 15th so I'm not late or anything sucha but the hcg trigger clearly has done a number on my body!

Evergreen17 · 10/06/2016 18:41

Thanks ladies SmileGrinSmileGrin
I keep testing everyday. Very scared of what may happen
Wishing everyone here lots of luck FlowersFlowers

Kathrino · 10/06/2016 19:02

Hurrah ever!! I'm so happy for you; isn't it amazing when everything happens at once. Wishing you all the best for the next 9 months.

kwick · 10/06/2016 19:41

nicky good that nothing obvious wrong :)

OMG evergreen I do not know how i missed your news but AMAZEBALLS!!!! Congratulations!!!!! StarStarStar

snowdog remember you cannot trust the boobage!!!

So my AF finally made an appearance - 7 weeks after MC. I feel quite elated - this means that I can get ready for starting IVF again next period Smile

AliceScarlett · 10/06/2016 19:53

Congrats ever fantastic news.

Kwick never thought I'd say it, but glad AF has turned up for you Hmm

I'm... Lurking. Spotting on cd 22. Had swabs and bloods done yesterday. Who knows.

SuchaJem · 10/06/2016 20:08

Great news kwick, onwards to next cycle for you Smile

Kathrino · 10/06/2016 20:23

Excellent kwick, I'm so glad AF has arrived for you. Those white knickers worked!

AliceScarlett · 10/06/2016 20:24

Jem How's my cycle buddy? Sorry to hear about the anx, it's horrible that feeling :(

nicky883 · 10/06/2016 21:18

I see cute pregnant women EVERYWHERE i swear we are at a restaurant and there are 5 obviously pregnant ladies ! Why not meeeee Sad

SuchaJem · 10/06/2016 21:41

Hey Alice was wondering how you were doing, did you say you'd had some tests done? How long have you been trying?

I can't believe it's been 6 months already for us. Anxiety has subsided but we are currently in the airport so I always feel calmer when we're on our way home. Ridiculous anxiety! I have enjoyed being here though. Seeing family has been wonderful especially.

AliceScarlett · 10/06/2016 21:55

6 months sames. But I started bleeding between periods. So they swabbed for infection and took bloods. GP said 6 months was pretty much nothing Angry

SuchaJem · 10/06/2016 22:04

Hope they get to the bottom of it for you.

The fact they think 6 months is not much time makes me feel a little better in a way x

kwick · 10/06/2016 22:15

alice nice to see you back Smile

Fanks everyone!

Period pain not so welcome... Have to stay off drugs of choice as they impact fertility Confused and paracetamol just does not cut it...

marmitetoast1 · 10/06/2016 22:18

Woohoo for AF kwick! Now you know where you are Smile

LovelyFishy · 11/06/2016 00:01

Yay for AF Kwick, onwards and upwards!

It's always hard when stuff like that happens isn't it Nicky? I've got a wedding coming up soon where I'll see loads of old school friends and most of them have just had babies or are pregnant. So wishing to have a bfp by then!! I have had creamy cm for the past 2 days, currently cd 24...

I'm having a really chill month this time. I've broken quite a few "rules" - had one slice of bread with patè at a work buffet last week, had 1 beer each night for the past 3 days! Plus had some nice playtime with my little kitty cat before bed which is always fun. Smile

nicky883 · 11/06/2016 04:55

Its a bit heartbreaking lovely woke up to a temperature dip :( gutted af is on her way so on to cycle 6 !!

kwick · 11/06/2016 06:35

Sorry about that nicky

LovelyFishy · 11/06/2016 07:23

Sorry about AF Nicky.

I appear to have forgotten how to sleep. I don't know why I'm up this early!

SuchaJem · 11/06/2016 08:25

Sorry Nicky, I hope it's not AF but understand you need to prepare yourself.

I'm 7 DPO and very emotional and snappy today which is classic PMS for me Sad so pretty sure it'll be AF for me next week and onto cycle 7.

Evergreen17 · 11/06/2016 08:40

Hi Kwick!! How are you?!!FlowersFlowers

Evergreen17 · 11/06/2016 08:42

Thanks Kathrino and Alice Smile

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