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smack those rats, sniff those drugs; we dont care how, but we will get our babies and we are BROOKING NO ARGUMENT

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NoCupcakesOrCocktails · 16/06/2015 13:47

22 Imps Shock that's an impressive supply!

Beedle that's fab that you guys are all organised and can concentrate on enjoying the summer without worrying about any of the IVF crap. A miracle bfp would be amazing Grin

I ok now ive resigned myself to the likelyhood that I've got another few weeks to wait. Baby is not engaged at all and cervix is unfavourable. I'm seeing midwife again on thurs so will be booking induction for around the end of June/start of July

Imps9 · 16/06/2015 13:57

Okay so please don't judge me - I bought another FRER at lunchtime (yes, despite having had the super-faint line only a few hours earlier and despite having had a lot of water to drink this morning and despite having 22 tests at home). There was another super-faint line which I have tried to capture using the wonder of the iPhone camera. Can you see anything? Anything at all?

smack those rats, sniff those drugs; we dont care how, but we will get our babies and we are BROOKING NO ARGUMENT
smack those rats, sniff those drugs; we dont care how, but we will get our babies and we are BROOKING NO ARGUMENT
Imps9 · 16/06/2015 13:59

(Lol, I've just looked at the attached photos and I think "no" is the answer Grin. Okay, I will chill the chuff out and maybe test again tomorrow am)

Imps9 · 16/06/2015 14:00

(Oh, and when I said that I bought another FRER...it was a double pack...still on BOGOF. So it was 4 FRERs really).

Imps9 · 16/06/2015 14:01

(I have a problem Blush Grin)

NoCupcakesOrCocktails · 16/06/2015 14:07

Imps you are single handedly keeping FRER in business Grin

I'm on my phone so it's difficult to see. That said I do feel like I can see something where the line would be. Obviously it's not fmu though so I wouldn't expect you to see much x

BeedlesPineNeedles · 16/06/2015 14:42

is it like one of those magic eye pictures, if you stare at it long enough you see the words "pregnant" ? :o Though as cups says its not fmu. I look forward to the new pictures tomorrow am

Withalittlesparkle · 16/06/2015 16:21

Imps I can't see the picture if I pm you my email address will you email me?!

Imps9 · 16/06/2015 17:57

Yes go for it Sparks - although brace yourself for significant squinting and ultimate disappointment!

cartoontrickster · 16/06/2015 18:22

I think I can see it imps.
hurry up tomorrow morning! (unless you wanna do another this eve??)

NoMaybeAboutIt · 16/06/2015 19:24

I CAN SEE A LINE!!!!!!!
(That was my excited voice) hurry up tomorrow!!!

Sounds like you've got things sorted Beedle. But you'll get one of those ironic BFPs first

A is good thanks. Despite already throwing tantrums Shock

Hello my lovely Keep!! How is S?

Cups, not long now!!! Oh, and the day I went into labour I was also told A wasn't engaged. Just saying.....Wink

NoMaybeAboutIt · 16/06/2015 19:25

Oh, and I am loving your blanket Imps! I have three on the go at the moment Blush

Imps9 · 16/06/2015 19:34

Can you Maybe? Can you really???!!! Glad to hear that A is keeping you on your toes - hopefully she doesn't get in the way of crochet action?

Cups, what's the deal with your cervix? Are you at your due date yet? I'm sure junior will have a wiggle about and get into the right position to shoot right out of there - I am brooking no argument.

Beedles Operation BFP is go! You can have a fabulous chilled out summer and come autumn you will be diffed as diffed can be.

Pastamancer · 16/06/2015 21:02

Cups try wafting some chocolate by your fanjo, hopefully the smell will encourage engagement and then you get to eat said chocolate after. Win win

NoCupcakesOrCocktails · 16/06/2015 21:02

Ooh I'm excited now Imps Smile looking forward to tomorrow's test.

That's interesting Maybe, I really hope that baby doesn't keep me waiting too long as I'm really bored! The house is ready, I've spring cleaned absolutely everywhere. I can't seem to get interested in any TV/books. I'm so restless.

Imps I've no idea what the dealio is with my cervix GrinWink I'm pretty clueless about it. The midwife had a good look down there and said she wouldn't do a sweep as it was pointless. She said it won't do anything. I'm not due until Friday anyway.

NoCupcakesOrCocktails · 16/06/2015 21:04

Chocolate Shock well now I've heard it all! If only I'd read that before I ate my bar of cadburys caramel Pasta Grin

EverythingIsTicketyBoo · 16/06/2015 22:11

Hello ladies :) well you've been a busy lot while I've been away! Sneezes, cycles, operation BFP. I'm loving most of it. I am.so.sorry there have been BFNs on here too, it is so fucking unfair!

Imps I have chosen a good time to come back, I shall sit by *Maybe inside outside your bathroom Wink

Cups I was induced with K, they told me I was totally not favourable, 1 pessary later I was off like a rocket Grin you never know honey, these things can change so fast!

Well sorry I haven't been about as much, I do think of you all often, those on FB know what's been happening in boo towers, but in the last few months it's been all change. Mr B and I have separated, me and the younger boos are all fine and he sees plenty of them. I'm totally going to have to hang about with you all for a while though, there WILL be a lot of BFPs to celebrate, I'm not planning on missing out on the fun Wink

EverythingIsTicketyBoo · 16/06/2015 22:12

Totally forgot to say Imps on my phone screen? I can totally see a faint line!

Withalittlesparkle · 16/06/2015 22:33

Errrrmmmmmmm imps lovely?!! You're actually diffed!! I even showed my line nay saying DH and he can see a line!! It's faint but I can't wait to see that bad boy get darker

NoCupcakesOrCocktails · 17/06/2015 04:19

Checking in super early for live POAS Grin I can't sleep.

Imps9 · 17/06/2015 05:42

Morning lovelies!

The line is no darker this morning and still barely there so I think this is a chem pregnancy. Disappointing, but as I said, we're in no worse position than we thought we would be by now.

Boo so sorry to hear that you and Mr B have called it a day. Are you on decent terms with him? Hope you're adjusting okay. Hang out here lots as long as you supply us with copious baked goods and fresh coffee

Hope you're asleep by now Cups!

NoCupcakesOrCocktails · 17/06/2015 05:59

Hey Imps, hmm sorry it's no darker. Annoying peesticks. Have you got a photo of this mornings test?

BeedlesPineNeedles · 17/06/2015 07:11

Sorry its no darker imps but sperm are finding their way to teh egg and they are implanting so its a step in the right direction, and maybe its just a slightly slow chilled-out one which will get a move on soon.

boo so sorry about you and MrBoo, hope you and teh little boos are ok

Imps9 · 17/06/2015 07:18

No photos Cups - there really wasn't any point as it was so faint.

This stuff is such a headfuck isn't it?

cartoontrickster · 17/06/2015 08:04

Oh imps really? do you have the others to compare?

lovely to see you boo! sorry to hear about you and Mr b, hope you are ok. you should definitely hang around here abit , I do just cos I like it Smile.

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