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[juneybean]

No wankers allowed.

BFPs for everyone!

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Oh I'd love QI if that fat c**t wasn't hosting it.

Mummy yes I thought may get a thank you note for taking part or some info but no. Just a screwed up box of the old style OPK! As I said before ungrateful it's free, better than a kick in the teeth eh! I still have dual sticks left though do you not?

MaMa love it. I totally have a preggo woman sense. I always know! This lady is clearly gifted like moi. You are next ..!!

Purds rain?! It's a Gorg sunny day here. Well, I can see it from the window! Ha. Did u get to asda?! Ready for Tomor?

Aux I also love a random fact. Keep them coming!

When's the next BFP rolling in?!

t'new thread innit

Yes, Sparkly, I got a fabulous outfit from th'Asda: a structured, hidden-zipped, lovely necklined black dress, black tights, lightweight black cardie and black ballet shoes. Very pretty. Very funereal. Very Jackie O. Except for the sunglasses. I didn't buy them, coz i would look like a knob in an interview with enormo-shades on, innit.

I have signed up for the Clearblue Trial. Today I had my first unintelligible phonecall with someone forrin; I think she was Welsh. I don't care what anyone says, that language is an impenetrable nonsense

Purdita About time signing up for the trial! We have been telling you long enough! Yes for the outfit sounds perfect! aye I had the welsh bird too.

Mama, ooh that's spooky, fx she's right

Purdie, the outfit sounds perfect, you'll knock 'em dead

Sparkly, yes exercised early today as it's been a busy day. Beautiful sunshine here today.

Melon, really? It's stopping have sex, maybe that will make it start again.

Haha spinning at the suggestion of sex it's come on again!

Cheesus crust you've nearly filled a whole thread. Dang!
About to read back now. XXXX

Haha good news Melon

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