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[juneybean]

I'm not half as eloquent as the Purds so but BFPs for all!!!!

Except twats, they can go fuck themselves.

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Can I just say, this lamb smells fucking amazing. Might have a glass of wine too, because hopefully soon I will be pregnant and won't be able to!

Good thinking Creme make the most of it while you can!!

Haha yes you are sparkly and you need to come clean now coz you're covers been blown!!!

I made Jamie Oliver's empire chicken with Mediterranean salad. Was delicious. You lot seem to have had yummy dinners too.

I've started using chia seeds too. Bought a big tub from ocado a while ago. H&B had some but as spinning said they only do the small packets.

I think you have to have wine with your lamb Creme, enjoy it.

Sparkly, that sounds good. I haven't had curry for ages.

Left over chilli for dinner here. DP gets back from his stag tomorrow and I can never be bothered to cook when it's just me.

Ah, Sparkly, my friend, thank you for praying for mum. I didn't know you were a Kafflick! I am excited about your pregnancy. I really am. I think you are going to make it and I also still think FF got your ov day wrong and that's why your BFPs were so faint to begin wiv I am neither excited nor nervous about tomorrow; my biggest fear is that it will be excruciatingly boring, but I must give it my best shot, eh? Gratitude. Gratitude. Gratitude

JuicyLucie, yes, they retrieved seven eggs from my donor and six fertilised. I remember being so horribly disappointed ('Our donor's only, like, fucking twelve! That bitch should've given us a least fifteen eggs! I'm furious! This clinic's shit! Shit! I FUCKING KNEW WE SHOULD HAVE GONE TO GREECE! At least it would've been bastard warm! I'll never have a baby! NEVER EVER EVER EVER..NEVER EVER EEEEEVER!!')

Spinning FF has me down for next sat.I use another app period tracker and that mirrors ff.

Haven't updated any apps for ages. Not like me at all.

AI is the way forward! I'm glad he is up for it.

Haha the little espresso cups have been in the cupboard collecting dust since we moved in. I will now have my iron water pot for POS purposes. And an espresso cup. God help anyone who decides to nose in our bathroom cabinet.

Is it too early in the evening to say muff

I haven't decided on dinner but I really fancy some alcohol?

Oyster how did stag go?! You didn't have your actual hen this weekend though did you?

Hackchewally, Juney, I got 13.5mls of spunk from DH this month - in total, of course (but I lost 1ml on t'carpet).

I would never say to a 24 year-old, 'It's your turn next'. What I would say is: 'How much is cocaine at the moment per gram? Why aren't you over in California at the Coachella festival? Been to any good gigs lately?' I think it's preposterous to imagine that the average 24 year-old should be 'next' to have babies. Who are these people living in the 1950s?

I'm not saying anyone in their early twenties is daft to be wanting babies; what I am saying is that you'd have to be a moron to say to said young 'un 'It'll be your turn next'. Crass.

Sammy, facebook knows you are trying for a baby, that's why. Mumsnet sell all our details to the advertising giants. True dat.

Purdiepie oh bugger. Outed self. Are you?! Thank you for your thoughts on pregnancy. Did you see I had a positive digi yesterday? That was exciting and made me feel strong given the bleeding had stopped and no spotting. It's just this brown blood being back every so often now with the cramps is making me worry. It's such a roller coaster!i feel I'm a broken record on here too!! I've just never felt so up and down in my life!desperately want to hold onto hope and stay positive,but every cramp and bit of spotting gets to me!! Oh lovely I don't think tomorrow will be boring at all.. I think you will enjoy the independence and being back in the work place after so long, I really think you will.its a big change but one that will hopefully make you feel valued and appreciated outwith the family. You are amazing and you are going to absolutely - Juney this is for you lovely a la Chezza Cole - smash it!!

You recording it on a spreadsheet like purds?

Oh you ladies are making me feel bad about my dinner options tonight - pasta and home made veggie sauce. Not a superfood or roast in sight.

sparkly

Purds agree on the expectation at 24. Some people eh?! Coachella aye.

juney eat woman! Eat!!!!

Tonight I hate the world and everyone in it. Fact.

Merry, that sounds good, I like Jamie Oliver recipes.

Oyster, has he had a good time? Is your hen next weekend? What do you have planned?

Purdie, is your Mum any better?

Juney, go for it

Boris, nowt wrong with homemade pasta sauce!

Eskimo, why, what's happened? Sending you a hug

But you still love us though Eskimo? 'cos we're only imaginary

Thank you for saying such nice things earlier nomio I notice a few million pages ago that we are both late '77 babies

Can we come to your hen party oyster

Eskimoooo love what's wrong?!

Glittery, I'm a little ahead then as I shall probably ov on thurs/fri. Must pick my syringes up from the post office tomorrow, missed the postman!

Can I ask why the charters on here don't have the VIP access? It's only £17 per year you tight-fisted bastards. I have it and I'm officially the poorest person in the world. Nearly.

Juno, what was the complainer complaining about re the JS thread?

Eskimo, I think your DH IBU. How can talk of mucus not give him a stonk-on?

I refuse to discuss the alleged benefits of squirting real egg whites up the vagina. Anyone who suspects this could be the thing to get them pregnant needs to be over on the SEN boards.

Nomio and Glittery, please try walking/running. It literally melts away fat. After giving birth I pushed that bloody pram day after day after day. Nothing strenuous and never a particularly arduous trek, but my goodness did the weight fall off - and it wasn't from breastfeeding either, coz I gave up that daft idea after a fortnight

Errr real egg whites? Really? I must have missed that chat today! Eww imagine the mess!