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When's the best time to get pregnant? Use our interactive ovulation calculator to work out when you're most fertile and most likely to conceive.

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juneybean · 03/05/2015 18:01

The Rules of Bumsnet

  1. Don't talk about Bumsnet
  2. Get the sperm in the hole
  3. Don't LPB. It's frowned upon.

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loopylou1984 · 14/05/2015 22:12

Thanks Woolly - I'm not sure what it means if it's low, other than then we would use the embryoscope for def!
Night night all, Xx

ibeka · 14/05/2015 22:19

Night all. DP is out so I'm going to make the most of being able to read my book in bead without being nagged Grin

purdiepie · 14/05/2015 22:22

Ibeka, you are amazing. Fact.

Sammy, some women spend more than that on 'fertility' acupuncture and herbs and supplements; some women would spend a tenth of the cost of an embryoscope on a Clearblue Fertility Monitor. If you're going to spend thousands on private IVF then you'd be daft not to pay for video time lapse technology for your embryos. It improves chances of a successful cycle by 10% - not sure where your doc got 6% from. Of course I am evangelical about the scope as it worked for me. I would've been devo'd had it not worked and we hadn't utilised it. I think it's bloody wonderful piece of technology; the embryologists can analyse so much more about an embryo's behaviour than taking it out of the unit once a day and having only a snapshot of its development in each 24-hr period.

I rang my dad from the train station and he picked me up Blush

Woolly, thanks for answering. I've been doing it wrong (quelle surprise! Hmm)

Sammy, I urge you to join a cycling IVF thread; you will find priceless hand-holding at the crucial times (injections/downregging/egg collection/transfer) - but don't leave us! Thanks

Th'Eskimo, I've answered your post on fb.

I am suddenly very definite about wanting our donor to cycle again. I can't bear to think of a baby in my home that isn't all Nancy's genes Sad She is the most incredible creature - I don't think I could love a different make and model.

Rainy, women have always struggled to have babies right throughout history, but in ye olden days there was absolutely nothing they could do about it; without technology and science and drugs and internet forums I reckon the pain was just dealt with silently and in prayer. Even the Old Testament documents the heartache of Samuel's mother with her bewailing her barren womb (she prayed for years for a child and had to suffer the indignity of her husband impregnating her maidservant - quite normal and amoral in those days) Fantastic ending, though Smile

I will go and invent anuvver fred....

Pixa · 14/05/2015 22:23

He isn't my favourite man ever, but this meme made me laugh...

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purdiepie · 14/05/2015 22:36

NEW THREAD

Woolly84 · 14/05/2015 22:44

purdie it was the lovely woodpigeon who answered your question Smile

pixa haha I love that! Very amusing Grin

purdiepie · 14/05/2015 23:52

Love it! Love Ryan Gosling!

loopylou1984 · 15/05/2015 06:35

Purdie - yes, that's what I think too, but I don't want to waste my parents money. Maybe we'll pay for it ourselves as we can afford that, then I won't feel so bad.

Yes I've looked at the IVF threads, I will join once we know when we're starting etc. Don't worry, I couldn't leave here - I know it's odd as I don't even know your names but I really do think of you all as friends Xx

loopylou1984 · 15/05/2015 06:36

Oh and I really hope your previous donor is willing, but if she isn't then I know you will love a 'different make and model' just as much. Xx

MelonMelon · 15/05/2015 06:47

Ladies....I'm embarrassed to ask (clutching at straws) but to tests have a sort of dip in the strip where the dye would settle if it was possible? I'm a twat and have cracked open an asda test and there's something there. It shouldn't be a feint line as I'm 2 days late but I can't stop looking at it now Blush

Rainy34 · 15/05/2015 06:58

wooly the dvd is Fertility Yoga with Lisa Attfield, she apparently had fertility trouble, it has good reviews on Amazon, hoping it comes today and i will let you know what i think x

loopylou1984 · 15/05/2015 07:03

Melon yes they do have a dip I believe. Can you post a pic? Xx

MelonMelon · 15/05/2015 07:28

Just retested with first response and bfn Sad

MelonMelon · 15/05/2015 07:35

May have spoken too soon. What do you think of this

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nightandthelight · 15/05/2015 07:37

Don't have time to catch up so will do that tonight!

Quick tmi question. DH and I failed to DTD last night as didn't get home till 10 and we were tired. Tried this morning and hooha was too tight for DH to get into so he stopped as he could see he was hurting me Blush did try going down on me to loosen things up but to no avail.

Problem is I often find sex painful so was just telling him to carry on which he wouldn't do and I ended up crying Sad the pain seems to be threefold 1. DH is quite large so frequently bashes my cervix 2. I am often constipated (this is the main cause of pain) 3. I am terrified that DH wi spear me in the arse my accident (has happened before) so am often really freaked out while having sex. Is all of this normal? Usually I am able to hide the fact I am in pain from DH but failed this morning and now there are no sperms inside me :(

Sorry for me post, I promise to do a proper catch up later!

Pixa · 15/05/2015 07:43

Melon, I see a faint line. Congratulations. Please test again the day after tomorrow though. Smile

MelonMelon · 15/05/2015 07:45

Yep will test again on Sunday. Line shouldn't be this feint on day 30 so really worried and can't get excited Confused

chopsface · 15/05/2015 08:03

Hmmm melon that is a very feint line for 2 days late... Fingers crossed asda make crap tests and that line will be stronger on another one soon x

night I found it hard to get lubed up enough for 'forced' ttc sex sometimes too. Its hard to be turned on when its just functional. Try not to beat yourself up hun. Have a romantic night tonight x

chopsface · 15/05/2015 08:13

This

nightandthelight · 15/05/2015 08:13

Ooh I can see a line melon! Fx for you :)

Thanks chops :) problem is this has been an issue long before TTC, I just often find sex painful and it sucks :(

Right enough feeling sorry for myself! Will try and read back although I don't have much mobile data!

chopsface · 15/05/2015 08:13

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chopsface · 15/05/2015 08:15

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Dead!

chopsface · 15/05/2015 08:16

Oh night! You spoiled my grand finale! Lol! X

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