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TTC #1 Thread 14. Shroedingering Like Champions! (It's an art form and a skill!)

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StarkyTheDirewolf · 17/04/2016 12:02

Hugh enjoys ISW and his love affair with Doreen. He watches out for skittle tits and weepyitis. Mrs Arseholey Fucknut (Af) shows up when you least want her but brings wine and soft cheese as a consolation prize.

We don't have rules as such but expect to be talked down from the ledge with kind and well meaning but firm words if you get too hysterical. But most importantly don't convince yourself you're pregnant in the tww That is paramount! It messes with your head and makes you crazy crazier

We don't get a lot of baby dust in these here parts. We want a fanny full of determined Doreen, not unicorn farts and gnome tears with extra sparkle. We've been going a while now so the novelty has somewhat worn off and we're slightly battle scarred and bruised in the cervix area.

Post your stats and add your dates. A more lovely, supportive group of ladies you couldn't wish to meet. We've got a few grads sticking around I won't leave and no question is too daft. We have opk experts, cervical mucus management teams and symptom spotters extraudinaire!

WE SHALL WIN IN THE GAME OF SPERM MEETS EGG! IT WILL HAPPEN!

TTC #1 Thread 14. Shroedingering Like Champions! (It's an art form and a skill!)
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LovelyFishy · 20/05/2016 15:09

Welcome Marmite! waves

Sorry AF got you Jem. SadFlowers Enjoy a wine this eve. Wine

Fx for you Kav, it sounds promising!

Kathrino · 20/05/2016 16:12

Oh Jem, I'm so sorry. Plenty of Chocolate and Wine coming your way.

Welcome marmite!

StarkyTheDirewolf · 20/05/2016 16:52

www.mumsnet.com/Talk/conception/2642111-TTC-1-Thread-15-Dont-Trust-The-Boobs?watched=1

New thread guys.

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StarkyTheDirewolf · 20/05/2016 16:57

All went well, thank you so much for all your kind positive thoughts, I'm certain it worked because I didn't get myself too worked up! I'm a day or two ahead of what I thought I was, and alien was waving and jiggling. Dh saw much more than I did, but I feel incredibly fortunate to be here and to be able to share with you guys, I'd have gone mad if I didn't.

Happy to put the pic up if anyone wants to see a cross section of my uterus but also mindful of being insensitive. I feel like I should be handing out er the reigns of thread starter and worrying I've outstayed my welcome slightly.

Welcome to all newbies! And returners!

I was so scared this morning I had the nervous farts. I'm like a skunk when I'm scared.

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Jamjar12 · 20/05/2016 17:37

Thanks all Smile

Sorry to hear AF got you Jem, the worse part is just not knowing if it's ever going to happen. When I reached cycle 5, I was convinced it was just not going to happen to me. I wish I could go back and tell myself to just calm down and be patient but I know I wouldn't listen anyway lol. It sucks, thinking of you :(

Hi Marmite

Mooseville · 20/05/2016 19:29

Here she is!!

She was smashing! We've only met the one dog/owner and she's great... My DP's sister got us into it, and they walk quite a few.

TTC #1 Thread 14. Shroedingering Like Champions! (It's an art form and a skill!)
Mooseville · 20/05/2016 19:35

Ooh Starky, so pleased all went well!
I think we're all so happy for you that no one would think it insensitive, you went through the same things as us and it helps to see that it all can work out in the end! But that's talking for myself I guess, not everyone!

Kwick709 · 20/05/2016 20:55

moose there is a lovely scan picture on the new thread, come join us Grin

emalady · 21/05/2016 22:54

I'm still catching up on posts but was just wondering what people do. I was at a wedding this weekend and ended up having to walk away and have a bit of a cry as my 32 week pregnant friend compained about how awful pregnancy is. We started trying around the same time. One friend knows and I'm pretty sure that the rest have guessed we are trying and having no luck. How do you cope when friends are complaining about pregnancy or similar and have you told people you are trying?

StarkyTheDirewolf · 21/05/2016 23:24

We didn't tell anyone we were trying ema I just did smiling, nodding "oh it must be tiring" etc whilst going green as fuck and internaly slightly bitter and pissed off that it wasn't me. But it will be you next. It will. Send positive thoughts to your vagina and Bang like a shit house door in a storm!

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SuchaJem · 22/05/2016 12:57

Haha starky! Ema have you found the new thread?

kwick · 22/05/2016 13:47

starky you have such a way with words Grin

Russkispy · 24/05/2016 15:32

Just had my first fertility acupuncture, £85 and 3 hours later and lighter I've finally emerged, smelling of roses 😉 This price includes a consultation and first treatment. We talked a lot about fertility, ovulation, fertility window, foods, body chemicals, pregnancy etc really enjoyed the chat! She'll send me a list of food to incorporate into my diet. Will let you know. My 2nd appointment is in 2 weeks.
I'm currently on CD10, DTD on CD5, 7 and 9. She advised to DTD every other day from end of your period all the way through to CD21. Providing I'm usually 28-29 CDs. Which I am. Already changes in CM. "Science" continues till CD21 😉

kwick · 25/05/2016 18:45

Great news russkispy!
BTW there is a new thread - scroll back for link.

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