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When's the best time to get pregnant? Use our interactive ovulation calculator to work out when you're most fertile and most likely to conceive.

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juneybean · 19/04/2015 09:43

I'm not half as eloquent as the Purds so but BFPs for all!!!!

Except twats, they can go fuck themselves.

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purdiepie · 22/04/2015 10:55

night, I don't hate the Welsh. As long as they keep that insane language under wraps. And stop demanding their own postage stamps. Tsk.

..which segues nicely into my next subject and the reason I was such a crosspatch yesterday. I was being brainwashed during my induction nonsense by the corporate drivel that is 'diversity'. Now, you may not already know this about me, but I'm not one for 'celebrating people's differences'. If you are over 21 and you have blue hair and a ring through your lip I am going to think you are a needy, attention-seeking moron.

I hate this insistence that we must accept everybody and tolerate their lifestyles. And who coined this notion that we must never judge another person? Just makes liars out of all of us.

nightandthelight · 22/04/2015 10:57

Pretty sure that was Jesus Purdie... Grin

MaMaPo · 22/04/2015 10:59

I just wrote and deleted a whole post in response to yours, purdie. I am learning!

Sparkly123 · 22/04/2015 11:00

MaMa Urgh, that's a lot of thoughts swirling around ain't it. Hope you are feeling more refreshed today. Not long until the UK!! I'm sure your little one will miss you but will also have a brilliant time being spoiled by the grandparents!
Skippy? No.
Good luck Tomor at your fertility app! Hope they can really help in some way!Flowers

Queen step away from the tests you!!!Hmm

Purdita you have def OVd for sure .. But those flat temps are a bit annoying.. However! They may just pop back up again right?they are still above coverline. Wonder whether they are accurate- woken up more often etc?? I know your temps on Clomid are usually much higher which makes sense. Let's see what tomorrow brings, I imagine you could still support if you go back up again?! Happy day three, hope it goes well!Flowers

Oyster yeh no OPKs or temping but plenty dtd! Wink

Night OV sticks totally depend on the person they say between 12-36 hours but some people take longer... I OV two to three days after first positive OPK! So you just need to wait for that temp rise lovely!Flowers

Yokyil ha ha the potty!! I posted a pic of that in a previous bus and we all had a good old laugh! I never used it but it's hilarious isn't it! Hope you have cleared a spot in that fridge for the pee pots! Hope for a BFP for you lovely!Flowers

Froggypants fasting??! Eh why???Confused

Mummy I have no idea. I'm a weirdo. Salmon is on. Oh and I have no idea what you can and can't eat when preggo ... We shall need to ask someone more knowledgable! I can't recall who said smoked salmon was off the menu! Get those bloods checked yes! Agree with Purdie change docs. How on earth can temping be on NHS website but doctors don't acknowledge it?!?Confused

spinning fingers crossed for positive OPK soon! Remember this can be your Christmas baby month!
Grin
Boris get well soon lovely, what a shame!! But like you say- no work is a silver lining!Flowers

Juners what's up with the chart doll?

juneybean · 22/04/2015 11:01

I'm very equal, I don't tolerate anyone.

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juneybean · 22/04/2015 11:03

CHART

It looks frighteningly good...

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nightandthelight · 22/04/2015 11:04

Implantation dip juney?!

juneybean · 22/04/2015 11:06

I did have some pains the other day but can't be sure I didn't just need a pooh.

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MaMaPo · 22/04/2015 11:09

Juney apologies but I was away for a bit - whose lovely swimmers were these? I recall you'd found someone on a forum but he sounded a bit dodgy? Your chart looks great!

Sparkly123 · 22/04/2015 11:13

juney I think Supersperm may have struck gold! Grin good looking chart lovely..... I'm excited.. Smile

juneybean · 22/04/2015 11:24

This is a super-donor mama worryingly he has helped many ladies but the goods obviously work!

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frogbubbles · 22/04/2015 11:34

Juney your chart looks good to me!!

Sparkly one my doc is very thorough so I get dildocam and ultrasound today. Letter says no food

Mummyofonesofar · 22/04/2015 11:39

Juney what a fab chart!!

Pudie It would be boring if we were all the same wouldn't it? Otherwise we would all have spreading bums and stuck on nails and tied up brown hair!

spinningirl10 · 22/04/2015 11:45

Haha Juney, love Inbetweeners!
Ooh your chart looks fabGrin

Sparkly, 1 more day!

Sparkly123 · 22/04/2015 11:51

Froggy ah I see. Totally didn't know about fasting! I thought you just had to drink lots! Good luck lovely Flowers

Spinners 1 moreeeeeeee!!!!!! (Ish Wink) how is your mum doing and cousins?

Purdiepie how's your mum??

juneybean · 22/04/2015 12:02

Is it Wednesday?

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Mummyofonesofar · 22/04/2015 12:03

Sparkly What time is your appt Friday? you've got less than 48 hours to go!!

I hate inbetweeners, they are morons....

juneybean · 22/04/2015 12:07

Oh mummy they're so on my wavelength Grin

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Mummyofonesofar · 22/04/2015 12:08

Maybe you're a moron too Hmm Wink

Sparkly123 · 22/04/2015 12:12

Mummy 12.30 Friday. Can't come soon enough!

Sparkly123 · 22/04/2015 12:13

It's hump day Juney pal

purdiepie · 22/04/2015 12:15

'Miss! Mamapo said ' cunt''

purdiepie · 22/04/2015 12:18

Salmon is shit.

How do you leave your tots for two weeks?? Shock Why can't they go too?

juneybean · 22/04/2015 12:23

I've prematurely made a new thread as I know you guys will fill it before I get back from work!!

NEW THREAD but fill this one up first!!

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Mummyofonesofar · 22/04/2015 12:25

DS went away with his ex-nob-excuse-for-a-father for ten days when he was 2, I skyped twice a day and cried alot. Last year he went down to see his Nanny, I sobbed when he left, sobbed after a phonecall when he said that he wasn't missing me and wanted to move in with Nanny and held him so tight when he came home.

Sparkly exactly 48 hours then!

Juney you know I am joking kind of right?