Bumsnet - where we get it on and get our BFP!!

[Rainy34]

This is the bus where we will get our BFP, hop on with your summer skirts and grab the bfp 's!!

Sorry for AF pains Queen.

mega sorry for what you woke up to! What with this blood filled bus and the grad vomit filled one we aren't doing very well! I hope it buggers off soon for you.

bbh welcome back - have added you back to the stats. Do you weigh over 200kg or just your pregnant friends?

Oh, I'm glad I'm not the only one crying at the nationwide advert!!

pikz CD 11 today so we are cycle twins at present. Shove up so I can squeeze in net to you....I'm hoping to OV Sunday as I seem to OV on CD16.

robot nothing worse than horror show PJs... Last time that happened to me I was camping in my parents garden. I had to sneak in to the bathroom to change and was so terrified of my dad seeing me!!!

bozza come and have a hug, love. Robot is right, imaginations are our worst enemy. Try not to second guess his motivations. When are you going to relate? I agree with what someone else said, couselling can work wonders. I've had it on my own and even that has improved how I talk to DP.

night there are many things about DP that drive me potty but I am forever grateful that he sees video games as a complete waste of time.... Where have you hidden the Xbox?

nomio and pugalicious good luck for the waiting game lovely ladies....

twinkle I once did that crossing on the last ferry before they decided the weather too bad.... With 45 teenagers. They were all vomming everywhere, as were all my colleagues. There was just me and one sea-leggy child going round passing out the sick bags and water and holding back hair in the loos. I hope your crossing is a lot better than that!

Really looking forward to catching up with you all again. DH is keeping me busy on this holiday. We spent the day in Harrogate, then went to Brimham rocks, and even had a badger come onto our log cabin decking.

AF still hasn't arrived, expecting her to show with tidal force! Temp is still lower but above the coverline. Two to three days late now too so I have no clue what is going on! Still in the game until AF shows up.

Ultra tired and keep having lots of disturbed sleep which is really unusual for me.

Today we are taking a scenic steam train to the coast, which should be lovely. I have no Internet signal at the cabin but I will try and find a point to catch up with you all.

Hope you are all doing well!

ibeka sounds exactly like the ferry I'm on! Lots of school children and teachers, I think they are all being very well behaved but the tannoy just came on asking the teachers to stop them running around! I'm normally quite good at sea but this is something else

mega sorry for AF, it just got me too. For some stupid reason I imagined a miracle happening and getting a bfp this month, would have been a wonderful story but as DH has no sperm I guess I was dreaming! Hope AF isn't too bad for you now.

pixa it still sounds hopeful for you lovely, are you going to poas again today or tomorrow or just wait it out? Good luck

pixa fx!

My blood tests are back but doctor hasn't looked at them yet. Got to call back tomorrow PM. I'm so impatient!!!

twinkle are you still on the ferry? Hope you are safely home now.

pikz how do you feel about going to the consultant? Fx for Saturday for you.

night do continue to lurk :) sorry to all for asking about the scan.

baby are you really over 200kgs? As that's actually quite worrying. Or 200lbs? Either way I'm sure talking to a specialist would help. I assume you can do that more easily than we can in the UK (you are on the usa no?)

mega you are so funny. I had a blood in Pajama explosion once at a mates house. Trying to clean up without anyone seeing was hideous.
Mortifying.

pixa my great great grandfather and his children built part of that railway. My family are from up there. It's beautiful. Enjoy.

queen how's working from home? Sorry about blood tests. Rubbish.

twinkle sorry for AF

queen for your results DO THESE PEOPLE NOT UNDERSTAND!

Laughing at ibeka's gory tent sprint - and the boat of vom! Oh boris it's just so grisly being a lady - sometimes I think all this blood makes us loads tougher than blokes. We've seen it all!

pixa your trip sounds wonderful...such a lovely part of the world! hope the sun shines on you today. Cuddle a badger for me?

Well ladies, I have constructed a nappy out of two maxi night pads and a pair of men's jockey shorts. All set for the train journey to London for a romantic overnight trip with DH...he does not know how lucky he is

oh mega - at least you'll be well padded if you can't get a seat on the train!

boris how are you today lovely? Wfh is good thanks. Glad I didn't have to trek out in the wind and rain!

Argh! Why would I get EWCM a few days before I'm expecting my period?!

queen it's (relatively) normal to get EWCM at this point in your cycle, hormones rebalancing.

I'm ok thanks. Not enjoying being out in this weather but it is possibly clearing slightly?

robotenjoy london. Liking your defence mechanism.

Queen I got it on both bfn months and BFP months. It can be both a sign of impending AF or pregnancy - confusing!

I am so glad I am not in work. I have diarrhoea (adding to the grossness of the bus) can't even hang up the washing before running back to the loo. Don't know if I am sick or if this is some kind of post mc fun you can get?

Phew! Thanks guys. you're the bestest

Oh mummy how horrible. Drink lots of fluids and try to chill out x

Mummy, that sounds horrible. I have no idea if it is MC related or not, but hope you feel better soon. X

Queen, I never get EWCM at OV time since being on Clomid, but get it in the TWW. I think our bodies just like to mess with us!

Robot, I have had the horror show gushing blood more than once. You have to use so many pass you waddle!

Twinkle, I hope you are off the boat now. I get crazily travel sick on ferries, so would probably be laid there whimpering if I were you!

Pug, did you hide it, or did you relent? I am so pleased DH is not into computer games.

I am feeling a bit queasy today. It is clearly a sign and not that I am tired from not sleeping.

I was planning to go do a few things in town today, but the weather is too scary. The second of June & I am thinking of putting the heating on!

Pads, not pass!

Nomio get the heating on. How I miss instant heating !! I should light the fire really as I'm cold but it's such a pain, plus the coal is out at the garage and it's raining

So the so called "medical experts" are on the bandwagon again that if couples are wanting children they should do it before the age of 30, if only it was that easy to become parents in early twenties!!, I did not feel mature enough and we were still living with my inlaws it was not possible,this kind of information just panics people!!!

I've been trying since I was 27 , it's now impossible for me to have one before I'm 30. Xx

Sammy i am 35 so I'm clearly passed it!!

Although the intention is good it doesn't take into account any of the reasons why people might not be having children before 30! Perhaps if we had more permanent jobs paying the living wage and more affordable housing people would feel able to start trying in their twenties! I hate those articles

I should just give up now then! That is such a stupid thing to say. People should have children when they are in a strong relationship, financially secure, and ready. If that happens on your twenties, great, but for most of us it doesn't.

Rainy I didn't meet my DH til I was 30! Before that I was with an alcoholic, unemployed layabout who refused to admit his problem and sponged off me until I got fed up and sent him packing. Hardly father material!