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When's the best time to get pregnant? Use our interactive ovulation calculator to work out when you're most fertile and most likely to conceive.

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juneybean · 19/04/2015 09:43

I'm not half as eloquent as the Purds so but BFPs for all!!!!

Except twats, they can go fuck themselves.

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Woolly84 · 19/04/2015 14:39

sparkers yay!!Smile Hope you're okay lovely.

Oh pixa some people just aren't very sensitive about these things are they! Hope you're okay.Flowers

sammy my Facebook feed is the same!! It might as well flash up a big message saying "hey you, yes you with the pissy sticks. you're not pregnant yet!" Hmm

cremedecacao · 19/04/2015 14:51

Pixa, maybe she felt awkward if she knew you were trying and then said something silly?

I keep getting anti-baby-bombed!

When I had my smear last week the nurse said "so, this is your first smear but you have had a baby haven't you", er, nope, just a miscarriage.... super awkward. Poor nurse, she looked very embarrassed! had something similar at work too when someone new confused me for a lady who had just come back from maternity: "you're the one who had a baby recently aren't you! You don't look it..." Gee, thanks...

Rainy34 · 19/04/2015 14:54

Pixa sorry you are feeling down, i get this in work all the time, "oh its time you had a baby" or "you will be next" , i don"t think people realise how it these comments can feel to us that have been trying for a while, i just swear under my breath and smile and walk away!!!

juneybean · 19/04/2015 14:57

Just came across a thread bitching about a conception threads title and was momentarily worried but she was referring to the Just Shagging thread Grin

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DizzyMerry · 19/04/2015 15:08

Pixa sorry you were baby bombed. Some people can be insensitive and don't how hard it can be and some just don't know what to else to say. Either way they just engage their brains before they speak.

Sparkly that's very positive. Fx for you and willing Friday brings you some great news.

Juney I saw that thread this morning. Some people are quite strange!

GlitteryLipgloss1 · 19/04/2015 15:10

I've added a few sizes to my amazon basket :) - Ideally I want a 2ml or 4ml (ya never know) but quite long and thin? Do I need a tube?

thank you for the fb bump spinning :)

5ml?! Jesus crist!!!! Purds your DH is a machine!!

Is conceive plus alright to mix - some women are using REAL EGG WHITES - WTAF I do not want to making scrambled egg in a vagina.

yeah a convert to the AI! Sounds so much nicer and less sweaty! lol I just need to say to SH "here are love, five finger shuffle one out for me into that please - no pubes."

sparkly no bleeding is good wahey! - hope it stays that way too!

juneybean · 19/04/2015 15:17

glittery I've heard that you should mix the preseed with the sperm outside the body, best to put it inside and let it warm up to body temp that fling the sperms in.

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woodpigeon123 · 19/04/2015 15:36

Hello!

AF arrived today, right on time.... Hurrah.

New stats for 2016 baby...!
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TTC 1, cycle 7, age 32, BFP due 20th May

Nomio230 · 19/04/2015 15:43

I am all caught up from yesterday now, so brace yourselves for a mammoth post!

Glittery, you are absolutely gorgeous, and part of what makes you that way is your confidence. Please don’t let some random doctor upset you.

I was in the same situation as you a couple of years ago. I was told I couldn’t have Clomid or IVF until my BMI was under 30. At the time I was about a size 20, so was pretty big. I managed to lose a couple of stones & now have a BMI of about 27, which is on the high side, but so much better than it was. I have just re-started my diet/exercise plan, so we can be diet buddies if you want.

I know it seems unfair & everywhere you look there are massive fat women who just keep popping babies out, but overall, the statistics show that size does impact fertility.

Pixa, it sounds like you had a perfect trip & got lots of baby making in there! Fx for you.

Night, I am super jealous of your –den of iniquity--secret games room! I have a feeling you guys are going to be really happy in your new house.

Purdie, your poor mum sounds so ill. I am sending her lots of get well soon thoughts. Flowers

I am terrified of flying, too. I don’t take medication, but I have been in tears more than once on an aeroplane. I think it is the thought that if anything goes wrong, you are completely powerless.

Marys, you absolutely will get your baby. You are lovely and you deserve to be a mum.

Lucie, that sounds brilliant! I am so excited that you are going to get your little bean!

I am going to suggest to DH that we give AI a go once or twice each month. We have a pretty good sex life normally, but there is so much pressure around OV time, and it can also get boring doing it for days on end!

chopsface · 19/04/2015 15:56

Sorry purdey I thought it was just moaning about symptoms I wasn't allowed to do Blush

Good for no spotting sparkly

nightandthelight · 19/04/2015 16:01

I just can't catch up

Move is now done though so will keep on top of things from here on in!

Pixa · 19/04/2015 16:08

Thank you all, you are all so comforting.

I want a score on my sexing! Is FF advanced any good?

Sparkly so pleased for no more blood for you. Let's keep our fingers crossed.

Facebook advertising is terrible Sammy and Woolly.

Creme anti-baby bombing sounds awful!

I can't imagine shoving egg whites up in the foof, Glittery.

Nomio thank you, the trip was fantastic. Sorry to hear you're terrified of flying. Flowers

How is everyone else today?

I have almost talked DH into getting a pet.

gennibugs · 19/04/2015 16:09

lucie just popping on to say I have read your updates and I am so excited and hopeful for you. 7 eggs is fantastic. I am keeping everything crossed for your and will be lurking and looking out for your updates. xxx

frogbubbles · 19/04/2015 16:12

Lucie that's amazing news!! So so pleased for you lovely.

Creme no idea why the pant snot was brown, I'm taking it as my body and insides being bloody awkward.

Aww pixa some people are just plain stupid and insensitive Sad

Night woop for finishing with the move!!

Am I hearing this correct actual egg whites up there?? Why?? How?? Most importantly how do you get it back out? Blush eewwwwww

frogbubbles · 19/04/2015 16:13

Pixa what pet are you getting?

eskimolaura · 19/04/2015 16:16

Hi all! Place marking (should be coursework marking!)

Purdie Hope your mum is better soon. Good luck for tomorrow! Try not to get too distracted by the office tottie.

Lucie Hurrah for the eggs! Good luck with the next stage. It all sounds super exciting. FX for you!

Sparkly Woop for no more blood Grin

Glittery Real egg whites?? WTF?!

Trying to think back to the last few pages. There was some stuff about flying... I don't enjoy it, plus I have to wear 'ear planes' as the pressure from take-off and landing makes it feel like my head is gonna explode. I wouldn't let it stop me from going anywhere though. I get itchy feet all the time. There was also some stuff about barbeques and golf... I like the former, especially hot dogs. I don't like the latter but my DH does. (He's 30- he is my toy boy Wink )

So... cinema or chiminea yesterday? In the end, we didn't do either! We went out for a lovely meal and came back, decided it was a bit chilly to sit outside and snuggled up on the sofa watching Ross Noble's new TV programme, which is freakin hilarious.

This morning, DH and I had a bit of a cuddle. He is still horny as a bunny rabbit, but is having to abstain because of his SA tomorrow. He was talking about when we are finally going to be able to DTD again (after my HSG) and he said 'I don't want to hear any of the following comments from you before we have sex again:

  1. My fallopian tubes are the right temperature. You need to jump me tonight.
  2. Look at this online picture of this dilated cervix. Do you think mine looks like this?
  3. Anything whatsoever that involves the word 'mucus.'

Got to go and do marking now. Have fun y'all. Grin

babsbunny · 19/04/2015 16:24

Hi girls. Joining chops in the stalker seats...

Purdie. Trying to catch up. No it wasn't the steroids that flattened her immunity, but the other treatments she was on for the rheumatoid arthritis. the steroids were like like a cross over treatment till the other stuff kicked in.
She was given steroids on one occasion tho alongside antibiotics to shift a really bad chest infection.

I hope your poor mum feels better soon x

GlitteryLipgloss1 · 19/04/2015 16:27
egg whites up the foof! fucking bonkers!

Nomio - thank you.x
I would love to be diet buddies with you! I am debating to buy an acti blend or an actifry. I cant purchase both at once and I have heard blending too much fruit = too much sugar. natural sugar but still sugar. That I dont suppose my runs will run off!

I am ok, I have slept on it and hey, the pity party is over, - lose a bit of weight, look and feel better and even better get a BFP. Sounds like a triple win to me.

Are you healthy eating or following a plan?

hiya woodpigeon nice to see you x

Sparkly123 · 19/04/2015 16:29

Pixa argh I hate that! (You will be soon though ..!) a pet!! What do you want?!

Spinning yes you are right! Never wanted a week to go in so bad!! I did a digi yesterday and it said pregnant which was amazing as I've never seen that before! However, brown spotting still worries me alongside my crampy feelings and back pain. But I'm just gonna have to try keep as calm as poss. I know some ladies do get brown spotting in pregnancy it is just always scary after last time and what's been going on this last week. How are you today? Oh I just saw your update! You still watching crap tv?! Ha. Oh and no I am not temping! Can't face it!

Rainy thanks sweetheart that's so kind. Yes -one day at a time. Hope you are ok

Night good first night in new pad??

creme how awkward with that nurse and at work!! Poor you.Did she not read your notes nope?!

Juney I never look at other threads.. I bet there is a whole world out there!! Ha

Wood so sorry for AF sweetheart. 2016- you get your baby!!

Glitters both sizes perfect. Yes Purds dh is a machine! The fertility nurse said most men manage 1ml!!i use preseed first with applicator then I do spermies seperate. I think some people do mix but I heard it's good to have preseed In five mins or so first . Oh Juney I just read your advice! Isn't it funny how we have all "heard" different things!! Ha. Try both ways Glitter

Noms another AI er?! I think if it helps take pressure off etc it's def a good idea!!

Genni hi lovely! Nice to see you here how are you getting on?

Frog yes to egg whites. I've read people do it a lot. Euwww

nightandthelight · 19/04/2015 16:32

Yay for digi Sparkly :)

New bed wad very comfy thanks, just needto christen it now Grin

lucieloos · 19/04/2015 16:36

Thank you so much Genni, that means a lot to me Smile You and I were together on these buses for so long. Would be amazing if I could finally join you and graduate! I'm so glad that everything is going well for you with this pregnancy. I have looked you up now and again to make sure you are ok Smile

Pixa · 19/04/2015 16:38

Glittery I am just reading about natural
sugars and the impact on hormones! It is so very interesting.

Frog and Sparkly quite tempted to get a pair of bunnies but I can't decide if I am just crazing something small and cute to love Grin

juneybean · 19/04/2015 16:39

haha nah sparkly you stay in here away from the bitches of mumsnet! It's a harsh world out there!

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Nomio230 · 19/04/2015 16:43

The woman in that video scares me. Plus, eeewwwwwww!

Glittery, I am not really following a diet because I am fussy & a veggie! I am just trying to cut out anything fatty, and eat loads of fresh fruit and veg. I have also just joined the gym and am planning to go 4/5 times a week. I think i am going to alternate between swimming & the actual gym.

I always find the first few days the most difficult. After a week or so, when you start to see results, I think it spurs you on a bit.

We can do this, and we will get our babies!

frogbubbles · 19/04/2015 16:46

Glittery and Nom can I join you please? I've just had to listen to my slim/skinny ass SIL tell me how bad my smoothies are and how she drinks kale juice every morning to keep trim after having the baby. Sad