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Bumsnet: we're raising our bums after TTC and waiting for our Angry Pubes.

996 replies

purdiepie · 15/04/2015 18:26

Do you like feeling left out of a group? Do you enjoy being marginalised and isolated and picked-on? How about a good bullying? If so..you're in t'wrong place, cock, coz this 'ere is the TTC thread where you feel loved, embraced, encouraged, wanted, lusted after, admired, respected, thought-of with fondness, missed when you're away. We will even put up with your lazy, selfish bastard of a husband who would rather watch Chelsea romp through the Premiership than put a baby in your tum-tum.

Absolutely any old slag welcome, unless you already have a baby in your tum-tum and we're about as familiar with you as a condom. You can get lost Smile

t'STATS, innit

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nightandthelight · 15/04/2015 18:33

Love the intro Purdie!

Pikz · 15/04/2015 18:45

CakeBrew

Sparkly123 · 15/04/2015 18:46

Oh hiiiiiiiiiiiii!
Good opener Purdooo !

Pikz glad someone bought us some cake to get us started! Wink

Sparkly123 · 15/04/2015 18:47

My stats should really be updated but I have no idea what to put as dunno what cd I'm on. Confused

Pixa · 15/04/2015 18:52

Marking my place. Great intro. Grin

MelonMelon · 15/04/2015 19:00

Yoo-Hoo! Melon here Smile

spinningirl10 · 15/04/2015 19:02

Hahahaha love the opening postGrin I've just caught up on the old bus!

spinningirl10 · 15/04/2015 19:04

Sparkly, I would count cd1 as the first day of proper bleeding. How are you today?

Sparkly123 · 15/04/2015 19:14

Spins yeh so probably Monday then, I'll double check with them at hospital Tomor. I'm feeling rubbish today really weak and nauseated etc. Just drained, looking forward to getting tomorrow over with weirdly. I need a plan to focus on and I can't have that until tomorrow. Glad you had a sunny day today too!

eskimolaura · 15/04/2015 19:23

Place marking. Just picked a huge spot on my chin. Must be the prog pills; I normally have really dry skin.

Grin Bring on the BFPs on this mental, metaphorical, magical motor vey-hi-cal! x

spinningirl10 · 15/04/2015 19:26

I can totally understand that Sparkly, you need to know what's going on and then you can face it and start focussing on the future.

Woolly84 · 15/04/2015 19:32

Wa-heyy new bus!! Grin

Stellar intro purds, though I expect no less by now Wink

Sparkly123 · 15/04/2015 19:35

Yep Spinning that's about right. I haven't shed a tear since Sunday, I hope the Star ain't gonna hit the fan tomorrow...!!! ConfusedHmm

auxiliaryauroch · 15/04/2015 19:37

Plaice murk.

####stats Auxiliaryauroch late 30s ttc #2 cycle4 bfp 1 Mayish.####

MarysPrayer · 15/04/2015 19:59

Splendid opener Purdie , gave me a good old chuckle that. Smile

Mamapo I love a bit of woo, me. What if she's right?

Eskimo, I'll take one of those not all uncomfortable hugs, thank you.
Feeling a bit meh today. A friend who was too busy to see me this week has just posted some photos on fb of her, with another friend + other friend's newborn baby. I guess miserable old post-mc me was just too boring an option for her

Sparkly you're amazing to stay so strong.

Love a fact du jour thanks aux

Can some who's much more clever than me please add my bfp date to stats? ####bfp 26th April### Ok, so it's a wtf cycle, but wtf, you've gotta keep the faith right?

auxiliaryauroch · 15/04/2015 20:05

Damn, I'm going to have to scour the grey matter for a factoid to trump today's! Su-uuuuch pressure! bites nails I will need some interesting spelling mistakes from you lot for inspiration!

juneybean · 15/04/2015 20:05

Haha loving the opening post

auxiliaryauroch · 15/04/2015 20:05

Italics fail. Fook.

auxiliaryauroch · 15/04/2015 20:07

Ha! I only just read the first post a la purds! Slag city eh? Grin

victoria401 · 15/04/2015 20:13

Just looked at the stats,they is well out of date innit?

spinningirl10 · 15/04/2015 20:20

Oh Mary, I don't think you need a friend like that, stick with usSmile

Night, I forgot to comment but I read what happened at work today. I think the response someone suggested you have ready was very good but I can't believe you have to go through shit like that. Sending a hug xx

Ah Sparkly, you need to let it all out. Maybe when you know for definite what's happening it will help. Has your dh got the whole day off to be with you?

Hairstylisttoboris · 15/04/2015 20:22

I have arrived, innit.

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spinningirl10 · 15/04/2015 20:24

Just looked at the stats, someone's made a fab job of them, I see I'm the only ageless ladyGrin
Purdie, when's your birthday?

eskimolaura · 15/04/2015 20:26

You can have all the hugs in the world Marys What an insensitive FB post that was.

Sparkly I hope you're ok my lovely. Hang on in there, and good luck for tomorrow.

Purds The interview clobber sounds like it will do the trick. The best of luck for tomorrow (it is tomorrow, right?). You knock 'em dead! (Just make sure they get back up again and give you your job!)



My DH overslept and didn't get his spunk to the clinic. He's now aiming for Monday. He's gutted that he's let us down, but he was up at 5 to do a gym shift, home at 12 and then had a nap and didn't realise he had to get it there for 2. I said 'You have one thing to do... 1 THING! Jizz in a cup.' I wasn't cross for long. He was really sorry and had to go back to work for 6pm til 10. He is just exhausted. Before he went, he saw me on my laptop and said 'Oh no, you're not telling the women on Mumsnet that I didn't take my sperm in are you?' And I said 'Yes, and they'll all call you a wanker for missing the clinic.' Oh how we chortled at the irony. Grin

Sparkly123 · 15/04/2015 20:27

Oh Marys sorry you are having a bad day. I'm sorry your friend was more interested in being out with others instead of being there to support you. I think some people are quite self involved. But we ain't on here and we are here for you!!! I know it's a blurgh time especially on first cycle post mc but you are taking big steps forward by trying again and your BFP could be just around the corner. You can do this! It's a roller coaster but you will absolutely come out the other side, and you will have a lovely BFP in the end. Flowers

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