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juneybean · 19/04/2015 09:43

I'm not half as eloquent as the Purds so but BFPs for all!!!!

Except twats, they can go fuck themselves.

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purdiepie · 22/04/2015 12:27

Jesus never taught tolerance. He taught 'love thy neighbour', not 'celebrate their transgender phalloplasty.'

Come now, Mama, you know I love being shouted at; it's why I read the Daily Mail.

I just think people should be accountable for dressing/talking/living like a twat.

MelonMelon · 22/04/2015 12:28

I have just had the wankiest salad for lunch I want to punch myself and zita west in the face. Bring back real food!

How's day 3 going purds?

Juney that looks promising! Good old wonder balls

juneybean · 22/04/2015 12:30

Haha yes mummy Grin but I am a moron

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Queenbee30 · 22/04/2015 12:33

I love inbetweeners but hated the film. Didn't bother with the second film.

Yummmm salmon and stirfry veggies for my tea tonight.

Gah I peed on an ic, which was obviously a bfn. I'm an idiot.
sparkly hope today and tomorrow fly for you.

MaMaPo · 22/04/2015 12:40

Purdie, I couldn't care less what some random in the middle east talked about two thousand years ago. But I tolerate, with gritted teeth, the religious amongst us.

Shall I say cunt again? I feel like that would help.

Anyway, leaving my girl is hard but I didn't regret last time and I won't regret this time. Last year it was for a wedding in Romania for a very good friend. Taking a baby would have been a nightmare. We'd have had to get a babysitter we didn't know, who may not speak English. We were only away two weeks so she'd have been jetlagged a lot of the time.

This time it's another wedding. We are lucky enough to have the means to go, so we're going. It's hard leaving her but she'll never remember it and we are making great memories for ourselves as a couple. Quite a number of parents I know who have older children have told me that in retrospect they wished they'd taken similar opportunities in the past.

Oh, before I forget - here's the baby blanket I made, for aforementioned friends who got married in Romania last year. Fertile bastards. (Nice blanket tho.)

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chopsface · 22/04/2015 12:50

Hi ladies, still lurking but its moving awfully fast in here!

Just wanted to say to juney when are you due to poas?

Good luck everyone else too. Its awfully quiet in the grad bus. We need you all.

Oh, and I'm Welsh

juneybean · 22/04/2015 12:56

Saturday I think chops but I have no tests in the house so I think I'll see if I can wait til there's no period.

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SunnyStriker · 22/04/2015 13:09

Day from hell. Tantruming tot. Remind me why I want another one.......
So far she's thrown a fit because
1-her eyes are brown not blue
2-its sunny outside
3-the postman came
4-her Raisins are small
5-she didn't want Raisins on her plate
6-i took the Raisins off her plate
7-i don't have a beard or 'matash ' like daddy (daddy doesn't have a beard or moustache.....)

Lovely looking chart juney

Nearly Friday sparkle you holding up ok?

mama I love the blanket. I wish I could make all the beautiful things.....have a lovely break.

night I missed your toilet seat. Can't be arsed to scroll back to look for it. Sounds great Smile

I've just had a salad too melon . I really fancied a lovely lasagne but hey ho.

I fixed our squeeky bed last night so the kids won't be able to hear every single thrust during this month's dtd-athon Grin

SunnyStriker · 22/04/2015 13:15

purdie you need to learn to at least pretend to be more accepting of differences before Nancy is a teen. My daughter brings home all sorts......I've no idea if they're male/female or if it's their hair or some kind of ridiculous hat. Not to mention the 'clothes' they wear and the various sized holes they have in random body parts. It's certainly an eye opener.

spinningirl10 · 22/04/2015 13:16

Purdie, we left ds at home because we were travelling on a motorbike and spent a few days in Vegas in the Casinos. Neither of these things we could have done with ds and he goes abroad with us on other holidaysGrin

Sparkly, I've seen Mum this morning, she's fine thank you. Off on her holidays on the weekend so she's looking forward to that. How are you today?

juneybean · 22/04/2015 13:28

Ohh I've just made a lasagne sunny plenty for every one!

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Mummyofonesofar · 22/04/2015 13:28

sunny sorry for tantrums! How old is your DD?

juneybean · 22/04/2015 13:28

glitterati how's the syringing going?

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loopylou1984 · 22/04/2015 13:46

Twas me who said no smoked salmon!
It's because it's not fully cooked (same reason as pate/rare steak etc) and therefore could contain bacteria that will make you sick. It doesn't hurt a baby directly, but obvs if your being sick and getting dehydrated it's not good for the babby! Xx

SunnyStriker · 22/04/2015 13:58

Oh juney I WANT SOME

Yokyil · 22/04/2015 14:06

And chips juney ?!? Grin

GlitteryLipgloss1 · 22/04/2015 14:23

Afternoon everyone
Hope your all mighty fine!

sunny haha oh dear!

Hey Juney last night was better - still had approx 3ml from DH - so did it in 2 rather than 1 big one. I left it for a few mins - got comfy, did the job and still managed to get some spillage! :( I don't know what I'm not doing quite right. I am going to blame the poxy syringe - hopefully the ones sparkly advised she used are going to be lots better.

How are you getting on with your lady? and when is AF due?

Purds How's day 3?

sparkly not long to go now chook!

GlitteryLipgloss1 · 22/04/2015 14:42

I got a flashy on the dual yesterday too :)

purdiepie · 22/04/2015 14:43

Mama, I didn't bring Jesus into the debate, it was HER! However, you could do a lot worse than listening to what He said about stuff. He didn't change his mind about anything ,unlike Germaine Greer and her ilk.

nightandthelight · 22/04/2015 14:54

Apologies! No more religion talk! Was just a throw away comment, won't do it again I promise. Please don't throw me off the bus :(

juneybean · 22/04/2015 14:55

Chips and garlic bread yokyil

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Mummyofonesofar · 22/04/2015 15:26

I had chips for lunch with a nana & apple. Going to have an orange soon.

purdiepie · 22/04/2015 15:59

Oh sunny that made me laugh about your tantrumming tot!

mama that blanket is so beautiful. It looks like Missoni! I don't like seeing babies at weddings.

Still catching up. I'm sorry to miss out so many posts..

purdiepie · 22/04/2015 16:05

sunny, anyone is welcome in my home, but I wouldn't necessarily employ them, know what I mean? I wouldn't employ a blue-haired woman or man with metal shit in their face because, as far as I am concerned, they are cavalier and attention-seeking with some other not insignificant issues.

Sparkly123 · 22/04/2015 16:26

Glitterbug yes, what are you to to with these syringes? Can't understand the spillage. Explain please...? Ps 3ml is good!!

Purdita oh hiiiii how goes today?

Sunny oh dear lord. That sounds rather repetitive and irritating. Ok so that's what we are all working towards yeh?!? Looks Around for reassurance... Hmm hope your day gets better lovely!!

MaMa Gorg blanket!!! Love it. Agree it's Missoni esq. I do like a missoni print.