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When's the best time to get pregnant? Use our interactive ovulation calculator to work out when you're most fertile and most likely to conceive.

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juneybean · 11/04/2015 14:04

No wankers allowed.

BFPs for everyone!

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Hairstylisttoboris · 15/04/2015 10:34

night can you prepare a couple of lines to keep in your head for incase it gets repeated.
'No, why would you think that I'm PG? And why do you think its ok to duscuss it like this. Preggers or not in entitled to some privacy when sick'.
Having a retaliation ready helps me to feel in control.

Mummyofonesofar · 15/04/2015 10:34

Aux what an idea - lets hope they have to become as obsessive as us lot!

Oyster yay for angry pubes!

Queen Glad you are back on track - stay strong.

Purdey good luck with outfit hunting - I bought a cheap suit from there once for an interview when I had no pennis - still wear it now!

I was very dry down there this morning but have had for the first time some stretchy greenish very stretchy glob of cm. No angry pubes for me. Temps are slowly going higher and higher but with no ov. I don't want to keep using my digital opk so may order some cheapies online just incase I ov. Chart

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Mummyofonesofar · 15/04/2015 10:35

Night why can't everyone just shut up!!

chopsface · 15/04/2015 10:37

Glad the scan went ok Sammy All I can say is some things just take time and I'm proof!

Anyone interested my digi said 2-3! I'm having quads with tessie ;-)

Thinking of you sparkly x

purdiepie · 15/04/2015 10:39

aenor, I meant to thank you for posting that about Lesley Regan. What a woman she is. Genius. Also, please post more...how are you? Where are you on your 'journey'? Are you well? Smile

purdiepie · 15/04/2015 10:42

QueenBee, you sound so lovely, thanks for your post (please come and post more) and especially for being so candid about your problems. You're very strong to have nipped your relapse in the bud; how did you do it? Is that a daft question? I hope you've ov'd and that CBFM is being thick (it does happen) because your rumpy-pumpy efforts were stellar!

nightandthelight · 15/04/2015 10:53

Thanks guys :) it just seems to have got out of control very quickly. People are jokily asking if I need them to take me to my ante natal appts Angry

purdiepie · 15/04/2015 10:56

Sammy, yay for positive dildocamming (Aux, I, too, am in the non-vadge-invasion gang although my bumcam puts me up there with the dildo glitterati I suspect) and suspected ov (we knew you had, right?) Would any gland swelling still be present or is it somefink wot 'appens in the lead-up to ovulation? Hmm

Night, I am sorry about your nan. I wrote a lengthy post re grandparents and forgetfulness last night but on re-reading it was heinously inappropriate (comedic) and so I deleted it. I feel like I'm really growing Hmm Your colleague sucks cheese off vagabonds' balls. That's all she's good for anyway. If you give me her fb details I'll pm her a la Tallulah-style and get all unhinged-Rambo on her ass.

Frog, hurrah for solid cross pubes! 10/10. Don't see me. Nope..the new sex dress is totes inappropes for th'interview. I'm thinking more along the lines of the flat black ballet-style shoes and wide jersey black pants I've seen in th'Asda (grand total of £20) plus some kind of ubiquitous; boring inconspicuous-looking and grown-up blouse fing. You know..stuff I'll never wear again. Ever. Actually, I may put all the tags back on Friday and return them all for a refund. Yes..that's the Christian thing to do...

Queenbee30 · 15/04/2015 10:56

Awww thanks Purdie. Not a daft question at all. Ive been in control of my eating for a few years now; regular hard exercise is what keeps me on an even keel. I feel horrendous physically on the rare occassion I fall back into disordered eating so I try and focus on how good I feel when I'm looking after my body. I have a lot more self-worth and self- belief than I used to have, which has taken a LONG time to build up. I will always have control issues but my DH lets me know when I'm being too weird. When I can't control something, I go a bit out of whack! Hence my new obsession of POAS and recording all my data in two different apps!

Considering for about 2 years I never wanted to DTD (when on anti-depressants and hating myself), my relatively new found libido is quite a revelation to my DH!

Sorry, very me me me post!

Queenbee30 · 15/04/2015 10:58

purdie your interview outfit sounds perfect - you'll be able to wear it all for your job! Good luck to you Smile

purdiepie · 15/04/2015 11:02

Oyster, the dashed lines don't always mean FF is unsure; sometimes the special needs man who decides upon ovulation day uses the same red pen he utilises to mark everyone's sexing efforts as 'high', 'good' or 'very poor. Probably not even using the right hole. See me'. His pen is sometimes running out of ink, hence the dotting of the line.

Crikey, I'm beginning to sound like Aux HmmGrin

purdiepie · 15/04/2015 11:05

Mummy, you probably ov'd on Sunday 12th but boy are you giving me FF a headache. What, in the name of Barry Manilow's fudge-packing arsehole happened with the discarded temps? Those days are imperative, missus! Get a grip on them temps around ovulation, pliz

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juneybean · 15/04/2015 11:06

Sitting in the dark room of a sleeping baby whilst the three girls make a lot of noise downstairs. Send help!

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purdiepie · 15/04/2015 11:14

Queen, you are amazing, not least for having lobbed your AD's in t'bin

purdiepie · 15/04/2015 11:17

Juney, what kind of help?

loopylou1984 · 15/04/2015 11:18

Purdey well I had a very positive opk yesterday but no substantial temp rise yet to back it up so I wasn't sure.

Hmm... I don't know if the gland is a before or after thing, there's not one there yet I don't think. Although I'll have a proper check in the work loos in a bit and get back to you! Xx

Mummyofonesofar · 15/04/2015 11:21

Purdey I had to read back to find my pennis haha PENNIES!

Ok my discarded temps were because CD13 I woke up at 4.30 ish and temped knowing I had to take it after 3 hours sleep but then woke up at 6.40 and forgot my early sleepy temping and temped again losing my original saved temp. Empty circle the CD14 was because I woke and temped at 5am then CD15 I woke up at about 3am, stayed in bed and went back to sleep then temped at 5 when I woke up again and didn't think it would be very valid. Should i put them back in? Hmm

Near ov time I seem to wake up more worrying/thinking/obsessing over whether I will see my temp go up or not so don't sleep as well.

Sparkly123 · 15/04/2015 11:24

aenor thanks so much for the recommendation. Hopefully I'll have a good chance next time and it will be lucky number three. If not, it's great to have info like this so thank you. Hope you are well?

Vic !!!!! How are you today? What! I did wonder where the stick photo was!!! Facebook shmacebook!

Oyster chart looking good! Can't believe your wedding is so close!!! Eeek!! Really hope for a pre marriage BFP for you! Exciting your hen is so close! Enjoy it!

Mummy yoga sounds good, glad you had some TTC free time!

Spins more exercise today? I was thinking test Tomor fmu to take with me to hosp. I did a test yesterday and still positive so doubt there will be much change today yet

Sammy hope your temp increases soon. Good to hear the scan went well! That's another thing off the list and good to know nothing sinister going on right? I know it's now the feeling of -what is wrong- !! But you have ruled a few things out today which is great and not long until you see consultant who will show you the next steps. Keep focused on that!

aux Thanks lovely. Crinone is a progesterone gel. Wooo no dildocam! A rarity! Ha ha. Yes to the man theory!!!

QueenB thanks that's really kind.Sounds like you have really got everything covered with dtd!! Fingers crossed for you and hope these cycles sort out. I'm so sorry to hear of your battle with eating disorders, it must be there constantly and a huge strain in your life. As I haven't dealt with it myself I have no direct advice to offer other than if you have managed to get back from setbacks before you can do it again . I hope you have lots of support around you and feel free to share with us here we will happily shower you with nonsensical chat to lift your spirits!

Froggy they have def confirmed OV! Woo!

Purdie what did Asda throw into the mix? Anything? Oh I just saw. Sounds ideal no?

Night Urgh! I really dislike that kinda chat. Colleague needs to grow a brain! Sometimes people just don't think!! I just saw your update - good lord! Sending Flowers

loopylou1984 · 15/04/2015 11:43

Thank you Sparkly, you're right. I'm not disappointed, I didn't think anything would show really. Only 12 days till the appointment so not long to wait at all.

Night, sorry for your insensitive colleagues, I'm sure mine think I'm pg after being late this morning. Esp when I let slip that dh was with me! X

frogbubbles · 15/04/2015 12:06

Night I say spike all their cups of tea with laxatives and hide all the loo roll. The rotten buggers!!

Purdie just do it, I am rather apt at retagging clothing to return, next are great for this sorry next I might have also taken a razor blade to the seams of shoes and returned I am a terrible person

eek!!! I am so excited now about my king of the angry pubes line. Got a couple of super temp rises as well. Never had this before, so it's massively reassuring. 3DPO only 11 days to go, until I can resume my POAS addiction

chopsface · 15/04/2015 12:25

Sorry sparkly! I seem unable to post pics on here, it mumbles something about the format being wrong or some such...

I nearly sprayed a mouthful of water across the tearoom reading about mummy's 'pennis' then! Rofl!

Rainy34 · 15/04/2015 12:36

Hey everyone , will reply properly to everyone tonight as I am on my phone but I got my first peak today so dh luck is in tonight, we dtd Monday night , we are going for every two days fx this is our lucky month

Rainy34 · 15/04/2015 12:38

Dosed up on paracetamol , head is still sore but not as bad as yesterday, had to go to bed early last night, felt utter crap last night !!

purdiepie · 15/04/2015 12:39

mummy yes I would reinput those temps as your wakenings would not have skewed your bbt as you didn't get up.

Sammy if you only got a pos opk yesterday then it is likely you will ov today or tomorrow no? Those dildocam nurses don't have a fecking clue about ovulation. Fact. Look out for a temp rise tomorrow. And get screwing!

purdiepie · 15/04/2015 12:41

Rainy! cha'mone! I fink you're going to have a tot in your tum-tum soon.