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juneybean · 19/04/2015 09:43

I'm not half as eloquent as the Purds so but BFPs for all!!!!

Except twats, they can go fuck themselves.

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spinningirl10 · 22/04/2015 18:58

Ewww the slim rice sounds grim, think I'll pass on that.

Melon, yay for Walters returnGrin

spinningirl10 · 22/04/2015 18:59

Yes Sparkly, I've had cauliflower rice. I quite like it. Think Oyster has it as well.

GlitteryLipgloss1 · 22/04/2015 19:01

yep - it tastes like armPITS too! It's like frogspawn and wallpaper paste. But I was SO hungry and needed stodge so I carried on eating it with my salmon and salad.
still got another two bags of the bloody stuff.

Lucie that sounds like a good solid number. don't lose faith Star

haha melon glad your Puss is back :)

GlitteryLipgloss1 · 22/04/2015 19:02

oooh yes keep meaning to buy a cauliflower to grate up. I am having 50g of normal white rice tonight.

what the fuck is happening to us - talking about RICE?!

GlitteryLipgloss1 · 22/04/2015 19:07

quick whose next to POAS - is it JUNEY :)

juneybean · 22/04/2015 19:07

See this is what happens when you start forgoing sex for syringing, you all become boring!! Wink

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juneybean · 22/04/2015 19:07

NO I'm lining up for the mass pissing on Saturday!

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juneybean · 22/04/2015 19:08

We've got a three day lull, someone piss on a stick will you!

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eskimolaura · 22/04/2015 19:12

Juney I'll go get a twig from the garden and piss all over it if that will make you happy? Grin

juneybean · 22/04/2015 19:12

Yes! Grin

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eskimolaura · 22/04/2015 19:14

It might deter the pigeons from shagging on my fence...

tessiegirl · 22/04/2015 19:16

Hello!

I'm so sorry I haven't been on MN at all since I have come back to UK as we have had so much to do and people to see but have thought of you all every day and I have missed you all so much!!!!!!!!!

Mummyofonesofar · 22/04/2015 19:33

Lucie it all sounds like it is going well.

frog glad it all looked normal.

melon good luck finding your cat! And he returned! Safe and sound!!

nomio diet rice can do one.

juney you're obviously pregnant I think you should poas tomorrow

Mummyofonesofar · 22/04/2015 19:34

sparkly I did Scottish dinner, for the first time I cooked mince and tatties (which my phone tried to correct to fatties). Am I missing something or is it just like cottage pie without the oven bit?

Nomio230 · 22/04/2015 19:36

Come on Juney, do it for us!

juneybean · 22/04/2015 19:41

I haven't got any tests to use with FMU :( and if i go to Asda I'll end up buying more Kopparberg!

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loopylou1984 · 22/04/2015 19:42

Have I missed an exciting looking chart or some symptoms Juney?! Xx

juneybean · 22/04/2015 19:44

CHART looks interesting and I did have a twinge on dip day but no other symptoms to report!

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Mummyofonesofar · 22/04/2015 19:46

Ok, get a test tomorrow for fmu Friday?

Sparkly123 · 22/04/2015 19:48

mummy ha ha I have no idea really. I think it is very similar to cottage pie to be honest yeh!! I wasn't brought up on Scottish food at all, italian... So haggis tatties etc etc ain't my bag!

ibeka · 22/04/2015 19:49

filling

Sparkly123 · 22/04/2015 19:49

This bus is gonna be full in four posts so get yourselves over to the new one ladies...!

ibeka · 22/04/2015 19:49

the

Sparkly123 · 22/04/2015 19:49

Go go go !

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