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[juneybean]

I'm not half as eloquent as the Purds so but BFPs for all!!!!

Except twats, they can go fuck themselves.

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Lucieeeeee! I was at church this morning and prayed for you. Wow. Seven eggs! You sound pleased as punch and so you jolly well should be. Don't forget to ask them tomorrow for details of your DH's sperm that he gave today. I'm always interested to know how the fella's fare on the day. Try to keep that positivity flowing, Lucie; cortisol is not good for the next two weeks so be resolute about not letting the demons shake you this fortnight. Your baby is waiting....

Creme, it boggles me 'ead, honestly it does.

Haha! Mine too! My theory is that I was such a badly behaved teen that I was ready to settle down by 17

Really pleased for you lucie, big hugs to you
Dh back from golf now, so I'm off upstairs to tickle his fancy although we will have to do it in the bathroom as all the children are home, and it's the only door with a lock!!

Aww thank you purdie you are amazing I tried to ask about dh's sperm today but she said something about getting a report on day 5 with details on various things so I will wait until then and nag again if not.

Did you say you got 7 eggs from your donor or did you have 7 fertilise?

Eee fingers crossed for your little eggies lucie

Glitterbug mine are a brand called Braun and I get them from fertility clinic but I'm sure eBay or amazon? Purds will help you. Another AI convert! Ha. Part time of course..! Hope you are feeling more positive after rubbish day yesterday

Pixa you are 24?! No way!

Creme wow! You are also a young married thing! Amazing that you were ready to settle so young. When you know you know eh?!

Lucie overjoyed that your experience has been so positive. Fantastic news!!! And what great chances you have! Everything is in place lovely, your baby is coming! Thanks so much for updating us

Purdita ha ha it's not so smooth at the mo! I should go to get waxed but waxer told me if I ever get preggers not to in early pregnancy.. So.. I'm running free just now! Ha ha. I felt positive yesterday as I had no bleeding! Can I get a woo hoo?! But I had quite a few crampy niggles.Anyway.. 11pm last night had a lovely lot of brown blood, only once but it unnerved me again. Same today. rollercoaster Mass was lovely today. I said many a prayer for purdie's mama ! We have a new priest. I always find it takes time to adjust, but I'm liking him.. Today was all about forgiveness..and the choice to open our hearts to it. As always I find it so uplifting! How's mum today? And you?? Excited for Tomor?

Place marking! Still crap at keeping up on here though...

lucie how exciting!! I look forward to seeing your updates here

The sperm place provided my syringes so I'm no use glittery but with mr bolleaux I used the 2ml syringes that came with the cats medicine... depends how plentiful your man is, purds got 5ml worth of spunk this month!

Just bumped into a family who baby bombed us not so long ago, and she came out with the classic "It's your turn next" Just f* off, I know it is. I am effing trying and failing miserably you stupid woman!

:( pixa

Oh, Pixa, people really should think before they speak

Glittery, I ordered mine from Amazon. I think they're 5ml, if you have a look on the fb page I posted a link there. I'll try and find it and bump it up for you.

Sparkly, Woohoo for no fresh blood yesterday. I know the brown spitting isn't nice but so many women have this in pregnancy. I think it's looking good for you. Bet Friday can't come soon enough.

Spotting not spitting! Spitting is as bad if not worse than spotting!

Just read your update Sparkly, definitely 'woo hoo!'

Yes, I am 24 Sparkly and Purdie. I didn't realise it would shock you both? DH is 34. I met him when I was 16, when I started full time work at the local authority. We started dating when I was 19, and the rest is history. I have been steadily working my way up at the LA and it is going well. I grew up before my time I think.

Thanks Juney and Mary, I really wish they would think before they speak. I get so angry and upset because it's far too emotive. I try to just joke along with them but I am pretty sure the disappointment was quite evidently plastered upon my face. I am really struggling today.

Yokyil - my dh got up at 6 but was home by 11.30! Not too bad

Purds - what do you mean FF score for sexing? Am I missing something? We stopped a) because dh was exhausted and b) because I confused FF by not temping properly and having three days of pos opks!

Oh Pixa, it's horrible isn't it? I'm exactly the same when people say that.

Sparkly - woo for no fresh bleeding! Xx

I will be forever grateful to you lovely bunch.

Sammy, in FF look on analysis, bottom right, then click timing analyser and it will score you low to high

Pixa, that's crap, why do people say these things

I got "poor" this month for my sexing

sammy FF will give you a score on whether you timed intercourse, since mine was 0-3 I got poor but I think 0-1, 0 and 0+1 are good

Sparkly Just take each does as you get it, Iv got a good feeling about this pregnancy for you, fx you get good news on Friday xx

Ah, I don't have it as I'm cheap and haven't paid for the advanced version!

Why is my Facebook news feed full of adverts for baby things?! Xx

Ah I wouldn't worry Sammy, it's just more to obsess over

Sparkly, are you still temping?

I'm so tired today, I've got loads to do and I'm sat on the sofa watching crap tv. Must go and do something!